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Tack så mycket, Baby.

Friday, October 29th, 2010

So Paul Foot’s mini tour of Sweden drew to an end last Sunday and he left audiences either in hysterics or totally confused or both. He’s the kind of comedian that you either love or hate and I definitely fall into the love side. Watching him was an education for me, as he stretched the boundaries of the genre and also of the imagination. I was nothing but impressed by his ability to draw 20 minutes on subjects as benign as Shire horses and vans. He also made me laugh a lot.

I’m not sure what the highlight of his tour was. I am split between the experience of wiping tears from my eyes at Big Ben and looking at the audience, who had not come specifically to see Paul, and their reaction which ranged from one or two giggling uncontrollably, to many laughing without quite knowing why, to confusion, to looks of outright contempt. (Give me a comedian that splits the crowd, anytime.)  Alternatively, my other highlight was watching him do a short guest spot at RAW on Saturday where he finished his set off with the immortal words ‘Tack så mycket, baby.’

Got  a nice little write up too in The Velvet Onion, the place on the Internet where all Boosh related things can be found.

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Dog Days and Showboats

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

The summer rolls on and the lazy days of a dormant Sweden are a joy, albeit a sweaty joy. Everything I need to do is based on how it can be tied in with a camping trip, a day out or a swim in a lake. I was in Stockholm last week to talk to Radio Sweden about Svengelska (link to programme later in the week) which took about an hour. The rest of the day, I spent as a tourist. Next week I’ve got a gig in Gothenburg – and babysitters permitting, this will turn into a romantic two day trip on the west coast.

But last night, I finally found my Swedish idyll. The Sweden that you dream of, that Julie’s Nordic Island lives, the Sweden of isolation, forests, lakes and wilderness.

My old mucker Palle took me out on his boat. It was a small plastic thing with an outboard motor from 1976 that sat very low on the water. A luxury yacht it was not, but it was boat enough to take me, Palle and two kids out to a beach that was only accessible from the water. We swam, chatted, identified trees and birds and failed to catch any fish. I have caught a glimpse of  heaven and I want to see more.

As a result I am more than a little jealous of the crazy antics of Johan Pettersson, who is attempting to row much of the Göta Canal in an inflatable rubber dinghy (including navigating lake Roxen). His aim is to get to Motala in time for the premiere of ‘Showboat’ where he’s performing a small role. So it’s a publicity stunt, but it’s also in the spirit of the likes of Thor Heyerdahl, the kind of adventurer that the modern world needs more of, prepared to follow a dream, however irrational.  I’ve met Johan a couple of times (he is a theatre ‘apa’ from Norrköping) and he’s a nice guy so I can only wish him the best of luck. You can find out more on his blog – windyseglen.

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Sleepless in Stockholm

Saturday, June 5th, 2010

Spent a sunny day in Stockholm on Thursday which was rounded off nicely with a gig at The Liffey. Afterwards, made my way across town to catch the 23.53 train back down south, only to discover that there IS no 23.53 train to Linköping. It was too late to disturb friends who live in Stockholm city centre (who have kids and proper jobs), so I decided to go to a Backpacker’s Hostel. The two I’ve used in the past were full, so I reluctantly accepted that I’d be staying in a hotel. First, I asked at the Scandic. Full. Then Northern Lights. Full. Radisson. Full. At The Queen’s Hotel (which was full), they told me that every bed in central Stockholm was taken thanks to the marathon and an AC/DC concert.

If you ran the marathon or went to watch AC/DC, I hope you enjoy the following story…

I went back to the station and worked out that I could get a bus to Skavsta at 3.30am and then get a bus on from there, so I had but a mere 3 hours to kill in central Stockholm. I wandered the streets of Gamla Stan and Östermalm, Drottningatan and Odenplan. By the end my feet were sore and I was falling asleep on my feet. Just as I was at my most dazed and confused a middle aged woman approached me and asked if I was looking for company. It took me a moment or two to realise that she was in fact a lady of the night, partly, because I have never been propositioned in Swedish, and partly because she looked more like a librarian than a seller of sexual services. Needless to say, I declined and stumbled my way to City Terminalen where I fell asleep in the loving arms of an airport bus.

