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Dog Days and Showboats

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

The summer rolls on and the lazy days of a dormant Sweden are a joy, albeit a sweaty joy. Everything I need to do is based on how it can be tied in with a camping trip, a day out or a swim in a lake. I was in Stockholm last week to talk to Radio Sweden about Svengelska (link to programme later in the week) which took about an hour. The rest of the day, I spent as a tourist. Next week I’ve got a gig in Gothenburg – and babysitters permitting, this will turn into a romantic two day trip on the west coast.

But last night, I finally found my Swedish idyll. The Sweden that you dream of, that Julie’s Nordic Island lives, the Sweden of isolation, forests, lakes and wilderness.

My old mucker Palle took me out on his boat. It was a small plastic thing with an outboard motor from 1976 that sat very low on the water. A luxury yacht it was not, but it was boat enough to take me, Palle and two kids out to a beach that was only accessible from the water. We swam, chatted, identified trees and birds and failed to catch any fish. I have caught a glimpse of  heaven and I want to see more.

As a result I am more than a little jealous of the crazy antics of Johan Pettersson, who is attempting to row much of the Göta Canal in an inflatable rubber dinghy (including navigating lake Roxen). His aim is to get to Motala in time for the premiere of ‘Showboat’ where he’s performing a small role. So it’s a publicity stunt, but it’s also in the spirit of the likes of Thor Heyerdahl, the kind of adventurer that the modern world needs more of, prepared to follow a dream, however irrational.  I’ve met Johan a couple of times (he is a theatre ‘apa’ from Norrköping) and he’s a nice guy so I can only wish him the best of luck. You can find out more on his blog – windyseglen.

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Norrköping Proud

Sunday, April 25th, 2010

Friday night was the stand up event at Norrköping Pride which was all about spreading the love.

All three comedians went down very well and I did a nice job compering (even if I say so myself). The love was spread and laughs were had by the audience at the almost full venue. There were one or two very right on people in the audience who I enjoyed watching cringe at some of the less politically correct jokes – especially Robin Olsson’s hilarious routine about dating a deaf man. Most people were in hysterics, but I watched two ladies in kaftans making a silent stand for deaf rights.

We were each given a little thank you present afterwards – A handmade rainbow dishcloth, presumably to remind us of gender issues while we did the washing up. It won’t help me – I strongly believe housework is women’s work.

At around midnight, I decided to leave the other comedians to it as the sambucca started arriving in shot glasses. Driving and taking penicillin were accepted as half decent excuses for not staying and drinking. I went to get my car only to find that the car park shut the gates at 10pm. Ready to take on the full jobsworth bureaucracy of Norrköping parking department I phoned them to open the gates. When the security guy came I experienced something I never thought I would in Sweden. He let me off the 300 kronor fine for opening the gates.

Spread the love, Norrköping, spread the love.

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A matter of Pride

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

Throat still bad and I’m not going to MC at tonight’s club at Café M. My friend Emil will take the reins and I may try and do five minutes of silent comedy – leaving the audience speechless or in stunned silence, no doubt.

Tomorrow, Friday, I have put together a show for Norrköpings Pride Festival with three gay comedians: Pernilla Hammargren, Robin Olsson and Per Robin Gustafsson. . Per Robin has been in the news lately for having  very public spat with Anna Anka… Oh the drama.. Read more on his blog.

The show starts at Trappan at 9pm on Friday if you are around NKPG

I’m just filled with a great sense of satisfaction that I am only 2 degrees (Per Robin, Anna Anka) of separation from having given Paul Anka a daily blowjob. Quite an achievement for a straight guy with a bad throat!

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When Harrys met Katrineholm

Friday, November 27th, 2009

The last few weeks have been nothing but late nights and early mornings. Sadly, nothing too rock and roll, more just humdrum paternal commitments like getting the kids dressed and out of the house for nursery, followed by late stuff in the evenings. This week it’s been evening classes and networking meetings.

I’m not sure what I did right, but after the last networking meeting on Wednesday, I managed to get invited out for lunch by a local politician for saying that Swedes lacked a ‘fuck it!’ attitude when it came to entrepreneurship. Should I meet them for lunch? Fuck it, why not?

