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Football 0 – 1 Comedy

Monday, June 14th, 2010

On Friday, I got a call from an English friend who said that he had been wrestling with his conscience  and could not bring himself to miss England’s opening game against the USA, despite the fact that he really wanted to come to Saturday’s show. Well, more fool him and everyone else who decided to stay home and watch a mediocre match with no winner, marred and marked by a schoolboy goalkeeping error.

At the Sagateatern, we weren’t thinking about football, well not too much anyway. There was a decent crowd, although disappointingly nowhere near a sell out, and the atmosphere was fantastic. Other than Magnus Betnér, the support acts were Aron Flam and Lasse Nilsen. I’ve known Aron for a little while and I love his intelligent, dark, deadpan delivery. Lovely to see a comedian making people laugh without actually cracking a smile himself…. rumour has it that the requisite smile muscles have been surgically removed from Aron’s face.

Lasse’s style, on and off stage, could not be more different. He is a physical, expressive storyteller whose narratives take weird and unexpected twists along the way. Lasse leaves the stage sweating, whereas Aron is cool as ice. From my point of view, as the MC, it’s always a pleasure to introduce acts that deliver and the audience show their appreciation through peals of laughter. It’ll be interesting to see how they both go down at the Edinburgh festival. Check them out if you find yourself in Edinburgh this summer.

And then it was time for the main attraction. Magnus Betnér took the stage to massive applause. He is, after all, one of the biggest names in Swedish comedy. The purpose of this show was to give his Edinburgh hour a full run, before taking it to the UK (where he is doing more previews). The atmosphere was perhaps a little false as when he plays at the festival and at other UK venues, the crowds will be curious, unaware of his star status, probably more cynical and potentially hostile.

I think Magnus will make an impact on this year’s Edinburgh festival, because he is more than just a teller of jokes. He is shockingly honest and honestly shocked by the hypocrisies of the world. He has a razor insight into the double standards of personal, local and global politics. And above all he is driven by a need to communicate his analysis of the world in which we live. And he’s a nice bloke offstage too. His UK/Edinburgh dates are on his website.

So that’s what I did instead of watch England draw against the USA. I think I had the better Saturday night. From here on in though, it’s England all the way and the sound of the vuvuzela drone.

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Welcome to the stage… Mahatma Gandhi!

Friday, June 11th, 2010

I’m sitting on the bus back from Gothenburg. I’m tired, sweaty, thirsty, slightly hungover.. but I feel great. Last night I headlined at The Dubliner with Wisecrackers and went down a storm. The club was absolutely packed with a mix of nationalities who were all in a great mood. I was bought several drinks after the show and it looks as though I will have got another couple of gigs from the night. So sitting on a sweaty bus the day after the night before is no great shakes.

I knew most of the other comedians on the bill, but it was the first time I’d met the MC, Martin. My name was on the list as Ben K (full name, Ben Kersley) and in the heat of the moment of introducing me he confused me with Gandhi actor Ben Kingsley. It’s not the first time this has happened in my life, but the first time I’ve been introduced onstage as the great man. There was a half second where the audience thought.. He’s grown, his hair’s back he looks younger… Is this really the man whose Ariel caused such a stir at The National Theatre?

So feeling good. Magnus Betnér at Sagateatern in Linköping tomorrow. Some tickets still available for non football fans.

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Magnus Betnér – A matter of policy

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

This coming Saturday, I’m putting on Sweden’s most controversial comedian, Magnus Betnér, in English, at the Sagateatern in Linköping. This is quite a coup as this is the only full length English gig he is doing in Sweden before he plays at the Edinburgh Festival in August.

In Sweden and in Swedish he fills 1000 seater theatres with audiences who see him as a sort of anti-establishment rock star figure. When he plays the Fringe in Edinburgh he may well walk out to hostile audiences or worse an empty theatre. I have nothing but respect for the man, which is why it’s such a thrill to be putting him on in Linköping.