Today has been super warm. In Stockholm some of the best comedians are performing at Skrattstock. I’d love to play there one day.. maybe next year…

Meanwhile, tonight I’m performing to over a hundred 19 year olds who have just finished gymnasium. I’m looking forward to it – It may not be Skrattstock, but it’s a home crowd, it’s well paid and it’s only a 15 minute walk home.

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Second degree Berns

Saturday, April 3rd, 2010

On Wednesday, I performed at Stockholm’s most exclusive venue, Berns, for the second time in my career. And exclusive is perhaps the best way to describe the experience, with the audience outnumbering the comedians by a grand total of one.

Berns may have glamour written all over it, but there was nothing glamourous about the cellar venue that had an odour about it that I have tried desperately to put into words. It was somewhere between, Red Bull, urine, bleach and Chanel Nr 5. In spite of the smell the audience seemed to have a good time and when they were not too distracted by the video wall playing rain forest scenes on a loop, they laughed out loud. I just hope they appreciated the exclusive milieu.

Meanwhile back in Linköping, I’ve been working hard to get an audience for the show  OFFROAD, which I’m putting on next Saturday and  also beginning to realise how important ice hockey is to the people of the town. LHC (the hockey team rather than the Large Hedron Collider) have been inconsiderate enough to reach the semi final of the Elitserien and their fifth game clashes with the show….  So, if you don’t like hockey and you are looking for some entertainment in Linköping on the 10th April, perhaps you should take yourself OFFROAD

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Burns Night/Berns Night

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

I was invited to a Burns Night at the British Embassy last week. I would have loved to have gone as I am quite partial to a plate of haggis, ‘neeps and tatties, especially when washed down with a single lowland malt. Oh to be in Scotland again….. the bagpipes, the haggis, the heroin and the knife fights… happy days.

Unfortunately, I had to turn them down as I had been booked in to perform at an altogether more Swedish Berns night at Berns Salonger, to be precise. I had been a bit reluctant to do the gig in the first place as it was a showcase night for an events company, but I had convinced myself it would be worth it despite all my instincts saying that it would not be an ideal night for stand up.

When I got there all my worst fears were confirmed. The plan was for acts to alternate between the large stage (musical acts) and the small stage (voice acts). All planned with great precision apart from that it made the assumption that the audience would also be up for switching every twenty minutes or so without getting distracted by the bar, each other or the stand that offered a chance to win a holiday to Thailand in the middle of the hall.

I watched with my heart in my mouth as my friend Zeid (who is one of the most accomplished comedians I know) was more or less ignored by the mingling audience. She seemed to take it in her stride and I thought oh well, may as well just go for it. As it happened, I was on a couple of hours after Zeid, so the audience had got more into the swing of the evening and had already had their fill of shiny holiday brochures. I hopped up at about 10pm and have to say that it went really well. I did a lot of interactive stuff with the audience to get them involved, but I had all the crowd with me throughout. Victory stolen from the maws of disaster.

I’m glad I chose Berns over Burns as it was a chance to meet a couple of new faces and while it remains to be seen whether I get any more gigs from the night, I think I have got a good lead for a couple of decent nights for me to put on in Linköping. One other thing was that my act was photographed professionally. Which means that (at some point) I should have some decent pictures of me playing at one of Stockholm’s top venues. Things seem to be going well with my plate full and my appetite keen… As Rabbie Burns would have said:

Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it;
But we hae meat, and we can eat,
Sae let the Lord be thankit.

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Falling flat..

Friday, December 11th, 2009

It happens sometimes. You fall flat. That’s what makes doing stand up so terrifying and exhilarating. Everytime you fall flat you want to get back up there and achieve the elation of having a great gig. And whenever you have a great gig, riding waves of applause and laughter, you are thankful that you didn’t bomb.