Yesterday I had a couple of short club related meetings in Norrköping. I decided that as I had a gig in Katrineholm that evening, it wasn’t worth driving south before driving north again. So I wandered the streets of Norrköping looking for the perfect café to sit, read, drink a hot chocolate and then gently nod off for half an hour in the warm embrace of a comfy sofa. The bad news is that such a café doesn’t seem to exist in Norrköping. Or at least I wasn’t able to find it. So, I made my way red-eyed to the motorway service station on the E4 where I had planned to meet Palle, parked up, reclined the seat and sank into a deep sleep for an hour as the traffic rattled by. Oh the glamour of life on the road.

Palle turned up and we hit the dark wet road to Katrineholm. We talked the whole way, putting the world to rights and planning the future of comedy in Linköping, blinded intermittently by the extent of our dreams and the headlights of long distance lorries.

I’ve never been to Katrineholm before, or anywhere like it in Sweden. It is small enough to make Linköping seem cosmopolitan, but large enough to have its own Åhléns. It even has a Harrys, which is where our gig took place. We were there in really good time and the place was already half full. As eight o’clock approached the place was heaving, the audience having turned up in force for the show. The only small problem was that only Palle and I were there from the line up that should have been 6 comedians. t turned out that the gang from Stockholm were stuck in traffic outside Södertälje.

We started the show on time with me taking the reins as the warm up man – I did five minutes of getting the audience in the mood for applause etc, then a local guy called Henrik Kjellman hopped up and did 5 minutes. Next up, Palle, who managed to split the audience in two – Those who recognised him for the visionary comic genius that he is, and those who saw him as a foul-mouthed, provocative, ex-alcoholic teacher. I think it was the references to drug use (which is a big taboo in Sweden) that really split the crowd.

Just before Palle finished, the comedians from Stockholm turned up. Behrad Rouzbeh was the compere and he went up onstage, tried to explain why they were late and to get a handle on the audience, but he was a bit too flustered for the audience to warm to him. He introduced me and I was able to use some of the references that I had established at the beginning. I don’t mean to be immodest, but I played a really very good gig.

After the break, Behrad got into his stride. He is a very charismatic performer and when he gets going has a great energy onstage. He is of Persian origin and in the break we were laughing about the things that I get away with as an English foreigner that he couldn’t dream of getting away with as a ‘Blatte’ comedian. Sad but true, but relatively, I get away with murder in my broken Swedish saying things that he daren’t even try in his faultless Swedish as he is the ‘wrong sort of icke svensk’.

The second act was Sara Andersson, who is on Circus Kiev on P3, and Tobias Jacobsson. Tobias is getting better and better and last night had the audience in the palm of his hand.

Then finally the headliner, comic mind extraordinaire, Henrik Elmer who had the audience in fits of laughter … as always.

All in all a good night. I met some fascinating people including Sweden’s top subtitling duo who translate and subtitle everything from The Simpsons to Info films for Microsoft.

Hopefully, I’ll get to play Katrineholm again, but next time, having had a little more sleep.

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One down….

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

On the whole, Sunday night in Norrköping was a success. I was a bit disappointed with audience numbers, but that was always the unknown quantity with playing in a place where I don’t have a regular audience or many local contacts. That said, there were enough people there for me to break even and to create a warm atmosphere for them to feel relaxed enough to laugh. And luckily, laugh they did.

It was a good start to the three dates, with Linköping tomorrow night and Stockholm on Sunday (click here for Stockholm tickets). I had added a bit of new material which I was happy with and the new order also worked well. So, ‘peppad’ and ‘laddad’ as they say…

Away from the one man show, I’ve been nursing a sick two year old during the day (cartoons and blueberry juice) and trying not to neglect the publicity for Thursday’s LKPG HA HA! club night in Linköping where all the comics will be female. I had hoped to get a female compere for the evening, but it looks as though the audience will have to avert their eyes from my masculine frame and ignore my deep voice as I do the intros…

There’s a couple of other English language nights premiering in Sweden this week: In Stockholm on Thursday the 8th is Laughs At The Liffey in Gamla Stan. And on Friday 9th in Lund, Wisecrackers kicks off at Västgöta Nation followed by a night at Fagan’s on the 11th in Malmö. Check them out

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Nervous in NKPG

Saturday, October 3rd, 2009

While the editorial staff at The Local relax in their post awards Champagne comas, deservedly bathing in the glory of being in the top three news websites in Sweden, we humble freelancers out in the provinces can only raise a glass and say ‘grattis!’.

