Swedish man attacked by tattooed girl gang

Sounds like I need to take my bicycle over to Örebro for some evening rides!

where can I find this gang plz??

Wait your turns I heard about it first!

Lucky guy. Sounds like every teenage boys fantasy come true.

....until he gets an AIDS test

15:04 July 16, 2009 by longtime

Why is this funny? If the genders were reversed I'm sure you wouldn't find it in the least entertaining.

I am assuming all of you that have commented above are male, which makes it even more bizare that you think it's ok for a member of your own sex to be attacked like this.

Reminds me of a t-shirt I saw in Dublin a few weeks ago

"Douse me in choclate and throw me to the lesbians!"

Awww, what a poor 50 year old guy...

They should have knicked his wallet, at least then he would have something to complain about.

I guarantee that if this were a 50 year-old woman attacked and sexually assaulted in a similar way then no one would be laughing. No one would be describing her as "lucky."

What has been happening? The news about Rape is getting weirder and weirder each week. First we had women raping women then so on and now it has come to this!!!

Next we know the animals start complaining for some attempted rape!! lol

Technically speaking the chocolate shouldnt melt!! They wont do anything if the person doused is a guy!!

Well one good thing about this affair,...it should get the lazy Swedish police back on their feet after their mid-summer sojourn.

Probably mobilised every cop car in the country in the hope of catching a piece of the action!

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would happen to me, but...

So guys, do you think that a man cannot be raped by a woman? And if so why?

I do not think that, that's just like saying women can't also abuse there partners, its just stupid and this should not be funny :|

Miss Kitten,

"I guarantee that if this were a 50 year-old woman attacked and sexually assaulted in a similar way then no one would be laughing. No one would be describing her as "lucky".

All depends how desperate she was!...

According to the article he was not raped, or hurt in any way...they just took down his trousers and 'molested him'. So he got a gentle playing with...

Not saying this is ok at all, but it is not rape, and there is NO physical damage, and from the sounds of it, very very little if any mental damage.

Silly question women have been convicted of rape against men and boys in this jurisdiction. Perhaps you don't read the papers..?

My dog bit a man is different from a man bites my dog, i think most men will enjoy the show when it happen to them, unlike when it happen to a lady.

I thought most men would find it humiliating and embarrassing.

oh...

175 cm = 5' 9"

Aha. So that 's what Lisbet Salandar did next........

I think this story says a lot about the current state of the sexes in Sweden.

Why is it a silly question? I don't care what the papers say. I was merely asking for their opinions on this matter since the majority of the male posters in this thread seem to have trouble taking this story seriously and do not consider what the man endured to be a sexual assault.

Well as most people don't read the transcripts of court reports I merely assumed that you had not bothered reading newspaper accounts of court cases relating to the fact that women have been convicted of rape against men and boys in Sweden in recent years. This is of course not to mention the big taboo area of women on men violence in the home. Most women who like to blog on Swedish public sites don't appear to take women on men violence seriously. Your contributions would appear to reflect that fact ...

Most men would not find this humiliating in the US. I think I would like it. I just wouldn't tell the wife I liked it. ;)

This is where equality goes too far... not that a guy getting raped (if it really went that far) is any better than a woman getting raped, but guys will be guys, and we'll always joke about these things. Over simplified, it's a lot like poop jokes.

I bet over half the men out there would have the same reaction as the first commenters (myself included). Whether they would admit that to a woman, or publicly on here, is a different story.

Why cant this sh**ever happen to me????????? But I guess it all depends on how good looking they were. If they were fat and hairy then it wouldnt have been too good

S

My contributions??! Have you read any other posts in this thread? All the men seemed to be joking about it and I was attempting to point out that they (the men) in this thread were the ones not taking women on men violence seriously. Did you read my post about how if the situations were reversed and it was a 50 year-old woman being attacked, than no one would be laughing?

Yeah... something tells me it wasn't the mythical bikini team that was involved here... but when I picture in my mind, 5 girls jumping from the bushes with their hands ready to fondle, they are definitely the culprits!

LLLLLLLLLLOOLLLLLLLLLLL

I love this country!!

This is the funniest thing I have read in awhile.

So this is what the feminists meant when they wanted equality

I think it would be so funny if someone from here did go biking there and encountered the gang, only to find out that they were "armed" with cucumbers or perhaps strap-ons

Lucky Guy!

^

Maybe not!

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Never mentioned ("my" 'your contributions') You seem to be easily outraged about things which have not been written about you. I referred to others on the other hand and note that you don't seem to regard the assault on the man as a particularly serious offence. If you are unaware of the cultural tradition among men even in Sweden to make a joke of occasional bad experiences or even serious ones for that matter, then it seems you are socially underdeveloped when it comes to understanding how men deal with serious injury and experiences. I sustained a sporting injury not so long ago which was the result of a rather cowardly out of sight tackle. Rather than be bitter and let the scumbag win I choose to make the injury a laughing matter among my friends and accquaintances making puns about degradated sexual prowess and suggesting I would probably be found to be ideologically unsound if I was a member of a fanatical organisation. This is the way many men work if you don't understand this you have a lot to learn about life, men and the real world in general. I suggest you look up the word "irony" in a dictionary.

