Masturbating man reported for 'moaning louder than an animal'
Published: 11 Aug 11 08:39 CET | Print version
Online: http://www.thelocal.se/35476/20110811/
A man has been reported to the authorities by his neighbours in Malmö after they tired of his noisy masturbation habits, which they report can disturb the peace at any time of the day or night.
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But it was his screaming orgasms as he pleasured himself that really rubbed his neighbours up the wrong way, according to the local Sydsvenskan daily.
Five tenants living in the same building as the man have now filed a report with the Malmö environmental administration (Miljöförvaltningen) asking for action to be taken against their noisy neighbourly onanist.
In their report to the administration the neighbours are reported to have described how the man "masturbates and screams".
One of the neighbours reported furthermore how the man is prone to indulging his urges at any hour of the day and night, with the ensuing racket breaching the peace of the residential area with little forewarning.
"He moans louder than an animal... I can feel how it affects my state of mind," the neighbour wrote in the report.
The neighbours decided to take the matter into their own hands and file a report as they felt their landlord had displayed a reluctance to intervene in the messy domestic dispute.
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someone explain that to me please?
maybe the neighbours will "take matters into their own hands..."
there is a risk his actions will "rub off" on others...
Its nice to have a fun story..it gives "light relief" from all the bad news going on...
sorry...i will stop now...
HAHAHA HEHEH LOLLOLLOL!!!!!
This is the best morning coffee entertainment I have had in ages. All your comments put me in a pleat from laughing. Poor guy, maybe his neighbours aren't getting any, Now that's entertainment. Give him a hand!!! (Hmmmm maybe not!)
no disrepect to Munch mate...i thought they were using own creativity and didnt think they would copy smth directly from his work...how refreshing it would be,if atleast few stories have a drawn picture instead of same routine ones.
10:58 August 11, 2011 by zooeden
Get a whore!!!
Maybe he has one and does not function. Hand is better in some cases.
12:26 August 11, 2011 by jacquelinee
@everyone
HAHAHA HEHEH LOLLOLLOL!!!!!
Waiting for the coffee.
I would never give him a hand. What will I do without it later?
I can bet this will be the never ending comments story. Heja Kafkaland.
Envy is the name of the game.
@andyron2
"The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people." However I am sure that the authors of the bible did not have a manic masturbator in mind when they wrote this.
"generally they are the same people".uhhhm...no...I don't know too many people who moan like an animal when they choke the chicken.
it was a fun quote :).Yeah author who wrote that had no remote chance of anything like this in his mind.this time i wanted to support the guy since he is not my neighbour:P.
im sure he will be let off with a warning unless the neighbours recorded the sounds or imitate the screamings to the police.this news is fun for most except neighbours.
the guy could of been doing push ups with a certain animal sounding growl hehe
I do not think they are masturbating on court and moaning because of that. Well, who knows. TL knows but hides and TV4 edits.
Was it Claes Borgstrom?
Or Thomas Bodstrom???
Or Carl Bildt, reliving the good times as a director at Lundin Petroleum during the massacres in Sudan?
send him off to the old folks home to brighten their day also!
The neighbours are just envious. They requested advice from the man, who did not want to discover his secret. So, the neighbours, instead of using their hand to satisfy themselves, went to the police asking for some helping hands, ,but not for the neighour, you know.
But wait. What about if he has a daily female companion giving him some ten blowjobs a day? No wonder the neighbours are green of envy.