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What is Sweden famous for?

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Streja
post 15.Oct.2009, 12:10 PM
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Even nuttier...bring dynamite on the plane.

LOLOL!

Perhaps the Swedish education system is not as bad as was suggested here. You people are notorious on this forum for being nutty and having poor eyesight.
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byke
post 15.Oct.2009, 12:10 PM
Post #32
Location: Europe
Joined: 28.Oct.2008

QUOTE (Streja @ 15.Oct.2009, 01:02 PM) *
You people are so weird. You can't read.. "Hey darling, I didn't get you anything but please log on to Pirate Bay."



QUOTE (FROM THE ORIGINAL POSTER)
Just out of curiosity, I have another question...what comes to your mind when you think of Sweden??



LOLZ
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Princess P
post 15.Oct.2009, 12:15 PM
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Location: Not in Sweden
Joined: 19.Dec.2006

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craicen
post 15.Oct.2009, 12:49 PM
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Joined: 2.Oct.2009

Did no one mention Snus? What other nation besides some head hunters in the Brazilan rainforest (the Yanamano come to mind) walk around with a lip full of snus?

How about sandwiches without a top?

More:

Rullator (advanced walkers for the aged)
Äldeböende (old folks homes everywhere)
Lucia (poor imitation of a clan rally)
Surströmming (rotten fish in a can)
Female sex tourism (Wrinkled old hags who fly South to mate with native jigilos)
Brown eye bleaching (yes, folks Swedish women are known for bleaching their third eye, pink is prettier)
Suckling males (yep, some men are trying to suckle their children here)
Swingers and S&M (Svenson has some skeletons in his closet)
Gay Culture (is there a gay gene here? Even straight men act gayish)
Angry doormen (doormen at pubs seem to have something stuck up their butts)
Angry Fuzz (the fuzz also seem to have the same problem as doormen)
Quiet neighbors ( shshhh, Swedes don't like noise)
Individualism (more people living alone by choice than anywhere)
Intolerance (most intolerant, tolerant people on earth. PC Puritainism)
Lack of emotion (Swedes like the world to be a lagom-mediocre grey, no hate but no love either)
Restlessness (unhappy in his homeland, the Swede seeks solace in foreign adventures)
Bought wives (more wives bought from Asia and Africa than any other place)

Did I miss something?
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byke
post 15.Oct.2009, 01:09 PM
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Location: Europe
Joined: 28.Oct.2008

QUOTE (craicen @ 15.Oct.2009, 01:49 PM) *
Brown eye bleaching (yes, folks Swedish women are known for bleaching their third eye, pink is prettier)


I thought ass bleaching was banned across europe.?

We also all forgot that sweden sells allot of weapons to the FARC
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craicen
post 15.Oct.2009, 01:49 PM
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I forgot:

Raggarare (what my mom would call Greasers)

Bugg (the boogie woogie?)

Neo Nazis (not allowed to express his love of his people by the PC puritains, some disenfranshised Swedes turn into very angry young men)

AFA (Swedes who seem to be malnourished from vegan diets and suffering from hormone problems related to masculinity, get angry and go the opposite direction as the nazis and become the shock troops and terrorist of the PC brigrade, going about persecuting heritics. But really the same thing as the Nazis, angry young men)

Ugly shoes (you always now the Swede in a foerign airport for his/her cheap tasteless shoes.

Souless home decoration (Swedish homes give you a chill. And why is everything white? Gives it a hospital feel)

Speaking American English (but being unaware of it)

Eating American fast food (they even eat texmex)

Potatoes







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jack sprat
post 15.Oct.2009, 02:40 PM
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Joined: 15.Sep.2006

QUOTE (craicen @ 15.Oct.2009, 01:49 PM) *
Ugly shoes (you always now the Swede in a foerign airport for his/her cheap tasteless shoes.

Flares,.(Shades of Abba),...until fairly recently they still thought that flares were the latest fashion trend.

For a typical presie I suggest a Blonde Barbie Doll,...little different to the real thing with all the false bits and pieces.
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craicen
post 15.Oct.2009, 04:16 PM
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QUOTE (byke @ 15.Oct.2009, 01:09 PM) *
I thought ass bleaching was banned across europe.?. We also all forgot that sweden sells allot of weapons to the FARC

I like to be the copper investigating suspected cases of ass bleaching.
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craicen
post 15.Oct.2009, 04:18 PM
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Imagine the "undercover work" needed to bust those nefarious ass bleaching rings.
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Snoopy!
post 15.Oct.2009, 04:41 PM
Post #40
Location: Skåne
Joined: 14.Aug.2006

You have all heard of the Moon , haven't yeeees ! & likely seen images from when man was first on the moon!

I´m surprised no one has mentioned Hasselblad

And its 40 years !
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norling
post 16.Oct.2009, 12:52 AM
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Location: United States
Joined: 26.Jul.2009

QUOTE (craicen @ 15.Oct.2009, 12:49 PM) *
Did no one mention Snus? What other nation besides some head hunters in the Brazilan rainforest (the Yanamano come to mind) walk around with a lip full of snus?How about sandw ... (show full quote)

You seem most unhappy. As to the bought wives do you have provenance to support that claim?
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jack sprat
post 16.Oct.2009, 01:18 AM
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Joined: 15.Sep.2006

...and you seem like one very unhappy,(or typical),Swedophile with no sense of humour... huh.gif.... biggrin.gif
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Streja
post 16.Oct.2009, 09:02 AM
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Joined: 10.Jul.2006

QUOTE (byke @ 15.Oct.2009, 01:10 PM) *
LOLZ

It's nutty to respond to trolls! smile.gif
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Streja
post 16.Oct.2009, 09:03 AM
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Jack, you're a Swedehater with no sense of humour so the two of you have many things in common.
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jack sprat
post 16.Oct.2009, 09:30 AM
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Joined: 15.Sep.2006

Been in love with too many Swedes for that to be true Streja,..and still am,...so dont jump to wrong conclusions.
The vast majority of my comments are tongue in cheek anyway, to try and lighten them up a bit,but its often like chucking seeds on stony ground, so maybe you are too serious with little S.O.H.... biggrin.gif
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