(edit title) Has anybody had a cystometri Serious answer. Probably not! Options

[intrepidfox]

Has anybody had a cystometri.

It sounds really nasty and i keep getting nightmares with Jonas Gardell in my dreams and my misses is constantly winding me up.

But seriously has anybody ever had this procedure.

[byke]

Male or female?

[intrepidfox]

Male thus the worry about Jonas Gardell being the doctor

[byke]

OK, I dont know really where to start as while I havent had that particular procedure I have had something similar. I bottled the first appointment and cancelled my appointment.

Eventually I went back and did something that went up the japs eye.
I must admit I refused to look and did get a glimpse of something I kinda wish I never saw.

So make sure you dont peek.
I am not going to lie and say it was pleasant, as it wasn't.
But, had I been less stressed then I am sure it would have been easier.

I think the worst part is no matter how nice the nurses may be, its a vulnerable situation and this adds to the issue.

What they usually reverse engineer if you get my drift (2 puns in one there) has a numbing substance in usually. But I cant explain what a weird sensation it is. Its not super painful, but it just doesn't feel right.

Now here is my advice.
I think afterwards is the worst as if you are stressed prior - it could be a large release afterwards.
You may feel bruised inside ... I did and thats where I made my mistake. As I decided that since I had it done in the morning, I wasnt going to drink anything for a good amount of time as I didnt want to have a piss afterwards.

BIG MISTAKE.

The shit they pump into you is sticky, and dries like a glue after a while.
And makes it really hard to piss, if you leave it for a long time.

I ended up in the hospital late at night 1am worried that I couldnt piss ... only to discover I hadnt drank enough. Eventually after drinking I went for a slash (notice I am using lots of manly words in this description - lol) and the pain was like nothing I had ever felt before. I was standing up, and then I was on the floor. It wasnt a lasting pain but an intense pain that was as short as me straining to piss. This pain was a combination of bruising and dried lube that had turned almost to a glue all up the pipe.

After I eventually got it out, I felt a little sore but happy and went home.
After that it was tender for a day or 2 but nothing nasty ... more so just uncomfortable and I was very protective of it.

In many ways there is a masculine part of me that wants to scare you.
But I must say that I came out feeling very liberated by the experience.
Knowing that I had overcome my fears and it was fairly quick.

So ... go in, dont look and be relaxed.
And it will be allot easier for you.

And make sure you have a piss within 2 hours of the procedure.
And if you have a partner, really rub in the ordeal

[claudiacpc]

Haha! Thanks, byke! I'm female, but I found that a really good read.

[Gamla Hälsingebock]

Does this help?

http://www.burlingtoncountyobgyn.com/pdf/cystometrics.pdf

[intrepidfox]

OK, I dont know really where to start as while I havent had that particular procedure I have had something similar. I bottled the first appointment and cancelled my appointmen ... (show full quote)

OK, I dont know really where to start as while I havent had that particular procedure I have had something similar. I bottled the first appointment and cancelled my appointment.

Eventually I went back and did something that went up the japs eye.
I must admit I refused to look and did get a glimpse of something I kinda wish I never saw.

So make sure you dont peek.
I am not going to lie and say it was pleasant, as it wasn't.
But, had I been less stressed then I am sure it would have been easier.

I think the worst part is no matter how nice the nurses may be, its a vulnerable situation and this adds to the issue.

What they usually reverse engineer if you get my drift (2 puns in one there) has a numbing substance in usually. But I cant explain what a weird sensation it is. Its not super painful, but it just doesn't feel right.

Now here is my advice.
I think afterwards is the worst as if you are stressed prior - it could be a large release afterwards.
You may feel bruised inside ... I did and thats where I made my mistake. As I decided that since I had it done in the morning, I wasnt going to drink anything for a good amount of time as I didnt want to have a piss afterwards.

BIG MISTAKE.

The shit they pump into you is sticky, and dries like a glue after a while.
And makes it really hard to piss, if you leave it for a long time.

I ended up in the hospital late at night 1am worried that I couldnt piss ... only to discover I hadnt drank enough. Eventually after drinking I went for a slash (notice I am using lots of manly words in this description - lol) and the pain was like nothing I had ever felt before. I was standing up, and then I was on the floor. It wasnt a lasting pain but an intense pain that was as short as me straining to piss. This pain was a combination of bruising and dried lube that had turned almost to a glue all up the pipe.

After I eventually got it out, I felt a little sore but happy and went home.
After that it was tender for a day or 2 but nothing nasty ... more so just uncomfortable and I was very protective of it.

In many ways there is a masculine part of me that wants to scare you.
But I must say that I came out feeling very liberated by the experience.
Knowing that I had overcome my fears and it was fairly quick.

So ... go in, dont look and be relaxed.
And it will be allot easier for you.

And make sure you have a piss within 2 hours of the procedure.
And if you have a partner, really rub in the ordeal ... (hide full quote)

Does this help?. http://www.burlingtoncountyobgyn.com/pdf/cystometrics.pdf

Thanks both off you. I was waiting for lots off p..s takers but the info was great. I have also cancelled before but it´s my health which is important and i´ve had worse things happen before anyway with ops. thanks again.

[byke]

One other bit of advice, use it (if you know what I mean) a fair bit before you have it done.

This will help increase blood flow to the area and keep the tissue in good shape.
As while you obviously don't want to visit the nurses standing to attention, you don't want to go in cold either as that will result in a forced stretching depending on the tool used.

Just make sure there's no smegma left when you go in.

I think it's fair to say that this is a time where size does matter.
As I don't think the tools used come in different sizes, more so a one size fits all ... So a well circulated area will be able to receive such tools if it's happy.

[intrepidfox]

I underwent this process today.

It was nasty, really nasty. Painful, uncomfortable and embarassing. I wouldn´t wish it on my worst enemy. Trying to have a pee afterwards is like pissing out boiling water.

I will never do that again.

[byke]

I know you found it tough, but good on you for maning up and doing what needed to be done.
I think it's fair to say that no one bullshitted you prior to your appointment, and with that information you still knew what you had to do, and followed through.

To be honest I think I have blocked out the worst aspects of it, but do know that after having the monte blanc wedged up the jap eye ... I felt a certain accomplishment after doing it, knowing that if I could do that and go through with it, then anything else must seem mundane in comparison.

So good for you.
Hopefully you won't have to do that again.

[Svensksmith]

Now I'm dreading growing old.