…sings Uffie in her song ‘Ready to Uff’. Brats. Or in Swedish stekare. I think I’ve never seen such a stereotypical group of people before. How they look like? Brats are rich (or at least pretend to be) and always dressed in very expensive designer clothes (Chanel, Gucci, Hugo Boss, etc). Their skin is so tanned that I’m wondering if they really live in Sweden and not somewhere in Miami. Huge Ray-Ban sunglasses underline this summer feeling.
That’s not that strange so far. Sometimes I also buy expensive clothes and I want so badly Ray-Ban sunglasses. Ok, I prefer porcelain white doll skin but I can understand if people in Nordic countries need some sun during the long and cold winters.
But what the hell happened to the hair of the guys? How it looks like? Slicked-back with masses of hair gel!
Like here…



I really don’t want to insult anybody but if you have such a haircut in Germany you might be in the porn business. I mean how can anybody have this style in 2009?? And the weirdest thing is that almost every brat proudly has this haircut. Maybe it is some kind of ‘must-have’ if you want to party at all the fancy clubs at Stureplan in Stockholm?! Or is it symbol for wealth in Sweden? Well, then I prefer to be poor.
Maybe brats just need some inspirations and impulses for a new haircut. Here’s my offer to you if you are a brat. I will go with you to the hairdresser and together we devise a new hairstyle for you. I promise you will look fantastic. And don’t worry! You won’t have a crew cut just because I’m German. I think it looks as horrible as slicked-back hair.
I promise you that all the girls will love you. There’s just one thing that I want to have for my advice…your Ray-Ban sunglasses…
Pictures from Mattiasa.



























































my grandma would have called that hairstyle “koslick” (cow lick)
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well, ofc I’m not sure about sweden, but at least in some circles in germany this haircut or at least variations of it are still in use. and prob. won’t go away anytime soon. Also, I’m pretty sure the males in porn don’t wear designer clothes (if any clothes at all). just saying.
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