I had a handful of flyers left for the gig and last night I was out and about in town. I went past a couple of the pubs which are seen as Linköping’s counter culture drinking holes and started handing out flyers. At both places I was asked to stop flyering. ‘Too much rubbish’ and ‘We have an no flyers policy’. This is rock and roll, Linköping style. I mean, how can pubs say that they have a no flyering policy? At what point do pubs have policies? Do they sit down once a month round a long table going through an agenda of ‘policies’ to discuss? “All those in favour of flyering raise your right hand and say ‘AYE!’”

So I wasn’t allowed to flyer. Maybe I’m just grouching, but it seems like another drop in Linköping’s ocean of conformity and mediocrity.. drip, drip, drip.

The flyer is above and if you are in Östergötland this Saturday, it’s worth the effort to come and see Betnér live. He’s bigger than Sweden deserves – it’s just a matter of time before the rest of Europe finds out about him.

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Sleepless in Stockholm

Saturday, June 5th, 2010

Spent a sunny day in Stockholm on Thursday which was rounded off nicely with a gig at The Liffey. Afterwards, made my way across town to catch the 23.53 train back down south, only to discover that there IS no 23.53 train to Linköping. It was too late to disturb friends who live in Stockholm city centre (who have kids and proper jobs), so I decided to go to a Backpacker’s Hostel. The two I’ve used in the past were full, so I reluctantly accepted that I’d be staying in a hotel. First, I asked at the Scandic. Full. Then Northern Lights. Full. Radisson. Full. At The Queen’s Hotel (which was full), they told me that every bed in central Stockholm was taken thanks to the marathon and an AC/DC concert.

If you ran the marathon or went to watch AC/DC, I hope you enjoy the following story…

I went back to the station and worked out that I could get a bus to Skavsta at 3.30am and then get a bus on from there, so I had but a mere 3 hours to kill in central Stockholm. I wandered the streets of Gamla Stan and Östermalm, Drottningatan and Odenplan. By the end my feet were sore and I was falling asleep on my feet. Just as I was at my most dazed and confused a middle aged woman approached me and asked if I was looking for company. It took me a moment or two to realise that she was in fact a lady of the night, partly, because I have never been propositioned in Swedish, and partly because she looked more like a librarian than a seller of sexual services. Needless to say, I declined and stumbled my way to City Terminalen where I fell asleep in the loving arms of an airport bus.

Today has been super warm. In Stockholm some of the best comedians are performing at Skrattstock. I’d love to play there one day.. maybe next year…

Meanwhile, tonight I’m performing to over a hundred 19 year olds who have just finished gymnasium. I’m looking forward to it – It may not be Skrattstock, but it’s a home crowd, it’s well paid and it’s only a 15 minute walk home.

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Why is ‘ja’ the hardest word to say?

Thursday, May 20th, 2010

According to Elton John, ‘Sorry’ is the hardest words to say. Not so for the pen pushers of Linköpings Kommun, as I was reminded yet again today when I was met with a flurry of ‘Njaa’, ‘jo’, ‘njoo’ and even a Portuguese sounding ‘njao’.

I was phoning with a simple enquiry about hiring a room owned by the kommun. A school hall in fact. When I got through to the person in charge of hiring rooms at the culture department, I could tell immediately by the tone of her voice, she was not the kind of person who would stand up with a smile on her face, punching the air and shouting ‘Never mind the obstacles, let’s do it!’

Instead, as has happened so often before, she blarted out negative after negative. ‘Is it possible to hire the hall?’ ‘Njao… when do you want it?’ ‘Just a general enquiry to check availability and cost’ ‘You can’t hire it on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday.’ ‘So I could hire it on a Sunday?’ ‘Njäää’

And so it went on, with me filtering the positives from her negatives…

As it happens, I am trying to put on a comedy night in the ‘ghetto’ of Skäggetorp in Linköping, an area that local politicians admit that they find hard to reach and make contact with the community. I’m not saying that what I plan to do will bring any form of social cohesion, but if my middle class frustrations are anything to go by, no wonder the people who actually live there feel disenfranchised when making contact with the kommun is like having your teeth pulled out one by one.

