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Twelve Steps

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

I got booked for a gig at Globen on Saturday night.

In my head, I was half way to Stockholm, picturing myself performing in front of 15000 people and meeting Sweden’s elite hockey ‘A Lag’… The illusion was shattered when I found out that it was actually Globen Linköping, a small hall in town run by the Temperence movement NBV. I readied myself for a much smaller audience and a totally different ‘A Lag’.

The event was a theatre festival where participants could try out different styles of performance. I ran a workshop in the morning and performed a 30 minute set in the evening. There was a party atmosphere and although the NBV venue is, by definition, ‘alcohol and drug free’, I couldn’t help but see the irony as the teenage contingent ran around with eyes like saucers, high on soft drinks, chocolate and sweets. They would have all been a lot calmer with a stiff drink or a toke on a joint inside them. I worry for the youth of Sweden when I think about their future dealing with obesity and rotten teeth having been exposed to so much sugar at such a young age. Kids in the UK and US are offered a much wider range of stimulants.

Before the gig I looked around the venue a bit to find out about what NBV do. From what I could gather they offer clean activities as an alternative to drink and drugs. However, one activity on offer struck me as wholly inappropriate. If I were a recovering addict, the last thing that would take my mind off my previous addictions would be ‘line dancing’. Not only would you have the instructor barking on about ‘having a couple of lines’ before you could enjoy the dancing, which to me gives a mixed message, but also, having already memorised twelve steps it would be a bit much to deal with any more steps.

The gig went well and I even got asked for my autograph. I’m gonna be big amongst the sugar-crazed youth of Linköping.

In other news, I had my first article in Swedish published. Had some help with the translation of course, and as usual, it’s just me moaning about the lack of culture in Linköping. But it is in Swedish. In a Swedish quality newspaper. And even if I say so myself, I feel quite proud about it. You can read it here in Corren

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If the glass slipper fits

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

I’ve just performed in a ballet. Prokofiev’s Cinderella to be precise. Picture the scene if you will, 136 dancers aged between 4 and 25, all of whom were light on their feet, dainty, proficient, elegant… and then myself, playing Cinderella’s drunk father. Luckily the part involved mostly stumbling and goofing in a tailcoat, with only the hint of a pas de deux … it was a part I was born to play. I got a nice mention in Corren’s review too, which you can read here.

It was a great experience to be in a ballet; I feel filled with moral superiority, like I’ve eaten a cultural green salad rather than populist hamburger. But it’s not all glamour… Backstage at the first performance, the entire cast was waiting in the wings for their first entrance. All ages, all sizes, the tension was tangible, nerves were in the air. I was in the wings by a group of five year olds who were playing snowflakes in the winter scene and as the music started we heard a loud SPLOSH! from behind the wing curtain. I assumed someone had knocked over a bucket of water and one of the five year olds asked me if someone had done a wee wee….. And then the smell hit us. A six year old mouse, who had tried to cope with the nerves of appearing onstage for the first time by filling herself with crisps, sweets and Coca Cola could literally not contain her nerves and vomited over a fellow mouse. There was a danger that backstage could end up like a scene from a Hieronymous Bosch painting, but the show must go on.

The performance went without a glitch (minus two mice) and the grace onstage belied the frantic mopping and nose holding behind the scenes. I enjoyed it so much, I’m going to start practising my pliés with a view to a part in the next one.

Meanwhile, I’ve been busy selling tickets for the Al Pitcher show at Sagateatern on Friday. Over half the tickets have already gone, so looks like there will be a fantastic atmosphere. If you are in Linköping, get your tickets NOW!

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World class night with ‘The Swede’

Saturday, September 26th, 2009

There’s stand up comedy club in Greenwich, London called ‘Up The Creek’ which was started by the one and only Malcolm Hardee (not so much the father of alternative comedy in the UK, more the crazed drunken uncle who had shaken off his probation officer). In its early days, Malcolm Hardee’s club was infamous: the chairs and tables were nailed to the floor and drink was served in plastic glasses… all for the safety of the comedians brave enough to stand on stage.

Legend has it that there was once a Swede who took to the stage and was promptly booed off. The apocryphal story goes that it was a tap dancing act on a carpeted floor. However, in the years that followed, any act that was not appreciated by the audience would be heckled by the baying crowd, shouting in unison “Bring back the Swede! Bring back the Swede!” as though to suggest that the act on stage was so bad it made the Swede look good.

