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SWEDISH MAN TURNED INTO A WOMAN

*Mummerset*
post 22.Oct.2007, 07:18 PM
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Dear people
Now when the dark autumn days are coming followed by rain, wind and boring Swedes dressed badly in winter coats which are on average 10 years old let us imagine following news.

When a Swedish 39 year old man Ingmar S.took an ordinary flight from Bangkok to Arlanda he never could have imagined that that moment would change his life for ever. During the whole flight he was sleeping peacefully. Just before boarding the plane he drunk five bottles of beer and two bottles of wine and felt dizzy. The flight passed without any incidents but when Ingmar S. went to the toilet a surprise waited for him. He unzipped his trousers and instead of his penis a perfect shaped woman's vagina waited for him. Ingmar S. believed he was dreaming but when he looked in the mirror he saw that he got huge breasts. He took a taxi and when he arrived home and took off his clothes he understood he was no longer a man but a woman. Luckily, he is living alone so there was nobody in his flat who could be chocked but Ingmar S. felt ashamed and did not dare to leave his flat for a whole week. The doctors who examined him still cannot understand what had happened. Among many of the scientists who discussed the strange incident is Dr.James Watson who got the Nobel Prize and was criticized because of his statements about the intelligence of the black people. He told the papers that he always knew that Swedish women are stronger than Swedish man and it is only a matter of time when the whole Swedish nation will turn into women.

Ingmar S who is working at the Post will keep his job although he is complaining that now when he is a woman his salary is 20% lower. He changed his male name into female Ingrid.
He also told us that he is overjoyed with his new life and he is searching for a man to marry and get pregnant for the first time in his life.
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Fjällräv
post 22.Oct.2007, 07:44 PM
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Location: Stockholm
Joined: 25.Jan.2006

What the fook are you on about?!
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Ewise
post 22.Oct.2007, 08:08 PM
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Joined: 30.Apr.2007

So now we know Bang's identity...

Ingmar S!!!

Hope the new equipment works out for you!
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PrinceKnight
post 9.Nov.2008, 10:31 AM
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Location: Uppsala
Joined: 17.Aug.2008

At least this case didn't cost the Swedish taxpayer anything.
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olecraicher
post 9.Nov.2008, 11:55 AM
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Joined: 21.Aug.2008

QUOTE (Majcicu Vam Jebem Svedske Svinhe)
Dear people
Now when the dark autumn days are coming followed by rain, wind and boring Swedes dressed badly in winter coats which are on average 10 years old let us imagine following news.

When a Swedish 39 year old man Ingmar S.took an ordinary flight from Bangkok to Arlanda he never could have imagined that that moment would change his life for ever. During the whole flight he was sleeping peacefully. Just before boarding the plane he drunk five bottles of beer and two bottles of wine and felt dizzy. The flight passed without any incidents but when Ingmar S. went to the toilet a surprise waited for him. He unzipped his trousers and instead of his penis a perfect shaped woman's vagina waited for him. Ingmar S. believed he was dreaming but when he looked in the mirror he saw that he got huge breasts. He took a taxi and when he arrived home and took off his clothes he understood he was no longer a man but a woman. Luckily, he is living alone so there was nobody in his flat who could be chocked but Ingmar S. felt ashamed and did not dare to leave his flat for a whole week. The doctors who examined him still cannot understand what had happened. Among many of the scientists who discussed the strange incident is Dr.James Watson who got the Nobel Prize and was criticized because of his statements about the intelligence of the black people. He told the papers that he always knew that Swedish women are stronger than Swedish man and it is only a matter of time when the whole Swedish nation will turn into women.

Ingmar S who is working at the Post will keep his job although he is complaining that now when he is a woman his salary is 20% lower. He changed his male name into female Ingrid.
He also told us that he is overjoyed with his new life and he is searching for a man to marry and get pregnant for the first time in his life.


They turned em' all into daiper changing, strolling pushing, metreosexuals. Must have been that Black wizard Dr. Yakub who invented the evil White man in a blotched experiment 6000 years ago.

http://www.seventhfam.com/temple/books/black_man/blk54.htm
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Northernline
post 9.Nov.2008, 12:44 PM
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QUOTE (olecraicher)
They turned em' all into daiper changing, strolling pushing, metreosexuals. Must have been that Black wizard Dr. Yakub who invented the evil White man in a blotched experiment 6000 years ago.

http://www.seventhfam.com/temple/books/black_man/blk54.htm


Yes, and now Dr. Yakub can finally rest in his grave now that Mr. Obama is here to round up all you white degenerates...now it's time for you to try out the shackles! :wink:
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Janie
post 9.Nov.2008, 08:26 PM
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Joined: 18.Jul.2007

When he landed in Sweden as a woman, with a man's passport, how did he get through customs?
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post 9.Nov.2008, 08:48 PM
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Location: Västerås
Joined: 20.Sep.2008

A police man saw that he or she was so beautiful so he let him or her pass. :wink:
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