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End of the world?

Mayan calendar

Frubutterfly
post 21.Dec.2012, 11:15 AM
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Joined: 21.Dec.2012

In the spirit of David Letterman humor.

So today is the end of the world? Top ten list.

10. I thought you were buying the survival pod?
9. I told you we would never see our Social Security checks.
8. No, we don´t need more milk.
7. You can stop for toilet paper.
6. Don´t forget to turn off the coffee pot.
5. I already opened my Christmas presents.
4. I´ll wait for you on the other side.
3. Who are these Mayan people anyway?
2. So I won´t be getting the breast implants?
1. Should of eaten more bacon.
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Rick Methven
post 21.Dec.2012, 12:23 PM
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Location: Linköping
Joined: 30.Nov.2005

Well the time that the world was supposed to end was 11:11 GMT.
As I am posting this 10 minutes after that time, can I now assume that I can stop sticking my head between my legs to kiss my ass goodbye?

It is really very uncomfortable standing like this blink.gif
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byke
post 21.Dec.2012, 12:28 PM
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Location: Europe
Joined: 28.Oct.2008

Maybe the christians have got it right instead?
My kids Christmas Advent calendars (with chocolates inside) go up only until the 25th Dec.
Could the real death of the world, fall upon the birth of Jesus Christ?

/irony.
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Yorkshireman
post 21.Dec.2012, 12:34 PM
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Joined: 22.Nov.2011

QUOTE (byke @ 21.Dec.2012, 12:28 PM) *
Maybe the christians have got it right instead?My kids Christmas Advent calendars (with chocolates inside) go up only until the 25th Dec.Could the real death of the world, fal ... (show full quote)

There is nothing in the Bible (nor Gospels) that says Jesus was bron on the 25th nor that Christmas is a Christian celebration.
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Marcosgt
post 21.Dec.2012, 01:09 PM
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Joined: 29.Jan.2012

Mayans have NEVER stated that the world will end, this is a FALSE claim by media and its totally wrong in every sense possible. Mayans stated that the sun would finishe an era, meaning that it finishes a cycle in the universe and starts a new cycle, (sort of like when earth finishes a cycle around the sun, what we call new year) and Mayans said that these new cycle would bring positive things and harmony to people if we all act toward it, it did not state the end of the world.
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Gamla Hälsingebock
post 21.Dec.2012, 03:30 PM
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Joined: 21.Dec.2006

The Earth...goes...around the Sun?

Wasn't Galileo wrong?
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