This reminds me of the South Park episode "teacher bangs a boy" Nice :-)

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155304

I wonder if it was not a bunch of Art sudents again. I know that a number of the teachers at Stockholm and Umeå's art schools have ahem encouraged students to engage in lateral thinking when it comes to "creating" 'art' - the whole thing is a bit of cartoon dream alright

The article forgot to mention these girls were a bunch of 120 kilos shaved head bulldykes in speedos.

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5', then 0.741*12 = 8.89 so it's 5' 9"

Why doesn't this ever happen to me??

lol all of TL is gonna run out and buy a bike now.

"I guarantee that if this were a 50 year-old woman attacked and sexually assaulted in a similar way then no one would be laughing."

Totally correct. Nobody would be laughing if a 50 yr woman was attacked in this way. And your point is?

But it was a fifty year old male that was molested by women. So it's funny...sort of.

I don't find it funny when anyone - man or woman - is molested by anyone else. The man must have felt violated, or he wouldn't have found it necessary to report it to the police. Obviously it was not a pleasant experience.

But, just as last time a topic like this came up, it's being laughed off...

My first reaction was a bit of a chuckle - the idea IS funny...

But in reality Miss Kitten and Sofia are both so painfully right. Sexual molestation in any form, regardless of age or gender is not really a laughing matter and someone's privacy being violated in this way - in a public place - really isn't funny.

Imagine being pushed off your bike and then exposed and fondled by strangers, probably while being laughed at and made fun of... If that's your wet dream, I'm not really sure about your sanity.

So laugh at the idea, sure, but don't make fun of the poor bastard this happened to! A no is a no (I guess some of you were waiting for that one)!

No love, I wasn't out having it off with a bunch of younger girls, I was viciously attacked...honest.

I'm with kitten and sofia on this (and yes i'm a woman too). Maybe the men's attitude here is why sexual violence has taken centuries to be seen as a crime. Your men's attitude to the assult of this man speaks volumn's about men's attitude to sexual violence in general.

The guy was not seriously or even slightly injured in any way.

It was little more than a schoolgirl prank and he is probably sitting at home reliving his wildest fantasy....and probably couldnt resist sharing it with the rest of the world otherwise he wouldnt even have gone to the cops.

The reactions show more than anything some womens lack of sense of humour.

At least the girls enjoyed the fun.

I'm sorry, but funny is funny, politicaly incorrect? Yes, but also funny? hell yes!!!

(I also find Benny Hill funny )

This shows the difference between men and women. The police probably only found out about this because the guy was bragging about it to his friends in a bar and one was jealous and reported him.

Is it guy humour? Of course! Is guy humour silly/dumb! Absolutely or it would not be funny!

But what is actually funny? Whatever we laugh at!

Gabe wishes it was him that got attacked, only he wishes it was a gang of tattooed men.

Happened to me all the time and then I woke up

I give up. I guess we can assume that every man secretly wants to be sexually molested.

okay maybe its the difference in the culture of countires...but over here in the US even women would be laughing about this...and the fact that the man went to police...yeah he would be made fun of!!!!

If they had done any physical harm it might be a different story...but 5 girls-half this guys age- jumped him and fondled him...the only real crime here is if they did it and didnt get him off so they left him with blue balls. Otherwise thats a hell of alot better than sitting at home watching a porn and watching it happen to someone else!!!

Kitten... if you were reading Cosmo you would already know such important things about men.

^

Cosmo? The magazine for office sluts? No, I haven't read that since I was one.

As a man I don't mind saying I think this is wrong, not least for pushing the guy off his bike - that alone is dangerous enough. Yeah the rest of it sounds a bit funny-peculiar on first reading but ultimately assault by any means, or method, or for any reason, is still assault and is not acceptable.

Doesn't sound as though much harm was done but no-one has the right to go around assaulting another person, even if the recipient were weird enough to enjoy it (in which unlikely event he can pay for it - freebies like this will put hard working girls out of business). Sure guys will joke about it but for authorities to not act sets a bad precedent.

Of course if you really think you might like this kind of thing then you know where to go and what to do - let us know how you get on !

You read Cosmo when you were one?

What's the betting this man is a little bit 'special'. Sounds like pretty nasty bullying to me but you can bet the police wouldn't be involved if this happened in a school. (To a schoolboy I mean).

So you have a problem with office sluts as well? I always thought Cosmo was a comedy rag.

Lol...no, I don't have any problem with office sluts or any other type of slut for that matter. I certainly didn't mean to imply that I did. There's nothing wrong with being a "slut" in my opinion.