It’s a bit like being a drug addict, I suppose. Always in pursuit of the perfect high. After last night, maybe I should take up heroin. It doesn’t pay so well, but there’s a lot less travel.

I didn’t exactly bomb last night at The Liffey, I just didn’t really fire on all cylinders. I chose the wrong material for the audience. Or it was the right material and the wrong audience. Or maybe I’m just a bit put out that I wasn’t as funny as I have been of late.

My analysis is that I was doing my Swedish act in English rather than doing an English act for an English speaking crowd. I think I have really developed my onstage persona in Swedish and I am now very confident that it works. The trouble was last night, that speaking in my mother tongue, I lost a lot of the charm and naivety that I have when I speak Swedish. Nothing more tedious than a comedian analysing a performance, eh?….You live and learn…

I was also onstage following, without doubt, a far superior comedian. My old mucker, Isak Jansson, who once again showed that he has not only a fantastic command of English but also of a variety of English accents. The audience absolutely adored him and it would have been hard for anyone to top his performance. Mr. Jansson, the night was yours!

OK. Onwards and upwards. Tonight, back to performing in Swedish at a Julbord. Back on the horse… and I’m not talking about heroin (yet).

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School, university…. Irish pub

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

It feels a bit like I’m on the educational fast track. Radio interview at school on Tuesday, then a gig at Linköping University on Wednesday… where will my voyage of learning take me next? An Irish pub in Stockholm, of course… but more of that in a moment.

The gig at the uni was at a place called Baljan, which is in the basement café of C-Huset. I was a little bit reticent about taking on a gig there as it is possibly the worst building to perform in. Acoustically, it is all over the place as Baljan sits at the bottom of a big atrium and is overlooked by three floors. Without going into  the physics of acoustics, this means that the sound can behave very unpredicatably… a quiet conversation can be amplified and music through a speaker can float up to the third floor, bypassing the people on the ground floor. The other thing is that it’s a big space..

For the gig to work we needed a big crowd and a decent PA system….And those good old students came up trumps!

Ten minutes before we were supposed to start, the place filled up completely and the PA system was perfect for the space…  if a bad workman blames his tools, this was not an option..it was down to us to do a decent gig… and guess what. We did just that….

I kicked off and did about 25 minutes with several spontaneous rounds of applause and much laughter. Then I introduced a new guy called Joel Berglund who although a little nervous, had some incredibly good material. He was also just the right age to hit all the right buttons with the crowd. I’m looking forward to seeing him at the club soon. Then finally, Palle did about 20 minutes and rounded off with his ‘Motherfucking Dad Revenge Tour 2009′ routine, which had the students in stitches.

It was so much fun to play to students who were both sharp and up for some smutty humour  (In a nutshell, Bergman and anal sex). Oh to be a student again…..

My education continues tonight at The Liffey in Gamla Stan, at the all English night Laughs At The Liffey. See you there perhaps? I promise to buy a pint for the first person to kiss me on both cheeks and say ‘Bergman and anal sex’

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The Big Five-Oh

Monday, November 16th, 2009

I was in Stockholm on Saturday night to perform at a fiftieth birthday party.

I had some time to kill so met up with my old muckers Bisse and Louis. We met in the café on the second floor of Kulturhuset that overlooks Plattan. In spite of the cultured surroundings it’s hard to sit by the window, and not pretend to be an East German assassin looking down the sights of a rifle. Or maybe it’s just me.

Bisse is my writing partner on the sitcom and Louis is one of the guys behind Laughs At The Liffey. We talked comedy and although we weren’t using high powered weaponry, we managed to character assassinate one or two of the names on the stand up scene.

I got to the party, which was at a great venue called Peder Muur, and asked for the guy who had booked me, whose birthday it was. I was tapped on the shoulder by a guy wearing a proper 50 road sign round his neck. ‘Happy Birthday’, I said.

The gig went well – a nice crowd of intelligent people aged between 40 and 60 who were the right side of tipsy without being too drunk. Louis had tagged along to watch and we stuck around for a bit afterwards to drink beers with the party goers.

