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Dog Days and Showboats

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

The summer rolls on and the lazy days of a dormant Sweden are a joy, albeit a sweaty joy. Everything I need to do is based on how it can be tied in with a camping trip, a day out or a swim in a lake. I was in Stockholm last week to talk to Radio Sweden about Svengelska (link to programme later in the week) which took about an hour. The rest of the day, I spent as a tourist. Next week I’ve got a gig in Gothenburg – and babysitters permitting, this will turn into a romantic two day trip on the west coast.

But last night, I finally found my Swedish idyll. The Sweden that you dream of, that Julie’s Nordic Island lives, the Sweden of isolation, forests, lakes and wilderness.

My old mucker Palle took me out on his boat. It was a small plastic thing with an outboard motor from 1976 that sat very low on the water. A luxury yacht it was not, but it was boat enough to take me, Palle and two kids out to a beach that was only accessible from the water. We swam, chatted, identified trees and birds and failed to catch any fish. I have caught a glimpse of  heaven and I want to see more.

As a result I am more than a little jealous of the crazy antics of Johan Pettersson, who is attempting to row much of the Göta Canal in an inflatable rubber dinghy (including navigating lake Roxen). His aim is to get to Motala in time for the premiere of ‘Showboat’ where he’s performing a small role. So it’s a publicity stunt, but it’s also in the spirit of the likes of Thor Heyerdahl, the kind of adventurer that the modern world needs more of, prepared to follow a dream, however irrational.  I’ve met Johan a couple of times (he is a theatre ‘apa’ from Norrköping) and he’s a nice guy so I can only wish him the best of luck. You can find out more on his blog – windyseglen.

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A radio legend

Friday, February 19th, 2010

Promoting comedy while having lived in Sweden for a little over three years has its advantages and disadvantages. Being a positive kind of person I tend to focus mainly on the advantages: I do what I do with passion, the outsider’s eye and no baggage of how things ‘ought to be done’ in Sweden. The other thing is I tend not to be intimidated by the big names – mainly because I didn’t grow up watching them and it’s hard to get your head round the status of someone having been a contestant on ‘På Spåret’.

Last night was one of these occasions. It was the second of three nights at Palatset in Linköping and I had booked Pontus Enhörning as the headliner. I knew the name and knew that he was good, but had never met him before.  I began to get a hint of who he was when I went through the list of headliners with the landlords of the pub. At Pontus’ name they both let out a spontaneous little squeal. When I told Danny that he would be performing before Pontus his eyes went a little bit watery, he hugged me for a little bit too long and said with a quiver in his throat ‘He is my idol’.

Palle filled me in before the gig, describing him as the man who redefined popular radio in the 90’s breaking the dry boring patriarchal mold to being fun, witty and a little bit edgy. ‘Nothing less than a radio legend’. I was looking forward to finding out more straight from the horse’s mouth, but thanks to good old SJ, his train arrived an hour and a half late which gave me just about enough time to say hi, introduce everyone,  including a star struck Danny, and get onstage.

And the show was a corker. Starting with Jens giving a solid performance (back doing stand up after a year’s ‘proper acting’). Palle took to the stage and having had a couple of bad gigs recently he has taken stock and polished up his act… and he played a blinder, putting the audience in stitches. It’s time to start promoting his Facebook group again! Danny got over his nerves at being in Pontus’ presence and also came up trumps with a fantastic set. The second half kicked off with an outing for Emil’s taxman character which is getting better and better. And then it was time for the main event – Pontus Enhörning! And from the word go, he owned the stage.

He manages to play the grumpy old man while remaining fresh and rough at the edges. There was some lovely observations and characterisations of  other nationalities that verged on being a bit old school, but were done so well they were hilarious (And let’s be honest, who doesn’t like laughing at the French and Germans?). But, for me, it was his observations on the Swedish persona that were right on the button – Just one example (and it’s not hard to visualise), he talked about Swedes going abroad, being overwhelmed by the life and vitality of the strange land and then observing ‘There’s an awful lot of foreigners here’.

The gig finished: audience happy, publicans happy, performers happy. Danny, Emil and Palle embarrassed themselves by having their pictures taken with Pontus who was then whisked away to catch the last train back to Stockholm. I’m looking forward to meeting him again and having a chance to chat, even though I still won’t be impressed by his status as a radio legend, although I may give away a little admiration for his skill as a stand up.

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2 cool 4 skool!

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009

I was interviewed by Radio Sinus today… Never heard of them? Well, that’s because you’re probably not a pupil at Anders Ljungstedts Gymnasium in Linköping. Or Ljunkan, as we in the know call it. Yes, I was down with the kidz of Linkan at Ljunkan.

As I was led through the corridors of the school to the studio, I felt both old and jealous at how full of amazing things their school was: Enormous computer rooms, fully equipped radio studios…. If I remember my school correctly, I think all we had was one VHS player that none of the teachers knew how to use and even if they did, there was never a telly to connect it to.

