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Blond babes, bikes and Blatte

Swedish women closest fulfill the living  myth of nearly every modern man’s wet dream. None of the fantasy has to be true of course.  That’s what myth, mystique and men’s fantasies share in common. Yes, I’m grossly generalizing. But I’m not really far off.

There will always be the guy who says he isn’t into the classic Swedish beauty; the blond hair, the blue eyes, the long slim legs. There is always the guy who says he isn’t very turned on by large breasts. Between you and me, I don’t believe him. Ever.

Seems the average Chinese man or at least his media is convinced of the same rousing power of the Scandinavian bombshell.  The Local has reported on (link to story) the piqued interest in the Chinese media tantalized by an enchanting Swedish town in northern Sweden which goes by the name “Chako Paul City”, population 25,000: All female and hot and horny as a direct result. This has got to be the furthest stretch of the male imagination I have come across to date. I can imagine the plane loads of Chinese men all asking for directions at Arlanda for Chacko Paul City.

That goes a bit above and beyond what I generally attribute to the average man’s vivid imagination of the Swedish woman.  I think a lot of men quickly conjure up the image of The Swedish Bikini Team.

Recently I posted a comment on Facebook that a Swedish female motorcyclist must be every healthy man’s fantasy after seeing pictures of a friend’s motorcycling pictures. There was quite a response from most of my guy friends. As a female friend pointed out, “Guys hear Swedish, then female biker and then they stop listening.”The Swedish blond biker babe is steamy imaging. (This is where I’d post a picture of my friend with her golden locks on her slick motorbike but I don’t have her permission…sorry boys)

I don't know these women, but you get the picture

I don't know these women, but you get the picture

I can’t help but realize that I let men down when they hear I live in Sweden and I show up with a black head of hair.

That ought to make me exotic. Ironic that it doesn’t.



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4 responses to “Blond babes, bikes and Blatte”

  1. Gustav says:

    Enjoy the blond babes whilst they last. Various recent studies have predict that blond hair will cease to exist in the next couple hundred years. There is a news story about it at: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2284783.stm.

    Time to get our birth-rate up!

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  2. Gustav says:

    Oh, and another thing…

    If you happen to be a gentleman from China, do not be discouraged by the official denials regarding Chako Paul. Of course it exists, but our government cannot admit it.

    Please come to Sweden on holiday and explore our northern territories. There are plenty of fine hotels and lodges in the north that will be happy to accommodate you while you search for Chako Paul.

    Bring sensible shoes, because you will have to do some walking in the forest.

    Best regards,

    Gustav

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  3. Gustav says:

    All right, all right, but this is the only hint that I will give you. There used to be a bar-tender at Ottsjö Wärdshus that knew the way to Chako Paul. You may still be able to find him there.

    If you go there, you will need to order a Schwedentrunk at the bar, and offer a large gratuity. Ask at the bar for Emil Svensson. He will be able to help you.

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  4. Boston Blatte says:

    I just got back. Had a lovely visit. You would have wished you were there. Sent you a postcard.
    BB

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