Wanna tie the knot but forgot to plan ahead? Your ship has not sailed just yet!
It’s not quite the same as the 3am spontaneous drive-through wedding chapels in Las Vegas, but Swedes need a little time to get ready for spontaneity. On June 9 from 10am to 3pm, Skansen (in Stockholm) is offering the planned, unplanned wedding op for couples wanting to get hitched right and proper.
All straight or same-sex couples just need to pick between a religious or civil ceremony, take a queue number (what’s spontaneity without organization!), and wait for your very own 10 minutes of nuptial bliss. And while standing in line ends at 3pm, organizers have vowed to carry on offering for the groom/bride to kiss the groom/bride until no couple can claim they’ve never been kissed.
Prospective couples need only get their paperwork in order ahead of the day (hindersprovning or vigselintyg) pay 500kr at the entrance (visit to park included for the happy couple –guests pay accordingly) and the…wait your turn.
By the powers vested in me by the state of Skansen, I now pronounce you bridal couples to be.
And to all Straight Swedish men, [oxymoron] I suggest a real doll.
It is almost like real Swedish women only better.
No personality, no ability to relate to men, acts dead when you have sex with it, and you can get them with fake blond hair.
But here is the up side, It is NOT A FEMINIST, so therefor compared to real Swedish women it is intelligent.
LOL!
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