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Spring has sprung in Linköping

Saturday, January 30th, 2010

Thursday night was the spring premiere of LKPG HA HA! although it seemed a little bit perverse to think in terms of ’spring’ as I waded through knee deep snow to get the PA system into the car. Publicity has been fantastic and it seems that Corren have finally got fully behind the idea that having a vibrant independent comedy scene in Linköping is something worth supporting.. or at least writing about.

A couple of days before the show, Palle and I were interviewed for their cable channel ‘24 Corren’. God knows how many people watch it, but I have to say that I was really impressed by the journalist who came and filmed us. She ‘got it’, didn’t ask any ‘what’s your favourite colour?’ type questions and best of all kept in the comparison of stand up comedy being like chlamydia. You can watch the clip here.

The smooth start to the season was not to be. With just two hours before showtime, I set up the PA system, turned it on to soundcheck and heard… silence. Panic stations, knobs twiddled and switches flicked.. but nothing. Palle and I ran round the corner to the music shop and told them of our ‘akut problem’. Amazingly, and bless Musik Börsen in Linköping, the manager of the shop happily lent us an amplifier….”just bring it back tomorrow morning”. Sometimes, living in a small town has its advantages.

The night of the premiere was part filmed for a reportage for SVT’s Östnytt, so there’s more TV to come.  They were mostly interested in Palle and Karin Adelsköld (who originates from Linköping) and clips will be posted on the blog in due course, I promise. Karin is a rising star of the stand up scene and a seasoned PR hack. Palle on the other hand may have allowed the rush of fame to go to his head a little. It may be the TV interest, but I think it also has something to do with his newly established Facebook group ‘Vi som älskar Palle’. Anyway, when Palle got onstage, his mind went blank, he floundered for a minute or two, then finding his feet managed to make a ten minute spot last about half an hour. A stand up taboo… especially when you are first on…

The other comedians were great: Karin Adelsköld, who I haven’t seen before was very good and used a lot of local reference.. although refused to be drawn as to whether she had ever snogged Lars Winnerbäck as a teenager. Johan Grundén got the crowd whipped up in the second half with his laddish humour and Uddevalla brogue. The headliner was none other than Mikael Koppelman, bank employee exterior, stand up superhero underneath, who has that gift of charming the audience while keeping them in stitches.

Premiere over and sighs of relief all round.

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Snip snip snip

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

On Wednesday at around midday, I had a hot towel wrapped around my face and was being massaged by the man who had just cut and washed my hair, trimmed my eyebrows and singed the hair off my earlobes with a paraffin soaked swab. I was back in my old neighbourhood in London and having the best Turkish haircut this side of Istanbul and paying a lot less than I would pay for the most basic trim in Sweden.

I had needed to get my haircut several days earlier and should have got it done back in Sweden. The reason, other than facing up to my post New Year slovenliness, and shaping up for 2010, was that I had been asked to be on the telly. OK, let’s not get too excited. It was local telly, but telly nonetheless; a medium that, if nothing else, allows the viewer to make judgement on the subject’s ability to dress and groom himself.  But as I knew I was just days away from a Dalston Turkish cut I went on fluffy and curly.

You can watch the clip here. The show is a magazine programme called ‘30 Minuter’ and I had been asked to comment on a recent article from Corren about how Swedes are so much less polite than Americans. I think they wanted me to say that the British are genetically more polite than anyone in the whole wide world, but unfortunately I think that Americans win when it comes to being polite/civil to strangers.

In fact, in London, newly cut and back in the altogether more middle class Crouch End, I saw a sight that I can’t imagine seeing in Sweden. A young mother, pushing a pram, had the audacity to start crossing the road when the green man had already started flashing. The lights changed and the (female) driver being held up (for 3 seconds) let rip both verbally and on her horn.

The roads of Linköping are much more passive, but would I settle for a bit more aggression if the town had at least one decent Turkish barber? After seeing my mop on ‘30 Minuter’, the answer is probably ‘yes’.

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Love, Sex and Funny Business

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

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A friend of mine, an up and coming Swedish comedian called Tomas Ahlbeck, has written a book. In English.  Well, he co-wrote it with an English bloke, but he’s still written it in a second language. Clever bastard.

Now, what’s the point in having a blog if you can’t shamelessly promote friends’ books on the internet? At least that was the veiled implication, when he sent me a copy for Xmas. As I unwrapped it I noticed it had a very small blood stain on it… I haven’t asked Tomas whether this was deliberate or not… or what would happen to me if I didn’t plug the book here…

Last week, I had a couple of hours to kill in Copenhagen Airport, and having got the book through security, I began reading.

It’s called, ‘Love, Sex and Funny Business’, although it should be added, you don’t get these in equal measure as it leans much more to the funny business than the sex. In a nutshell, it is 100 pages of uninhibited silliness, an unexpurgated ride on a stream of absurd consciousness from the collective minds of Tomas and John.

They deliberately avoid any plot. Or is the plot in fact, the story of Tomas and John’s collaboration? Influences are worn on the sleeve: The Goons, The Mighty Boosh and comedian Paul Foot, through whom the two writers met.

If you fancy an hour or so (you are instructed to take a fika halfway through),  of rough at the edges Milliganesque humour then buy this book. Available here from Lulu.

I’ll see Tomas tonight at Komikaze’s 100th show…… maybe I should ask him about that bloodstain.

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Happy New Year. Tick.

Saturday, January 2nd, 2010

We had a New Year’s Quiz this year. Twelve questions, one for each month of 2009. When we swapped answer sheets and started marking, we discovered a whole new cultural clash. In England, a correct answer is given a tick (på Svenska: bock), whereas in Sweden, the tick denotes a wrong answer. It may have been the Champagne, but it was as though the fundamental essence of right and wrong were being brought into question just hours before the new decade.

However, as the future is always uncertain, putting an ambiguous tick next to New Decade dreams, plans and wishes is probably appropriate. At least if the last two decades are anything to go by….

New Year’s Eve twenty years ago, aged 16 and I was at a house party in Birmingham. We were looking forward to the 90’s; it would be OUR decade where we would become popstars, filmstars, artists and poets. Although none of us ever really ‘made’ it, most of us from that group of friends are still working in the creative field. There’s no pop or film stars, but there are actors, musicians, directors and as far as I know, one  happily reclusive friend is knocking out poetry in a remote French village.

Ten years later, it was the Millenium, spent with fellow Bristol Drama graduates. We were by the Thames, with thousands of others who also missed the much hyped River Of Fire. As we wobbled back to the flat we were full of ambition for what the new Millenium held in store. Today, two or three of that gang are doing very well indeed and to some extent living the dream. While my big plans to be a film director fizzled out with a five minute short on late night regional ITV, I am quite happy with the way the last decade has panned out: kids, comedy, walking to Machu Picchu, playing the Honey Monster and of course moving to Sweden.

So 2010 has begun and the new decade stands before us. While I have none of the starry eyed fantasy of the teenager or the raw ambition of the London media whore, the future looks promising. I’ve established a comedy scene in my adoptive hometown, where I host and perform in a second language. I’m also acting and writing, if not for megabucks, then at least for directors and publications that ask me back and help to pay the mortgage. And there are projects that could get big, a sitcom, radio, a new one man show……. just watch this space…. Tick.

Happy 2010….. Tick.

P.S. In the meantime, watch this very short New Year film from Swedish Comedian Anders Celin

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