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Planning ahead

Monday, November 1st, 2010

I’ve got a quiet week this week. So quiet, I’m even toying with the idea of going to a networking lunch tomorrow, where bland local businesspeople meet, eat a bland lunch and make bland conversation about the photocopying industry. Not really my kind of thing, but worth turning up at these things occasionally.

It’s also time to start planning ahead and do some groundwork for future gigs: In the new year, I’m going to be involved in a very exciting project in Linköping, opening up a new venue with a couple of stages, which also means bigger budgets and bigger names. I’ve got a few Swedish names in mind, who I’d definitely like to get along and also a couple of names from the UK.

One name who I hope will come down is the Kiwi comedian Al Pitcher, who is now based in Sweden (spending about half his time here and half his time on the UK, Irish, Australian and NZ circuits). I put him on last year at the Sagateatern in Linköping and he left the audience exhausted with laughter. He is brilliant and if you are Stockholm based, there’s a chance to see him at the Boulevard Teater  this week and next (2nd, 3rd, 6th and 9th Nov). I guarantee you will laugh your socks off.

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Close to the wire

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

To put on a live comedy show, there are a few essentials: microphone, sound equipment, lights, audience etc, etc. Most important of all however,  is the presence of the headline act.

I’m currently promoting a mini tour of Sweden, with the weird and wonderful Paul Foot. Last night was the first night of the tour in my home town of Linköping. Paul was due to arrive on the afternoon flight, jump on a bus and get to town in good time for the show. Clockwork. What could possibly go wrong? Answer: Ryanair.

Ryanair, who are always trumpeting about how their flights usually arrive early, were delayed. By an hour. Meaning that Paul missed the bus that got him in in good time…. Cue an hour or two of sweaty palmed worry as Paul’s progress from Skavsta was tracked via text message and frantic phoning.

In true style Paul arrived just before the break and was welcomed by the audience and comedians and myself who was able to finally breathe a sigh of relief. Thirty minutes later Paul was onstage with the audience in the palm of his hand, recounting tales of moist cakes and verbose car signage. Paul was brilliant live and again reinforced the fact that nothing beats live comedy as the experience was unique to that time and that place.

Tonight I am compering  a gig with Paul in Märsta (wherever that is!?), then we’ve got our all English shows at Kafé Klavér on Saturday and Sunday. If you want to see one of the UK’s most interesting comedians before he gets big (and he is getting more well known by the day with his first appearance on Buzzcocks tonight), then come down to Klavér at the weekend.

You’ll get to see the author of this blog perform too! See you at Klavér!

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Foreign? No complaints.

Wednesday, October 13th, 2010

The strangest thing happened to me today at Linköping library, where apparently the staff have the right to take the piss out of members of the public.

I’ve been working hard plugging next week’s show at Café M with cult British comedian Paul Foot (link here, plug over) and found myself at the main library. I was a bit disappointed to see that the poster I’d left with them last month wasn’t on the wall, so naturally, I asked what had happened to it. Being polite but forthright, I complained to a woman at the info desk who was helpful, if a little defensive. Suddenly from out of the blue another member of staff at another desk started to aggressively wade in. Until this point, the whole conversation had been very civilly conducted in Swedish; he finished off his little diatribe by saying something sarcastic in English.

I switched to English and asked him if he would prefer to speak in English. He replied to me in Swedish by putting on a mock English accent (“för att du prata så här”).  I told him that I have no problem speaking in either Swedish or English, but would like to know why he was being so rude to me. I pointed out that I had been talking to his colleague, not him, and asked him again why he was being so rude. I was a bit taken aback by the whole ‘funny foreigner’ accent he had done.

Eventually, I spoke to his boss and I asked if he did that to all foreigners or just to English people. She assured me that he wasn’t xenophobic as he does that to ‘everyone’, although I hadn’t heard him mimicking any Swedes at the library while I was there. Presumably, if you dare to complain, you will be treated to his funny voices regardless of whether you are Chinese, speak with a stutter or come from Skåne. What a relief! What a success story for Linköping’s public relations!

Am I being petty? Or is doing the funny voice of complainants really the way that staff working at a public library should be dealing with the public?

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Tuesday to Tuesday

Wednesday, October 6th, 2010

My gigs over the last seven days, Tuesday to Tuesday, couldn’t have been more different and I’ve loved them all.