The only downer of the night was that the last train back to Linköping, was not only an hour earlier than normal, but had become a bus. I found myself sprinting across town and through Central Station led by Louis (who is clearly younger and fitter than I am) to get to the bus stop with one minute to spare.

A nice evening in the capital… ruined by three hours of cramped sleep on a Swebus.

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Komikaze!

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

Palle and I did the Komikaze run to Stockholm on Tuesday night. Paradoxically, unlike the last time I took to the road with Palle and his son, the journey itself had less of a Kamikaze feel to it. In other words, I drove, and I drove sedately.

It was a pleasant journey in the the golden light  of a Swedish autumn afternoon/evening beautifully lit by the oranges, browns and reds of the trees. It was an uplifting vista and a reminder that when the grey skies clear, Sweden’s autumnal Golden Hours are the best in the world. Even when darkness fell and we got stuck in a traffic jam outside Södertälje, the journey didn’t seem to drag. We were in good time and chewing the fat with Palle about music, comedy and life in general is not only fun but as good for my Swedish as it is detrimental to his as he tends to leave my company speaking a bastardised version of his mother tongue.

Once in Stockholm, it was good to get a sense of the big city again – cars, noise, people, chaos. I love it.

Komikaze is a weekly club in Vasastan at a bar called EGO. The club is run by a refreshingly egoless guy called Mike Räsänen who also runs the website Komikaze, the hub of all things comedy in Sweden.

Doing Komikaze is a bit like a rite of passage, everyone plays there, from complete beginners to the biggest names on the scene. I’ve worked my way slowly up the bill over the last couple of years and on Tuesday I was the second act’s headliner (there were three acts). The compere for the night was Ahmed Berhan who I think is one of the hottest names on the circuit, partly because he is very funny, but also because watching him, he has a sense of truth and danger that other Swedish comedians don’t seem to have.

The night kicked off slowly and, to be honest, the first act was a flop. Palle was starting the second act and I could see that he was nervous…. but he’s an old punk (very old, he’s 48) and thankfully, he flicked on the aged rockstar switch. He started with his catchphrase of ‘Hello, Motherfuckers!’, which is all the funnier when you picture a tall, skinny, grey haired teacher talking to Stockholm’s young fashionistas. Palle had got the evening going. Oh yes!

There were a couple of other comics on before me, including a guy called Fredrik Lord, who wasn’t half bad and also knew alot about obscure music. I came on and, without getting all egotistical (well, we were in EGO), I stormed it. I tried out a few new jokes that went down really well and improvised a little bit too. Well done me: Big ego in EGO.

Palle and I celebrated with a late night cappuccino and cheesecake in a trendy Stockholm cafe and then headed back to Linköping, both of us feeling good, knowing that we have both gone up a couple of notches in Stockholm recognition.

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Paid by the word

Monday, October 26th, 2009

Well… two words to be exact.

About a month ago, you may recall, I went up to Eskilstuna to make a short informational film for Volvo Wheel Loaders where I got to drive at high speeds round a top secret test track on the mother of all twenty-nine-tonne diggers like a fantastical mutation of Bob The Builder and Jeremy Clarkson (a dichotomy of an image that still fills me both with self-loathing and a degree of sexual arousal).

Up in Solna, they’ve been cutting the film and there were a couple of changes to be made. Literally.

So today, I met up with the director in Linköping, found a location with a similar sound quality to a test track and changed the word ‘four’ to ’several’ and ‘the’ to ‘a’. Job done. Or as Bob The Builder might say ‘Can We Fix It? Yes We Can!’

The working day over by half ten, I sauntered into town to meet Palle and David to talk about the radio project we have been trying to find a time to record. We met in a café (Or as Byggare Bob might say ‘Kan Vi Fika? Ja, Det Kan Vi!’) and in theory have found a date to record if the rest of the cast are free.

Off to Stockholm tomorrow night with Palle to perform at Komikaze which I’m looking forward to… will try out some newish material, catch up with a few people and see a couple of names I haven’t seen before. Fun fun fun.

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