Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving

Published: 24 Sep 09 14:24 CET
Online: http://www.thelocal.se/22272/20090924/

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A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.

The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper.

"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.

"He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."

The truck driver was en route from Gothenburg to Borås at around 4am on Tuesday morning. The truck and trailer flipped over when he rammed his vehicle into the central division on route 40 south of Borås.

The upturned vehicle blocked all traffic towards Gothenburg and one lane was closed in the direction of Borås.

The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs.

The suspicions against the man have now been extended to sexual molestation.

The German trucker, who is in his thirties, has admitted all of the charges directed against him.

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15:33 September 24, 2009 by Soft Boiled
So he didnt shoot his load then? ;)
15:48 September 24, 2009 by this_aint_sparta
He did :-) the load "blocked all traffic towards Gothenburg and one lane was closed in the direction of Borås" :-))))))
16:15 September 24, 2009 by kunta
nice article, visitors of the local really need stories like this to help calm their rage
16:21 September 24, 2009 by izbz
Well! That wil teach a lot of drivers not to play with load gun or dangerous weapons.
16:30 September 24, 2009 by benomax
This is a really interesting article, first of its kind, lol, but to be sincere, the guy is really insane, he needs an urgent psychiatric attention.
16:53 September 24, 2009 by rybo1
Extended to molestation? What? charged with molesting his ding-dong?
17:09 September 24, 2009 by eZee.se
While being interrogated one police office was shot, thankfully it was not a gun and the said officers uniform has been given for dry cleaning :))
17:52 September 24, 2009 by Renfeh Hguh
What a classic !!!
17:58 September 24, 2009 by frey
he dumped his cargo twice... must have a thing for persons in uniform.
18:12 September 24, 2009 by Mzungu
One would imagine he was jacked-off,flipping his rig and all....
18:27 September 24, 2009 by Investor612
I hope he gets a stiff fine-sorry, couldn't resist.
19:06 September 24, 2009 by expert
Disgusting
19:25 September 24, 2009 by spy
'he was masturbating while the police interrogated him'

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:27 September 24, 2009 by KamiZ
wow.....this guy is unbelievably horny :P
19:36 September 24, 2009 by justanotherexpat
What a total w*nker!
19:56 September 24, 2009 by jag2009
hahaha superb:P
22:12 September 24, 2009 by Chuy
Let me get this straight...he was still masturbating while the cops interrogated him...and no one stopped him, because????
22:31 September 24, 2009 by Soft Boiled
Because the police had already given him a hand once ;))
22:54 September 24, 2009 by maaj
no prostitution in swden, so driver has only one option .........
23:32 September 24, 2009 by Michael84
What he had seen prior that, i wonder
00:07 September 25, 2009 by BIG
Hilarious!
07:46 September 25, 2009 by robert glover
Old horny truckers never die. They just get a new Peterbuilt.
10:08 September 25, 2009 by hjoian
a charge of sexual molestation? Is that possible? So if i like to indulge in hanging myself from the ceiling by my nipples.....does this mean i can be arressted??? What i read here,is that it is ok to masterbate in front of police officers,but not lawfull to touch my own todger!! Outragously funny!
10:24 September 25, 2009 by Nina_
Lol! That was a funny article. :D
12:36 September 25, 2009 by soultraveler3
Pretty sure the sexual molestation charge comes from him masterbating in front of the officers.

I think that it's illegal in most western countries (maybe just most countries) to "force yourself upon others" by doing that or stuff of a similar nature in front of people that you don't know. Or in front of people that you do know but do not welcome it.
16:54 September 25, 2009 by farnoxo
loaded lorry driver lost his load while shooting his load
17:57 September 25, 2009 by George C
This is too funny for comment .... I am rolling on the floor with laughter ..
13:30 September 26, 2009 by FAKKER
The article is good... but the comments posted above are awesome..... lol .. :)
16:45 September 26, 2009 by Neden
I can't stop thinking about the poor officers. Gross.

...but funny, nevertheless. :D
21:48 September 26, 2009 by jan van sickle
This is the funniest thing I have read in ages. The comments are funnier than the article..I put you guys on desktop..keep it coming..
10:54 September 27, 2009 by mggopal
really comments r awesome than d article !!! hahahahaha loaded gun...
12:57 September 27, 2009 by gofojo
Truckers revenge has pulled massive public attention. Involuntary convoy leads to handcuffing of naked suspect still clasping gear stick following unsafe load release and unsuccessful gear change.

Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth: I am the law. Don't you understand, I represent the law.

Rubber Duck: Well p!ss on ya, and p!ss on your law.

and more!

Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth: You oughta be shot right where you're standing! So help me if I had a gun, I'd do it myself!

Rubber Duck: That badge would make it alright, wouldn't it?

certainly made it ok for one sausage and sauce loving kraut.
19:18 October 5, 2009 by beater
That was hilarious- I was beating off the whole time I was reading it!
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