May 26, 2012
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A suicidal man who sought the help of a Church of Sweden pastor for night-time helpline solace was left bitterly disappointed when his holy interlocutor fell fast asleep.
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Let's hope he lives a long time, makes many more complaints against charitable organisations trying to help him, and dies a rich old man. Or not.
..... so worked out well then
So is the nagging feeling that you might just miss out on something.
hahaha
May be he should have actually died to show his disapointment!
I has anyone noticed that its a queue on the suicide help line?. Is it really such a crisis with people killing themselves in this country?.
Of course, that's easier said than done. And who's to say it wasn't part of his plan to stop the guy from committing suicide. It worked!
Maybe he\she will see how blessed is anyone living in Sweden.
Sucide is a serious and widespread issue. It's especially rampant here in Sweden, where people are taught to keep emotions and problems to themselves and you see humor in it? :(
Would you be making jokes if this person would've killed himself?
Try to imagine if you were thinking about taking your own life in the middle of the night and trying to reach out to someone, anyone, for help. You call emergency services only to be transferred to a pastor who is supposed to care for everyone and he falls asleep twice?
For anyone thinking about commiting sucide they could take that as the final and ultimate message that no one gives a sh#t.
Would you still be laughing if that person was a family member or friend?
I know here people who tried to end their lives feeling so bad. But i know how their family helped them to face the harsh realities. I think it is that the friends, siblings and above all the parents who can come to the aid at such crucial time not the pastor. But if you have no one to look at as people in Sweden are so shy and reserved then pastors must feel or i 'll suggest that some youth organization put up a helpline sort of thing in this case and put some dedicated people for the service.
It's all coming together........................why they get suicidal...
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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now... No Jesus, No Christmas, No television, No cheerleaders, No Nude Women, No car races, No football, No soccer, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No chocolate chip cookies, No lobster, No nachos, No Beer nuts, No alcohol, No Beer !!!!!!!! Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. On your knees facing east most of the day. More than one wife. You can't shave. Your wives can't shave.. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
So don't fall asleep but stay awake and listen.