Published: 31 May 12 16:06 CET | Print version
Online: http://www.thelocal.se/41172/20120531/
Irate neighbours upset by the high-volume moans of a noisy masturbator in southern Sweden won't get any help from local public authorities to help rub out the problem.
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Call this news?
It is scraping the bottom of the journalistic barrel in an attempt to be amusing.
If your journalists have a poor command of English idiom, they shouldn't attempt puns that fall totally flat and fail to amuse.
You w*nker...
LOL,........ that one brought me to tears.
Post of the week. :)
what is your most sensitive organ when masturbating??
your ears! ROFL
perhaps we just need to move his mother in next door, that will sort him/her out quick smart!
Thanks TL what a excellent story ... made my day!
Sounds like a white wash.