First off, a week ago, I was asked to support Magnus Betnér in Vingåker. Betnér is one of Sweden’s biggest comedians and Vingåker is one of Sweden’s smallest small towns. The gig took place in the the old wooden cinema, which is apparently the oldest standing cinema in Sweden. I’m not sure if it’s still standing because of its historical value or because nobody has yet got round to letting the people of Vingåker in on all the wonders of the 21st Century. The cinema is run by the local Temperance Society, which meant we had all the orangeade and sparkling water we could handle. Backstage was freezing cold and the food was from the local kebab shop.  Glamorous? No. But this was one of the best gigs I have done. The size of the town meant that the audience were buzzing; and Magnus, who once lived in the town, had the audience hanging on his every word.  The backstage atmosphere added to the camaraderie and even the guys from the Temperance Society were nice blokes. The secret behind Vingåker’s club is a young guy called Henrik Källman who has a passion for stand up. The night was reviewed here.

Thursday night was the regular club night at Café M. I hadn’t really gone overboard on advertising the night as I just hadn’t had time over September. However, it seems that the club has finally made an impact on the cultural subconscious of Linköping as there was standing room only by quarter to seven. By five-to we had to stop letting people in. The show was pretty good too with all the comedians delivering great sets. Hopefully similiar numbers will turn up next time on the 28th October and also on Wednesday 20th when I am putting on the cult British comedian Paul Foot (link here). I’m also putting him on in Stockholm (link) on the 23rd and 24th October. (These shows are all in English)

Finally, last night was a business gig in Gothenburg in the atrium of the Radisson Blu under a piece of very strange modern art that resembled a broken umbrella. The audience, attending a conference on simulation software, were a cheerful mix of Scandinavians, French, British and at least one American. The gig was a version of my ‘crash course on Sweden’ and it went down a storm, especially with the Danes who seem to take extra pleasure in laughing at the Swedes. Compared to my night at Vingåker cinema, I was fed well and invited to join the delegates for their creme brulee and coffee. Accommodation was at the hotel where I indulged in the fantasy that I had a proper job. And no, I didn’t steal the towels, despite being tempted.

All three gigs were an adventure and I wouldn’t change a thing about any of them. Next week I’m back on the road to Gothenburg – This time to play Musikens Hus. I’ll be staying on a friend’s floor and eating kebab. I’ll be lucky if he even offers me a towel to steal.

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A couple of days in the US

Sunday, September 12th, 2010

So, I’m back from the US, although, I should point out that as I live in Linköping, the US is the Universitetssjukhuset (University Hospital) where I underwent some major surgery. If you read this blog back in April, you may remember that I had some problems with my throat.

After several months of being prodded about and being cut open I am finally rid of the benign tumor that has been lurking in the back of my neck. Apparently it was the size of an egg, but the surgeon did not elaborate on whether it was quail, chicken or ostrich. My boyish good looks have been slashed by a Chelsea smile gone awry, a Frankenstinian scar that stretches down most of my neck. To be honest, I’m glad to be free of the growth and to be out of this particular relationship with Sweden’s health service, but mostly to be in good health!

Pain is only temporary and the scar will heal, but the most stressful element has been not knowing when the operation will be. I have avoided booking many gigs this autumn, in the knowledge that I’ll be out of action for a little while, but not knowing when that little while would be.  Anyway, I’m back and what hasn’t killed me has made me stronger, so I’m looking forward to an action packed autumn as I go full throttle, tumor free, to conquer Sweden’s world of entertainment!

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Similar to a pub….

Saturday, August 28th, 2010

Yesterday was the autumn premiere at LKPG HA HA! And it was nice to get the ball rolling again. The audience seemed excited and up for it and the comedians delivered, including a charismatic set from west Sweden’s funniest man and voice of Gothenburg’s trams (it’s true!) Martin Krantz

I was happy with my performance – I tested a new routine about a simian blood donor, which to all intents and purposes worked well, bar the complete lack of punchline. I think I’ve worked it out now…..

Had some nice audience banter involving a girl in the front row whose name was pronounced ’similar’ (no idea how you spelt it)…I asked if her friend’s name was ‘The Same’.. thus tricking them into the Grelling-Nelson paradox! (i.e. if her name was ‘the same’, it would be ’similar’ and therefore not ‘the same’. If it was ’similar’ it would be ‘the same’ and not ’similar’)… Does it get any more high brow than that? Luckily, the blood donor routine was childishly rude.

