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Mascot needed for the BBC (Brunette Babes Club)
*Cyberfluff*
post 28.Nov.2005, 05:26 PM
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Andrew volunteered, but in light of his steep fees and tight schedule, open auditions seem to be the way to go.

Us: Brunette Babes

You: Mascot

Qualifications: Must like being adored and stroked (your ego and or tummy!) - good footrubs and ability to mix cocktails a bonus, but not required.

[img]http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/878.gif[/img]
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Braderunner Rennuredarb
post 28.Nov.2005, 05:39 PM
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Errr... **CENSORED** [img]http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1370.gif[/img]
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Andrew Robertson
post 28.Nov.2005, 05:43 PM
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Melanie wrote:

"Andrew volunteered, but in light of his steep fees and tight schedule, open auditions seem to be the way to go.

Us: Brunette Babes

You: Mascot

Qualifications: Must like being adored and stroked (your ego and or tummy!) - good footrubs and ability to mix cocktails a bonus, but not required."

I might offer you brunette babes a small discount for my services but only if you promise to rub my tummy first Melanie. :wink:

Andrew xxx
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*Cyberfluff*
post 28.Nov.2005, 05:56 PM
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I give excellent tummy rubs. And I have a not-so-secret penchant for slightly fuzzy boy tummies.
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Andrew Robertson
post 28.Nov.2005, 06:09 PM
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Yeah baby... 8) . Well I adore a good tummy rub but it must be done with the palm of the hand (not the fingers) and the hand must transmit good energy to me. In return I have been known to send super nice tingles back in the opposite direction until they rise up all the way up the chest, through the neck and into the face. You know, that feeling right here.

Andrew xxx.
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Citrus
post 28.Nov.2005, 08:07 PM
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"get a room!"
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*Cyberfluff*
post 28.Nov.2005, 09:20 PM
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I think Mr. Monday just threw his hat in the ring. [img]http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/878.gif[/img]

Mr. Monday, would you be willing to consider Bilar in leiu of SEK?
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Citrus
post 28.Nov.2005, 09:26 PM
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no my tummy is not the friendly-rubbable type; it growls if you go near it :shock:
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*Cyberfluff*
post 28.Nov.2005, 09:31 PM
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Even when it's full of Bilar? :shock:
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*Kodos*
post 28.Nov.2005, 09:33 PM
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Bilar!!!!

*snaps Monday's stick and proceeds to eat and eat and eat...*
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Citrus
post 28.Nov.2005, 09:34 PM
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surely you mean "even when it's not" full of...


lol kang,

*calls security to come pry kang away from endangered stash*
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*Cyberfluff*
post 28.Nov.2005, 09:43 PM
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Looks like you might need to work for Bilar after all!

So... compensation in the form of Bilar and beer makes for unrubbable tummies, hmm? We may have to rethink our plan.
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*Kodos*
post 28.Nov.2005, 09:55 PM
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*kang starts chewing on Security's legs...*
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Citrus
post 28.Nov.2005, 10:03 PM
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*throw hands in the air in defeat and storms out of the room a broken, penniless man*
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*Kodos*
post 28.Nov.2005, 10:11 PM
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*follows Monday with handfuls of bilar and hugs*
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