Is it too much to ask that civil servants, paid for by our tax money, might display a little enthusiasm for new ideas that may just break the status quo? They could at least start by trying out the hardest of all words: ‘Yes’

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A CCCC review!

Monday, May 17th, 2010

Saturday night was showtime.  Anders ‘Ankan’ Johansson, Linköping’s second most famous comedian (after Tage Danielsson) was back on home turf with the LKPG HA HA! gang in support.

I found the build up to the night quite stressful as this would be the first time Ankan had performed live in Linköping and the press had become interested. (When I say ‘the press’ I don’t include Linköpings Posten, whose editor asked ‘Who is Anders Johansson?’ …. Bear in mind Anders is so big he has an Östgötatrafiken bus named after him! Out of interest, Linköpings Posten lead this week with an article about the new manager of Biltema – That’s real news!)

The night was a success and Anders was not only a nice bloke through and through but was also brilliantly funny onstage, his act comprising of offhand observations turning banality into hilarity. His big finish was an inspired ten minutes about a battery operated, remote controlled bird he had bought from Netto – A ridiculous purchase made funnier and funnier as he added layer upon layer of humour.

Well, the night got a nice review – a CCCC in Corren. The CCCC was for the whole night and not just the headline act, which serves as a stamp of approval for all the work that I and the rest of the gang have done. Have a read, but be warned, I did a routine about how Corren’s reviewer gave Big Comedy an extra ‘C’ because Johan Rheborg took off his clothes and I was willing to do the same for a good review. For some reason they used that picture – It’s not the main pic online, but it made the front cover of the printed paper. Read the review here

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Yes Box

Monday, May 10th, 2010

There was a column in today’s Culture section of Corren about the over use of English in Swedish commercials. Personally, I’ve got nothing against the use of English in Sweden, what I can’t stand however is when English is used completely wrongly. The Tele 2 Cheap/Sheep pun, for example, the ‘…and that’s it’ when listing things or the unintentionally hilarious ‘Yes Box’… It’s so cool to speak English, eller hur?

Sweden, or the language purists at least, should just accept that language is a fluid thing that changes and adapts.  Let the English words be assimilated into Swedish. No English speaker stumbles over the smorgasbord of ‘foreign’ words such as bungalow, cul-de-sac, doppelganger, ravioli, jamboree, algebra or feng-shui.

At the moment, there’s nothing more irritating than a young Swede augmenting his sentence with a few phrases badly regurgitated from MTV or whichever World of Warcraft forum they are members of. They accentuate them with a flick of the backslick and an arrogant air that suggests they were the first person to discover the exotic language of English.

It ain’t so exotic, Anders! They even speak English in Billaricay, Essex.

My friend Palle took exception to my laissez-fair stand point on language and told me that Swedish should be protected. I feigned agreement, then over the next couple of minutes pretended to forget the Swedish for window, armchair, pavement (fönster, fåtölj, trottoar). Apparently, French words that entered Swedish before the 20th century don’t count. Sound like snobbery to me. Or as they in modern Swedish: Vilken snob!

As though to negate the polemical punch of the column, there was a short report about a night I am putting on in Linköping in June with one of Sweden’s top comedians, Magnus Betnér, where he performs his one hour show in English. Is that what they call sweet irony? Yes Box!

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Angry like Otto Jr

Tuesday, May 4th, 2010

This last week I’ve been grumbling around Linköping like a bear with a sore head. Or more accurately a man with a sore throat, the pain of which has been augmented somewhat by the fact that somewhere along the line the doctor failed to pass my biopsy sample (large piece of throat flesh) to pathology, leaving me back at square one.

Like Norwegian Hip Hop hero, Otto Jr, I’ve got attitude. It’s a bit like being in London again where confrontation is cathartic, but unfortunately with the throat my powers of aggression are somewhat diminished. I was halfway through giving a bus driver a piece of my mind after he had cut me up on my bike, when I started coughing uncontrollably. It kind of took the edge off my rant.

