An Alien in Sweden

A blog about my move from England and my new life in Sweden.
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17 days to go – Fear of the word “Hej”

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

If there is one thing that I am more worried about it’s food shopping. Not the actual shopping itself but getting to the checkout. Currently I feel like a seven year old child when being accompanied by his mother when I visit a store. I stand there listening to a conversation I cannot understand and nod politely in agreement.

I don’t want to rely on my girlfriend to do a shop. There will be times where I will want to leave the flat and go grab a sandwich or something to eat. But for some reason I tend to freeze when the shop assistant says the word “Hej”. Part of me wants to shout out “HEY!” just as the fonze did in Happy Days and hold two thumbs in the air, but I know that they will probably section me for being crazy.

But it is these simple things that are the most important to overcome. Going to a bar I feel is different, they will have more Swedish/English speaking people than a store would and I am certainly not going to say “I’m British” when I am in a store. I must learn how to say the simplest of things and converse (by the way anybody know a good private Swedish tutor in Norrkoping? ;)

For now the fear of the word “Hej” is a large one. Just like the child accompanying their mother to a store I want to join in the conversation but I don’t want to appear to be a fool. So maybe the Fonzie approach is the best until then. Just smile politely and point those thumbs. All together now.

HEY!

Fonz

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Go Swedish!

Thursday, July 22nd, 2010

Like me are you still in the process of learning Swedish? Since I began I’ve tried nearly all types of methods. These include CD’s, DVD’s private lessons, hanging around the Swedish pub in London, translation apps on Iphone, Podcasts and videos.

One of the best I have found is on YouTube called “Go Swedish

The lessons are easily structured, fun to follow and best of all free! They certainly won’t convert you into a fluent speaking Swede but if your after a good starting point then click on the link above and watch.

Njut!

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Learning the language

Monday, March 8th, 2010

Moving to a new country is not an easy task. Especially when it is a country that requires a new language.

Dozens of my friends have moved over here from places like Australia, America, New Zealand and Canada but the main difference is that moving do London did not require them to learn a new language. The last language that I learnt was German and that was some 20 years ago in school! But I was good and left with an ‘A’ grade.

Living in London and doing what I do it is difficult to find the time to attend language schools. So over the past two years I have been learning how to read and write Swedish and will say that I am more than fluent. I can now pick up a newspaper and read it with no problems at all and also writing is fairly much up to speed.

The problem though lies with speaking. Some days I am able to understand all that I hear on TV, other days it seems that aliens have sucked any Swedish intelligence from my very head. Of course I would love a pet Babel Fish (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy) but alas we are still several thousands of years away from such technology…or are we?

I read with interest today that Google are going to begin trialling a new system on the Iphone/Android phones were someone who is a non English speaker will soon be able to have a telephone conversation with an English speaker with no problems at all. The aim is that someone will speak in say Swedish and then Google voice translation will translate this into English and speak it the other end.

Now whilst this is a wonderful way to overcome a very simple problem it clearly is not the answer. When I made the decision to move to Sweden learning all about the country and the language was my ultimate achievement. If you do not speak the language then basically you are going to be put in a very difficult situation, regardless of how many Swedes speak English.

I still have a year until I move so I will have more opportunities to learn. So far I’m hanging around the Harcourt Arms pub (great way to not only get drunk but also watch Swedish TV and hear Swedes talk), watching SVT highlights on my Iphone (though I don’t think that watching Dolph Lundgren clips is really helping that much).

No this summer I must master the language like my life depended on it. Because after all, it just may one day.

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