After the show we went to an English style pub called Pitcher’s … They had leather books on the wall, you know, just like a real English pub? As I was driving, I asked for a half of Guinness (don’t judge me for drinking halves). When the barmaid pulled out a pint glass, I thought she must have misheard me, so I told her again that I just wanted a half. She looked at me like I was some kind of idiot (an idiot who knows the Grelling-Nelson paradox, no less) and told me that she was only going to fill it half way. Note to Swedish publicans… it takes more than a few leather books to make a pub authentically English.

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Happy Shiny Linköping?

Sunday, August 22nd, 2010

I’m back in Linköping and the strangest thing has happenened. Linköping has become cool. In the month we were away it seems to have transformed from a negative, nay-saying, conservative town to a funky, happening city where stuff goes on.

I’m still suspect that we may have misread the map and ended up in a different country, or that somebody slipped something in my drink and these are just hallucinatory side effects, or that aliens landed and replaced the entire population with happy, shiny versions of the former inhabitants, who now have the added ability to say ‘YES!’ and have fun.

This weekend was Linköpings Stadsfest with fairgrounds, children’s activities, live music on several stages, including a huge stage featuring some of Sweden’s best bands.  The streets were abuzz, and while it was no Spanish fiesta or Notting Hill Carnival, it was certainly a step in the right direction. Hats off to Linköping, it really feels like a corner has been turned.

I managed to get somewhere near the thick of it as I was asked to co-host a live broadcast on the local channel 24Corren. I did two shows as sidekick to regular presenter Anna Lindberg, where we interviewed local candidates who are standing for the local kommun. My role was to play a sort of idiot-savant (naturally) and ask the stupid questions that no-one dare ask. The idea was to throw the politicians off their guard with a dumb question from a dumb foriegner and then follow it up with a a more cutting attack. I’ll be honest – with the combination of live broadcast and politics, I was slightly nervous.

The first broadcast went much better, partly because the politicians (V, MP, F and KD) we were talking to were too ensconced in ‘the party line’ to realise that I was playing with them. I got in a few nice shots at each of the parties but I was most proud of a line asking the Christian Democrat candidate which party he thought God was in… My suggestion was that God was a Social Democrat, as whenever Mona Sahlin appears on TV everyone screams ‘Oh God!’.

The next programme was a lot harder as the three politicians (C, S and M) interviewed were all fantastic, coherent speakers who all seemed to care passionately about the city and their politics on a personal and philosophical level. To be honest, I’d be happy with any of the three of them in power regardless of their political colours. I tried to niggle Muharrem Demirok about his comparison of Linköping with Barcelona, which two months ago seemed hilarious. In the light of his eloquent defence of the statement and the ongoing stadsfest I can sort of see his point.

On the whole, I am happy with broadcasts. These things are all about finding your feet so I’m going to pitch a couple of ideas to expand upon this ‘naive’ character as I think I could expand upon it quite a bit in another format. Watch this space.

The stand up club leaps into action next week (Thursday 26/8) at Café M with Gothenburg genius Martin Krantz as the headline act. I’m only going to run it once a month over the autumn, but the good news is that I am talking to some big players about taking it to a bigger better venue with bigger better acts at the beginning of 2011. In the meantime, if you are in Linköping, come along on Thursday!

One last thing… I’ve finally got meself a smart phone, so will spend hours trying to come up with witty and amusing Tweets. If you want to follow me, I can be found at 110percentlagom

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Ain’t no party like a civic street party

Monday, June 21st, 2010

Yawn. Royal wedding. yawn.

I was emotionally blackmailed by my sambo and kids to head into town to see what delights Linköping had laid on for the royal tying of the royal knot. The kids had spent the morning making little silver crowns out of aluminium foil and glitter, so everything that had come within a 2 metre radius of a child glittered regally. Once the kids had worked out how to fit their crowns over their cycle helmets, we headed into town, a trail of red, green and blue glitter in our wake.