On Thursday, I had my club, LKPG HA HA! and was chatting away to one of the comedians, Pontus Ströbaek. We started talking about the difference between the club scene here and in London and he starts telling me that about twenty years ago, he tried his luck in London at a club called ‘Up The Creek’ which was one of the most frightening experiences of his life. I ask him how it went.. all those years ago… “terrible” he says “they booed me off”… I put two and two together and realised that I was sitting opposite ‘The Swede’… a small unwitting part of British comedy history.  I knew this was going to be a special night in Linköping.

The night kicked off with Niklas Folkegård, a very animated performer who brings his jokes to life. Then straight in with the first act’s headliner, Pontus ‘The Swede’ Ströbaek. Thankfully, he has used the intervening 20 years since his 5 minutes at Up The Creek to create a hilarious, largely improvised, stand up act, that unlike many Swedish acts, has a real sense of anarchy and danger.

After the break, Kjell Nyholm took the stage with a short set in his local dialect Kisamål. Then it was time for one of my favourite Swedish comedians, Henrik Elmér, who blew the audience away. It’s the second time in a week I’ve watched Henrik perform and both times there has been at least one person in uncontrollable hysterics. You can’t ask for more than that from a comedian..

I was pleased with my compèring. I tried out some new stuff about trying to make Linköping more of a Hip Hop town. It worked, mainly because the local crowd (myself included) are so un-Hip Hop. Linköping ain’t no Brap Brap town. I was most pleased that the night was consistently funny and that the crowd left happy (apart from one lady who complained it was too loud… but you can’t please all of the people all of the time….). Of course, don’t take my word for it – you can read it in Linköping’s very own Pravda Corren, who sent a reviewer with such exceptional good taste, he gave the night CCCC (top marks) with the headline ‘världsklass’. Read it here:

Vklass

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Suicide Prevention Day

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

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My club starts the autumn season a week today, so I’ve been working hard on the PR campaign. Posters have been printed and are starting to appear in shop windows and on noticeboards. The local newspapers and magazines are being as unpredictable as ever (I understand that riveting stories which cover crochet, big sunflowers or dog gymnastics take priority over my piddling little efforts to bring comedy to the people of Linköping) but I should get a few column inches. The Internet is all abuzz (er….there’s a Facebook group) and word of mouth is spreading it about like chlamydia on a student korridor.

Back in July, you may recall, I had a bit of a run in with the wing of the local kommun that is responsible for spreading the word about culture in town. I had missed the deadline for their printed events brochure (distribution 35,000) by half a day. The deadline was 5pm on Friday, I found out on Saturday morning, and 9.30am on the Monday was too late. Rules is Rules.

Let us consider it a victory for bureaucratic efficiency then, that if you happen to pick up a copy of ‘På Gång i Linköping’ and look what is going on in town on Thursday 10th September, you will find no mention of the innovative comedy club LKPG HA HA! that premieres at Café M. According to the brochure, the only cultural event going on in Linköping, Sweden’s 5th biggest city, is a Suicide Prevention Day. Sounds like a right giggle.

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Lying Down….

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

There are a number of local papers in Linköping, but the only one with any clout is Corren which actually reports news and opinion rather than just write profiles on the new hairdresser’s or reportage on dog gymnastics and crochet groups.

I had a call today from the culture editor of Corren and on Friday, I am doing an interview for a series that looks at culturally active people in Linköping.

The series is going to be called ‘Rak Lång’. I’m not absolutely sure why they’ve gone for this title….  ’Rak lång’ literally means ‘laid out flat’, but I’m not sure if they are going for it in the ‘prostration‘ sense of the word, or perhaps ‘relaxed at ease’ or maybe ‘laid bare, exposed’….. all will be revealed on Friday, I hope

The bottom line is that they want to take a photo of me lying down. I said that I would come up with some suggestions… Here are my ideas so far (I realise that some are slightly morbid)…. Feel free to add any more!

  • Floating in the river like Alfred Hitchcock in the trailer for Frenzy
  • Alluding to Ron Mueck’s Dead Dad
  • Wearing pyjamas and cuddling a teddy in the middle of the main square
  • In the cereal aisle of a supermarket, recreating the American Beauty poster with cornflakes instead of rose petals
  • In a sleeping bag with woolly hat, gloves etc, lying in a sauna

I intend to spend the next few days practising my lying down in preparation for the shoot…..

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