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Doctor fired for 'anal massage' technique

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post 4.Apr.2006, 01:01 PM
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Doctor fired for 'anal massage' technique

A Swedish doctor who has previously been cautioned in Sweden for using a controversial 'anal massage' technique to cure headaches has been fired from his job in Norway. "I'm different, but cleverer," he says.

Full article: http://www.thelocal.se/article.php?ID=3467
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Alfredo
post 4.Apr.2006, 01:12 PM
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Rolling on the floor laughing, bottom massages all round !
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*David OL*
post 4.Apr.2006, 01:21 PM
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"I have made it impossible for myself within the healthcare sector because I behave childishly sometimes. I am different, but cleverer."

Childish to massage someones arse?
Dr. D Sanchez thinks not! :wink:
(the butt of all jokes).

:twisted:
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Markbase with an Invisibl...
post 4.Apr.2006, 01:32 PM
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Seeing the words "fired" and "anal" in the same sentence makes me step back apprehensively.

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Fredde
post 4.Apr.2006, 01:41 PM
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I would like to see his medical justification for doing said technique..
Most headaches are tension related which may be due to dehydration, malnuitrition, bad posture or excessive muscle strain.
There are several very easy techniques to "cure" the headaches using massage of key small muscle groups in the neck at the base of the skull or pressure points around the eye (clears up tension headache from strained eyes and helps remove frown related tension).
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Alfredo
post 4.Apr.2006, 01:47 PM
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It is a bit cheeky, isn't it ...
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Fish Eye
post 4.Apr.2006, 01:50 PM
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The " finger up your bum" technique probably works because it makes you forget about the headache...haha!
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*Kodos*
post 4.Apr.2006, 02:57 PM
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Gosh...

I can't even muster up a good catheter joke for this one.
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Julie Ryman
post 4.Apr.2006, 03:03 PM
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WOW, my doctor just prescribes migraine medication, must not have thought of that, huh?
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*David OL*
post 4.Apr.2006, 03:05 PM
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Kang: not even something as simple as:

- somebody needs to 'point' this bloke in the right direction
- I said massage, not assage
- this is how I usually massage a shit head

I could go on, but it'll just get worse... :x
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Sergeantofstockholm
post 4.Apr.2006, 03:07 PM
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and here is that magic finger in full

http://www.dagbladet.no/dinside/2006/04/04/462763.html

wow
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Alfredo
post 4.Apr.2006, 03:11 PM
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Rolling on the floor laughing, Sergeant ... there's got to be some doctor doctor jokes in this ...
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Sergeantofstockholm
post 4.Apr.2006, 03:12 PM
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well - he's just a patsy - they ought to be going after the ringleader

I wonder if they'll find any stool pigeons
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post 4.Apr.2006, 03:13 PM
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One word: Bummer.

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*Kodos*
post 4.Apr.2006, 03:13 PM
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QUOTE (David OL)
Kang: not even something as simple as:

- somebody needs to 'point' this bloke in the right direction
- I said massage, not assage
- this is how I usually massage a shit head

I could go on, but it'll just get worse... :x
tongue.gif


Well...my humour lies more within the bounds of colonoscopy jokes.

You said, "assage." roflmfao
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