Ahhh... a women after my own sluty heart

Apart from a rare example all you men have just confirmed what most women probably think of male humour, in that it hasn't matured since you were 5!

Think it is time to leave the local to the playground.

Thank you for providing a rare example of cutting edge analysis combined with side splitting nous. It was a blast.

Hasn't this gang struck previously ? And been reported in The Local? Motive? Lesbian feminists attempting to show the ease with which rape can be & is perpetrated? The need for constant surveillence of all people at all times? Put the fear of retribution into all potential rapists? Or are they just a bunch of louts on steroids?

So how many years has it taken you to finally come to that conclusion Miss K.?

Are you by any chance attempting to insinuate something?

I'll bet 5000 nothing happened. They have Viagra tasers now?

Oh Great, I just gave Sweden a new toy to invent.

Why is everyone assuming the girls were lesbians or feminists? Are you really that stupid?

I'm a feminist and I have no tattoes.

There are also these possibilities:

He's married.

He's gay.

In both cases, he probably wouldn't much like the idea of being molested by a group of tattooed biker chicks.

I actually think only 1 person even mentioned this possibility, and it was in amongst a whole load of other possibilities of groups wanting to get some headlines...

So I think assuming 'everyone' is thinking this kinda just makes you seem very nieve for reading 1 post and picking up on 1 point...

Nah, all of you men thought it was lesbians or feminists and that the man really liked it. Men are all the same. They all like the same things and it is not possible that a man can be molested by girls...hang on...hmmmm...

All of you missed the only important point and conboy completely missed everything kitten wrote.

I mean come on! Try to be a little more intelligent Kieruk. I was merely waving a red flag in front of you bulls.

hmmm...red flag worked today!

I didn't think it was feminists or lesbians actually...just a group of kids who should have been brought up better and need some discipline.

But maybe that is just because I am a bit innocent and miss the deeper points to things...

I agree. I wonder why we keep hearing these reports about women doing violent things. Was it under reported before? I think I read somewhere years ago that women who are charged with crimes are more likely to get a reduced sentence or get sentenced to care. Perhaps we view women as soft creatures still and can't imagine them comitting violent acts.

well during my Law a-level (just below university qualification) I read about how a woman can not be convicted of rape in English law, as Quenn Victoria (or someone...) didn't think it could ever happen...

I never did find out if that was updated!

(as you can see, my lack of interest and lack of being able to remember boring details is why I am an IT nerd and not a rich lawyer...)

The mansjouren here in Stockholm could quickly disabuse that myth!!!

There are plenty of links for situations like this which he obviously didn't use, like this one in red, on the lower right of this comment. ;) V V V V

ummmmmmmmm....what??

thats the craziest & funniest story I have heard in a long time....but, seriously...glad to hear the victim was not injured.

this story was truly bizarre and not to mention pretty hilarious.

Holecutter,...

""I have found in my experience it is best to "go with the flow" and hope like hell they don't get out their dildo's, then you are in deep ."

Why not start a seperate thread and tell us about your "experience", Holey,I'm sure it would create even more interest than this one.

The mind boggles!

Bizarre indeed. Though I'm afraid I must join the largely male consensus that this is hardly the most unappealing of criminal incidents one might expect to suffer in Sweden, the victim's age notwithstanding.

Yes I'm a man, and I too find this amusing. Let's see - attacked and molested by a gang of young swedish women, hmmmn, that sounds like a promising plot for a porn director. Can I be the leading man?

To the women who just can't believe the cavalier attitude that most men have towards this incident, I think there really is a biological reason for this; simply put, it's the difference between the sexes. Men don't get pregnant, and constantly produce sperm, so we need frequent sexual release- just a fact of nature. Women have to deal with severe biological consequences i.e getting pregnant and giving birth, so they will understandably be much more cautious and protective of their sexuality.

Oh, didnt think about that, of course that makes all the difference

Just got a funny message when trying to post:

You have posted a message with more emotions than this board allows.

Is this board english or what?

As one guy mentioned... all guys think this story sounds awesome when they fantasize a six-some with 5 hot members of the Swedish bikini team. Every time men think about sex it's with the most beautiful woman they can think of.

The reality of this story is the women were probably not very desirable looking, smelling, etc. Once settling in to that reality it really kills the fantasy and makes the idea sound not nearly as awesome as first expected. Think of your ugliest, most annoying, fattest co-worker and then think of her and her 4 friends raping you, yuck!

weired...

Just be glad you have not met Linda Maree Naggs

http://www.theage.com.au/national/it-was-a...90730-e2fe.html

Just goes to show,...You cant be too careful "Down Under"...

This is unreal i read on this online dating site where women are becoming more violent then men what is going on in the world today why are so many people abgr or unhappy this is crazy people need to worry about themselves and less about what others are doing.