A giant stage had been erected in the corner of Storatorget and around it were little stands promoting wedding related businesses such as cake makers, chocolate makers, local car dealerships. My first impression was that there was a danger that the wedding would get in the way of the marketing.  Just to give the whole thing a slightly detached atmosphere, they had decided that they would use a giant TV screen as a backdrop, broadcasting SVT’s coverage regardless of what was going on onstage. Luckily for SVT what was going on onstage was mainly a boring middle aged man with a microphone sucking all life and vitality from the day. He managed to commentate on a troupe of local cheerleaders with the effect that most of the audience were stunned into boredom and forgot to applaud their acrobatic antics.

For me the highlight was the magician. And not just a magician, but a close up magician. Picture the scene, if you will – A large stage, big enough for a decent brass section and backing singers, a moving background showing fast moving trailers for the summer season on SVT and in the middle a magician saying ‘In my left hand you will see a one krona coin’. Brilliant.

We didn’t stick around for the whole thing. We half heartedly queued up for some free giveaways from Cloetta, even though I believe using excesses of chocolate to celebrate the wedding of someone  who has a history of eating disorders is in poor taste. We gave up when we realised quite how long the queue was.

I felt honoured to have seen the people of Linköping gripped in such patriotic fervour, even if most of the people in the square were there for the freebies or to catch a glimpse of that monobrowed Norwegian who won the Eurovision song contest a couple of years ago.

So what did I get from Sweden’s special day? Memories and little bits of glitter over everything I own.

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Locallers! Your vote needed!

Friday, June 18th, 2010

Well, good readers of The Local. I need your help. My 30 second film is in the final of a competition and I need to get some votes. The voting started about a week ago and I’ve only just found time to start getting people to vote… so I’m currently in the next to last position. (I’ve been in hospital with the throat, if that wins me any sympathy)

Anyway, if you’ve enjoyed my blog in the past (or even if you haven’t) and want to do me a favour, please do the following:


Click on the grey box at the top  which says ‘Se och rösta på finalbidragen!’

Then click the button next to my film – ‘La Nuit Americaine’ and then click ‘Rösta’ (vote)

That’s it. Simple

Cheers blogfans… normal blogging resumes soon!

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Football 0 – 1 Comedy

Monday, June 14th, 2010

On Friday, I got a call from an English friend who said that he had been wrestling with his conscience  and could not bring himself to miss England’s opening game against the USA, despite the fact that he really wanted to come to Saturday’s show. Well, more fool him and everyone else who decided to stay home and watch a mediocre match with no winner, marred and marked by a schoolboy goalkeeping error.

At the Sagateatern, we weren’t thinking about football, well not too much anyway. There was a decent crowd, although disappointingly nowhere near a sell out, and the atmosphere was fantastic. Other than Magnus Betnér, the support acts were Aron Flam and Lasse Nilsen. I’ve known Aron for a little while and I love his intelligent, dark, deadpan delivery. Lovely to see a comedian making people laugh without actually cracking a smile himself…. rumour has it that the requisite smile muscles have been surgically removed from Aron’s face.

Lasse’s style, on and off stage, could not be more different. He is a physical, expressive storyteller whose narratives take weird and unexpected twists along the way. Lasse leaves the stage sweating, whereas Aron is cool as ice. From my point of view, as the MC, it’s always a pleasure to introduce acts that deliver and the audience show their appreciation through peals of laughter. It’ll be interesting to see how they both go down at the Edinburgh festival. Check them out if you find yourself in Edinburgh this summer.

And then it was time for the main attraction. Magnus Betnér took the stage to massive applause. He is, after all, one of the biggest names in Swedish comedy. The purpose of this show was to give his Edinburgh hour a full run, before taking it to the UK (where he is doing more previews). The atmosphere was perhaps a little false as when he plays at the festival and at other UK venues, the crowds will be curious, unaware of his star status, probably more cynical and potentially hostile.

I think Magnus will make an impact on this year’s Edinburgh festival, because he is more than just a teller of jokes. He is shockingly honest and honestly shocked by the hypocrisies of the world. He has a razor insight into the double standards of personal, local and global politics. And above all he is driven by a need to communicate his analysis of the world in which we live. And he’s a nice bloke offstage too. His UK/Edinburgh dates are on his website.

So that’s what I did instead of watch England draw against the USA. I think I had the better Saturday night. From here on in though, it’s England all the way and the sound of the vuvuzela drone.

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