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The journal of language rookie Patrick Reilly

Day 21 – Juvenile Behaviour

Sometimes I need to remind myself that I am in fact 28-years of age and not 12. Today in our weekly conversation class we were having a polite chat about Swedish customs when the word ‘prick’ entered the lexicon which in my adopted tongue means to ‘arrive on the dot’ being the timely Scandinavians and all. Our conversationalist kept emphasizing the ‘ick’ and it was inevitable I was going to crack, while my Croatian classmate who was au fait with the word, broke into hysterics also. I managed to explain in my limited svenska that in English it means something altogether different and then we all wet ourselves laughing. The joys of adulthood.

We’ve now progressed onto Kurs C and to celebrate we had a minitest. Today’s one went better than previous attempts as we had to use our imagination to complete sentences plus we had to recite the parts of the body. Went pretty well but then again I’ve said that before. By the time we complete this section in May I should be able understand forms, send a text and have some ‘kunskap’ of my new country beyond that of Abba and Sven-Goran Eriksson.

Speaking remains the hardest part for me but yesterday I did overcome a tiny mental block by asking for cash back in the local supermarket in svenska. My heart was pounding as I expected the cashier to hand me my immigration forms if I screwed up but I wormed my way through and left my second home of Hemköp with a spring in my step. If you’re wondering why I spend an eternity in a supermarket it’s because I’m usually handed a list in Swedish and spend an age trying to remember the figure out the difference between ananas and banan.

Speaking of which I must make a swift dash as I hear there is a sale on Skånerost…

P.S. Picked up a copy of 8 Sidor in the school library. I hope I’m not imbuing the work of their newscrew but they’ve produced a quick, easy read which is ideal for us beginners. You can listen to the news on their website which is valuable way of learning and NO I’m not after a job with them. Ye cynics.

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11 responses to “Day 21 – Juvenile Behaviour”

  1. Monica says:

    The word “prick’ has a double meaning here in the States. So I was laughing also. :o )

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  2. Dean says:

    I think I would have creased up in that situation. Love your blog, just the sort of scenario that I will be going through myself VERY soon!

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  3. swedetalker says:

    Cheers for the support. I seem to recall the word ’shag’ having a different meaning when I was living in the States also.

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  4. Miguel Espinoza says:

    Hahahahaha did you get “the bunker” again? ;)

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  5. kurt says:

    I just went to my first sfi class last night. small class size and a very serious teacher. They started me in kurs C. I could understand 75% of what she said. How would I know if I’m in the right class?

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  6. swedetalker says:

    Aye indeed min vän. We need a couple of ‘element’ in that room to warm it up a bit. Freezing my rocks off!

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  7. swedetalker says:

    If you understand 75% of what is being said Kurs C may be too easy for you. They will likely test you to see what your level of Swedish is and move you up to a higher level if necessary. Hope you are enjoying the lessons. Lycka till!

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  8. Hilda says:

    Lycka till, Paddy! Currently enjoying Paddy’s day in Ireland, by the way… Here’s a pint for you! Left Sweden with my partner coz I couldn’t get a job after a year. Hope you have better luck! I still try to speak pidgin Swedish here in the Emerald Isles though :)

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  9. swedetalker says:

    Cheers for the Paddy’s day wishes. It was a quite one over making me nostalgic for all the midday vomiting on O’Connell street ;)

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  10. Leslie says:

    Swedetalker, I don’t know if you have access to iTunes, but 8sidor has a podcast for free there are you can get the daily news for the past 2 years. I have found it very helpful!

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  11. swedetalker says:

    Indeed I do. Twill definitely subscribe to 8sidor for my daily dose of audio news from now on :)

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