So there I was in the studio with a couple of student radio DJ’s… They were quite good, with a decent banter… and I was desperate to impress them. Sad really, but I’ve found the older I get, the more important it is for me to fool myself that I can still rap with the yout’.

I got off to a good start with excessive use of the word knulla (to fuck) and I could tell they were impressed by my swearing… then I told them about pirate radio stations in London, run out of someone’s bedroom and I exaggerated how much I used to them when I lived in Hackney… Then I asked if I could choose a tune…..something British … and I suggested Dizzee Rascal who they had never heard of!!! HOW COOL AM I???

Too cool for school radio, THAT’S how cool!

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Studio Time

Monday, November 9th, 2009

On Saturday, we finally managed to get the cast together to record the radio pilot. I never thought that recording a 10 minute pilot would be like staring death in the face, but the day had a dangerous edge to it:  Kjell phoned me in the morning and casually announced, with a chuckle, that he thought he had Swine Flu.

Now, without going into a blind panic about the greatest epidemic the whole world is wheezing about, I politely suggested that perhaps spending the day in an airless, windowless studio with a potentially lethal virus was not at the top of my list of priorities, regardless of how much I wanted to get the recording done. Kjell quickly rediagnosed himself, in the way that only an amateur quack can, and suggested that it was just a cold.

Me and the others met a little bit early and decided to assess Kjell by doing our own amateur Swine Flu diagnoses. Kjell arrived and looked alert and reasonably healthy (or at least as healthy as he usually does). Palle decided to take a risk and put his hand on Kjell’s forehead. No fever. We hummed and ha-ed and decided that we would risk it.  If this is my last blogpost, then I was wrong….. cough … cough … sneeze … oink.. oink..

So we had a read through… laughed at how bloody funny the script is…  then headed into the subterranean studio, which I can only describe as having an air of the Fritzl about it. It lies behind a Thai restaurant, down some steps, along a concrete corridor and then through some soundproof doors… in a space where nobody will hear you scream. No windows, low ceilings and no air… the word ‘claustrophobic’ doesn’t quite do it justice.

We recorded the first scene, then made a break for fresh air. Then took the last scene and then all the scenes in between. We got most of it done before our 17.30 cut off point and we finished with just two 20 second scenes left to record. All in all I am happy and (not) looking forward to the edit and the adding of sound effects….

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Paid by the word

Monday, October 26th, 2009

Well… two words to be exact.

About a month ago, you may recall, I went up to Eskilstuna to make a short informational film for Volvo Wheel Loaders where I got to drive at high speeds round a top secret test track on the mother of all twenty-nine-tonne diggers like a fantastical mutation of Bob The Builder and Jeremy Clarkson (a dichotomy of an image that still fills me both with self-loathing and a degree of sexual arousal).

Up in Solna, they’ve been cutting the film and there were a couple of changes to be made. Literally.

So today, I met up with the director in Linköping, found a location with a similar sound quality to a test track and changed the word ‘four’ to ’several’ and ‘the’ to ‘a’. Job done. Or as Bob The Builder might say ‘Can We Fix It? Yes We Can!’

The working day over by half ten, I sauntered into town to meet Palle and David to talk about the radio project we have been trying to find a time to record. We met in a café (Or as Byggare Bob might say ‘Kan Vi Fika? Ja, Det Kan Vi!’) and in theory have found a date to record if the rest of the cast are free.

Off to Stockholm tomorrow night with Palle to perform at Komikaze which I’m looking forward to… will try out some newish material, catch up with a few people and see a couple of names I haven’t seen before. Fun fun fun.

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A Local simulcast

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

In the 1920s, during the heyday of radio, an ambitious experimental broadcast was attempted where a number of organ recitals around the world were performed and broadcast simultaneously. The simultaneous broadcast, which started at Blackpool Tower, became known as a simulcast.

Over the next few days, me and fellow Local blogger Christine will attempt the same thing using the 21st century phenomenon of blogging. Yes, like a fool, I have agreed to play host to Desperately Seeking Sweden and show her Linköping. We will both blog about the same things and it will be interesting to see the different perspectives on the same events.

I’ve met Christine once before when she heckled me mercilessly at a show in both Swedish and English. As a result, I think we should be ready to read between the lines of her blog. So as a guide to her writing, I would like to inform you of the code that I think she is using… Where she writes ‘Tourist Office’ she means ‘Lap dancing club’, ‘Fika’ is clearly ‘Opium den’ and there are no words suitable to describe what she means by ‘buying a souvenir’. You have been warned.

In the meantime, talking of experimental radio, we had a dry run of the radio pilot last night to try and discover any potential technical problems and to iron out the script a bit. The studio was one microphone short for the final scene, so I took along the mike that I ‘borrowed’ from the BBC in 1998. It still works well and the label which reads ‘BBC World Service. DO NOT REMOVE FROM BUSH HOUSE’ has maintained its stickiness as though it was put on yesterday. God Bless the Beeb.