Anyway, in the name of ‘entertainment’ I promised to pass on this World Cup video/song that comedian Anneli Heed sings on. It’s a satirical piece drawing on the infidelities of members of the England squad. Just in case you watch it and think ‘How did they get John Terry and Ashley Cole to agree to this?’ I have to warn you they have used lookielikies. The Svennis is very good (scandal circa 2002) and the Amy Winehouse is very good… although as far as I know, she has not been linked to any footballers…

Anneli sings beautifully, but I think the small rapping bloke with the short arms could learn a thing or two from Otto Jr.

Here it is: Ca$hbeatz ft. Anneli Heed

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My Little Pony

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

I feel old. And not only because my body aches from being prodded about by the men and women in white coats of Linköping hospital.

Yesterday, I was down at the university putting up some posters for the show that I’m putting on in the middle of May. There was a group of students doing a very good job of promoting their club night called ‘UK Flashback: The 90’s’.

They had, apparently, dressed up to look like people from that far off decade. A decade which I remember well as I was there: I went from being a late teen to a twenty something, so I would count myself as a reliable witness.

For me the nineties were: Madchester, Take That and The Spice Girls, Vic and Bob, Grunge, Britpop, Euro 96, The Big Breakfast, Sensation and Britart, fear over the Millenium Bug and jumping off Eastbourne Pier dressed as an old lady. (The last one was just me).

However, these so called educated students decided to depict the 90’s by wearing shell suits, roller skates and using a My Little Pony motif. Hello? That’s the eighties!… All I can deduce from this is that Sweden is a decade behind the UK in terms of popular culture.

Either way, it made me feel ancient as I also remembered the eighties…

To top it off I bumped into a bunch of high school students I know vaguely.. The only conversation I could think of making with them was to ask how school was going and if they had exams soon. I finished off by saying ‘Say hi to your mum’… They clearly thought I was some kind of a dinosaur.

They had a glazed sugar high look about them and all they could think to say to me, through their ice cream smeared chops was, ‘Ben and Jerry’s are giving away free samples’. I don’t even like ice cream, let alone standing in a queue with a bunch of spotty teenagers, overexcited by the prospect of a free sugar rush.

Next time I see them, I’m going to try and sell them some drugs or a knife or a Basshunter CD or something… then the yoof will respect me.

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Throat threat

Tuesday, April 20th, 2010

It should have been a simple week… one club gig and one gig organised for Norrköping Pride festival on the 23rd. But then it all went wrong… I went to see the doctor about a swelling at the back of my throat. She prodded about a bit, then insisted I go directly to the hospital to the Ear, Nose and Throat department. ‘Today? As in now?’ I said. ‘Yes, now!’

I popped home to get my bike and a book (prepared for sitting around in waiting rooms) and pedalled to the hospital. After only about 20 minutes wait I was lead to a room with diagrams of (not surprisingly) the ear, nose and throat. The doctor sat me down, handed me what can only be described as a sterile spittoon that looked like a giant’s prophylactic. I said ‘Aaaah’ a couple of times, he sprayed my mouth with a numbing spray and then produced a syringe to drain the ‘tut tut tut’ inducing growth. Next out came a scalpel and he cut out a wad of matter to be sent away for biopsy. ‘It all seems to be benign’ he said, ‘but I’d like to operate in the coming weeks’. Great.

The anaesthetic they gave me was timed to last exactly the journey home and as I walked into the door, agony struck. Unable to speak or swallow, I got into bed and shook into an uncomfortable sleep. I woke up in the middle of the night realising how hard it would be to perform two gigs without the ability to, er speak….

24 hours have now gone by and the pain has gone down… I think I’ll be able to do the gigs (with the aid of a bit of paracetamol), but am worried that an operation will take me out for a couple of well paid business gigs next month… Maybe I can learn sign language?

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