Despite years of counselling, marriage guidance and fake family outings; a young child was left outside the Swedish Parliament today with no home to go to, when his two guardians decided to go there separate ways.
One onlooker said “the poor boy looked totally lost and as though his life did not have any meaning anymore”.
The boys mother, Moaner, was seen frantically trying to drum up support for a new child (ED – surely seen frantically coming the streets of Stockholm in search of her child?). She had turned her back on this poor boy after years of fostering him in the ways of politics (ED – surely nurturing him for adulthood?).
His father, a bearded, bedraggled man in a rather dowdy jacket also seemed not to care that the apple of his eye was missing from the family coalition (ED – are you sure? Don’t you mean family home?). His Dad was last seen leaving parliament on a bicycle leaving a trail of carbon footprints behind him.
Police have appealed for the public’s help in finding the lost boy, who answers to the name of Lars. Anyone making contact with him should take him to the nearest job centre (ED – you’re fired – you mean Police station!).
Lars Ohly is 56.