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A meeting with tea, a meeting with beer

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

And why not? First a very pleasant meeting with Jossan from Café M to discuss the forthcoming club night, where we sat in a café on the main square and drank Earl Grey. Then later a meeting with David the sound engineer who is going to record the radio pilot. Two ice cold bottles of Mariestad, thank you very much.

Drinking isn’t all I did yesterday, granted. But it seems to have punctuated my day rather nicely.

Just so you don’t think I’m completely lazy, I also finished off a (long overdue) article for the Swedish Institute, pitched another article (successfully) to Scan magazine and found time to take a trailer load of garden waste to the dump with the kids in tow (which also meant changing a pair of wet knickers because two and a half year olds can’t be trusted when asked ‘do you need a wee before we go to the dump?’)

So yesterday was physically, intellectually, economically and paternally edifying.

Right. Back to surfing Facebook.

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On my radio….

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

If one thing has changed the quality of my life in the last month it was buying an Internet Radio. Finally, I can listen to the BBC through decent speakers as I do the washing up rather than strain to listen to a laptop precariously balanced on the draining board.

One huge difference between Sweden and the UK is the quality of radio. Just looking at comedy, Swedish radio doesn’t offer a quarter of the possibilities that BBC Radio 4, 2 and 7 offer. (Plus Adam and Joe on BBC 6Music). There is comedy on the radio in Sweden, but the format is unimaginative  - A long programme with comedy chat and sketches squeezed between music. It’s fun and I enjoyed having a small part on P3 Appelsin last year, but the limited format means there’s much less room for experimentation and therefore development of new ideas. There’s no comedy drama, proper sketch shows or sitcoms on the radio, let alone dedicated programmes for stand up.

Of course, I’d like to change this… and I am happy to say that, fuelled by Lady Grey tea and chocolate, Palle and I finished the script for the podcast pilot last night. Next step is to find a date to record.

Meanwhile, I’ve finally got a link to the article in Corren where they wanted me lying down. Read and Enjoy.

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Podcasts and pensioners

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

For some inexplicable reason I was asked to speak at a Rotary club meeting. I don’t know much about the Rotary club, but when I got to their lunch I met with a group of very agreeable oldies. They were mostly pensioners and mostly men, so as I walked in I found myself a little bit snow blinded by the amount of white hair, light summer slacks and sensible shoes.

As old men go, however, they all seemed to be of the pleasant, interested variety, rather than the bitter old grumps I usually come across. They were the type who, if you push the right buttons, will wax lyrical about the workings of the internal combustion engine, Pluto’s geological make up or the sexual reproduction of silk worms. And with an enthusiasm that makes you want to thumb through an encyclopaedia and fill your own brain with similar nuggets of wonderment.

The chairman was particularly excited as he’d just received a new CD-ROM from Rotary International and was looking forward to using it. How thoroughly modern, I thought. I tried to picture him with an iPhone and roller blades but the image didn’t work, so I didn’t tell him about the latest LKPGpod, which covered an outdoor show I organised in the park. (Naturally, young readers of The Local can listen/download by clicking)

During the lunch a nice old man told me that the idea of the talks is to get them thinking about things they might not usually consider. I had been asked to talk about my background and ‘language’s role in comedy’. I spoke about Groucho Marx and Peter Sellers, Hogarth and Shakespeare. High brow, but as I was talking about these things in Swedish, I kept it all simple… It’s an interesting experience to talk about the things I have a degree in in a second language (Yes, my degree did involve studying Groucho).

I finished with the analogy of man being between ‘Ape and Angel’ pulled upwards by heavenly dreams while being dragged backed down by our base animal instincts. The oldies applauded and I was patted on the back several times.

As I was getting on my bike, a man named Bengt approached me. ‘I’ve got a joke in English’, he said…

‘What kind of dog is that?’

‘A watchdog’

‘So, what’s the time?’

I offered him an open spot at the next comedy night….

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Radio Writing

Friday, June 5th, 2009

Friday night… a Guinness… and a warm feeling of having spent the day creatively. Well, relatively creatively…  My pal Palle came round today and we got started on the script for  the pilot episode of a radio sitcom. It’s nothing big, but for a local group of cultural ‘doers’  called the Fiktiva Föreningen who produce podcasts about what’s going on in town. 

A couple of weeks ago they came to a show that we did in the park, which both they and Corren thought was very funny (See the review here). We got chatting and I suggested that what their podcast needs is a little bit of satire, drama and comedy. So the plan is to record a pilot episode at some point during the summer and then, if that works, have a regular 10 minute podcast. I’m really looking forward to it, not only to get in some studio time recording our own material, but also as (hopefully) it will serve as a well produced calling card to bigger and better things.

The writing session went well – we settled on the characters and more or less nailed the first scene. I think Palle and I worked well together – there were no tea breaks and not much procrastination. The only delay was trying to adjust the settings on my script software to radio. 

Another major plus is that writing in Swedish is expanding my vocabulary – for example I learnt the Swedish for ‘the arse end of nowhere’ = ‘Avkrok’ and ‘Have I got death breath?’ = ‘Har jag dålig andedräkt?’. You don’t learn that at SFI…..

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