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Raised in Boston, remade in Sweden

Midsummer dance. When frogs speak duck.

The upcoming high holiday of Swedish midsummer associates  mildly with frogs. It’s all because of  a classic song sung as you dance around the midsummer pole. (Which ironically is also sung when dancing around the Christmas tree–I haven’t figured out why it’s sung/danced at both. )

However, consider the lyrics:

Små grodorna, små grodorna är lustiga att se.
Små grodorna, små grodorna är lustiga att se.
Ej öron, ej öron, ej svansar hava de.
Ej öron, ej öron, ej svansar hava de.
Kou ack ack ack, kou ack ack ack,
kou ack ack ack ack kaa.
Kou ack ack ack, kou ack ack ack,
kou ack ack ack ack kaa

Roughly translated:

Little frogs, little frogs, are comical to watch(repeat)

They don’t have ears or tails (repeat)

Quack quack quack (repeat a lot)

Now that’s the part I take issue with. In Sweden frogs say: “Quack” –well…with a Swedish accent. But so do ducks (also with a Swedish accent.) So I guess they’re more likely comical to hear.

THIS IS WRONG. Frogs don’t say quack, they say ribbit (add Swedish accent.)

I don’t care how long I’ve lived here. I don’t care how rude it is to reject my host country’s traditions: Frogs don’t quack. And you can never convince me otherwise.

But for artistic integrity I’m sure I’ll be chirping “quack” as we dance around the midsommar pole.

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6 responses to “Midsummer dance. When frogs speak duck.”

  1. Michael Higgins says:

    And Swedish pigs say “noff noff” instead of the universally accepted “oink oink”?!?

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  2. Bertrand says:

    Actually, the swedish translation of “quack” is “kvack”, not “kou ack”. So it could be argued that “kou ack” refer to something entirely different. :P

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  3. blattebella says:

    Bertrand. You seem to have discovered the loop hole. Well done ;) Singing and dancing frogs in Sweden apparently say: “kou ack.” (Now that second bit a bit like something’s unpleasantly lodged in a throat.)

    Michael, in Hungary the pigs say röff röff (very important to rrroll your Rrrrs). This could be a pan-European thing.

    What always makes me smile in a multi-lingual gathering is to get everyone to say what their language’s rendition is of what a rooster will say.
    English: Cock-a-doodle-doo
    Swedish: Kukeli koo
    Japanese: Can’t remember how to pronounce it but makes me burst out laughing each time.

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  4. High Priestess Kang says:

    Actually, I prefer the Swedish, “nöff nöff” to the universally accepted (is it, really?), “oink oink.” I have never heard a pig oink. But the sound they make when nosing around in the dirt does bear some semblance to a, “nöff.”

    As for quacking frogs – ????

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  5. Pat says:

    Actually, here in northeastern U.S., wood frogs do sound like quacking ducks. I also heard “quacking” frogs in the botanical garden in Sukhumi many years ago. So they do exist!

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  6. Jessika says:

    The “kou ack” is actually “o ack” that gets a bit muffled when you repeat it.
    “Ack” in means (sort of) “oh dear” or “poor thing”, so we are not singing that the frogs say quack; we are feeling sorry for them for not having any ears or tails.
    Ok, I agree, it’s still a crazy song but very fun to sing around the may pole.

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