Here in Östergötland, where we can only dream of Champagne and black tie dinners, I am starting to get nervous about the run of shows coming up this week. I spent most of yesterday rehearsing and am reasonably happy with the reworking of the order of the show. I’ve added one extra prop which no doubt I will forget to bring to the theatre, or worse still, I’ll probably remember the new prop and forget all the others – Last time I performed 110% in Stockholm, I left my box of gubbins on the train when I got off at Stockholm… Thankfully, the train waits 15 minutes at the station before heading off to Gävle… but it was a horrible few minutes as I sprinted through the station and hopped back on the train  to get  my box with seconds to spare.

So Norrköping it is tomorrow. This is the one theatre which is new territory for me. I am fairly certain I will get an audience in Linköping and Stockholm (tickets are selling nicely at both venues), but Norrköping is a bit of an unknown entity… partly because the booking line at the theatre is only open between 11 and 16, Monday to Thursday, but also as I don’t have so many connections in Norrköping.. Hopefully, I will be pleasantly surprised on Sunday evening… we’ll see..

In the meantime, Folkbladet have written about the show, so maybe that will draw in a few more punters. It’s quite a nice article too. Read it here. And if you are in Norrköping, come along to the Kulturkammaren on Sunday at 19.30!

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I Twitter, therefore I am

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

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The most full on week of my life is fast approaching. From next Sunday, with my mini tour (see flyer above), a ballet(!) and a couple of corporate gigs, I am performing more or less every night. Not only that, but as is the way with being a self employed comedian, I am also trying to sell tickets for the shows. It’s all about bums on seats (watching the bum onstage).

So, today I was in Norrköping being snapped and interviewed by Folkbladet. We sat in a rättvisst Oxfam style café and you could see that some of the less senile pensioners were wondering who I was… fame at last. Just as I was leaving Nkpg, I got a call from NT24, which is the online/cable news channel for Norrköpings Tidningen who are going to cover it. It’s also very popular with the over 60’s, so you know, hitting all the right markets for my show.

In an effort to to reach an audience cogent with the workings of the 21st century, I have started to Twitter. Admittedly I am jumping on the bandwagon, just as the next thing is probably about to start.. but you know, I’m willing to give it a go. I’m mainly going to Twitter these blogs.. unless I get really into it and/or someone buys me an iPhone.

So if you fancy joining me.. or indeed following me, here’s a link to my Twitter bandwagon

Tweet! Tweet!

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Top of the Claes

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

I was hired to sugar the pill for teachers returning to school today and provide a comic interlude on their pupil free admin day. I can only assume that the school in Norrköping has had problems in the past with teachers running away on their first day back after the holidays.

One of the things that I love about stand up is the unpredictability; every audience and performance throws up unexpected scenarios. Today’s was one of the best yet. In my routine, I chat a little with the audience and as chance would have it the teacher I picked to talk to was called Claes. What a perfect name for a teacher… can you imagine his day?

“Morning, class”

“Morning, Claes” they respond.

I took great pleasure in saying “Claes dismissed” once I’d finished talking to him. It was PUNderful

The rest of the day went well. Had a couple of meetings about future projects and taking my one man show to the Kulturkammaren in Norrköping. I got home, pleased as pudding about having a date at the theatre, checked my emails and found that I had been offered a well paid job on exactly the same night (at the Moderaternas conference, no less).   Luckily, it’s not too late to pick another date and now that week is going to be a rollercoaster week with gigs every night. Oh yes, Rock and Roll….

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