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Are Swedish chicks easier in the summer?

Seems like they get it all done in july/august
scumbag steve
post 27.Sep.2012, 08:49 PM
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Seems like in the summer all i was doing was fucking and now i'm getting girls like, once a week if im lucky, tbh its been like 10 days sad.gif . Is it just like, they go insane as soon as the weather hits 20? Cuz that would explain how they behave in australia... is winter a bad time for drunken womanizing foreigners?
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PDX
post 27.Sep.2012, 09:19 PM
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No, it is really more connected to the lunar cycle, as it is everywhere else in the world as well. Ideally, you would want to take the other planets into account as well, but that would mean devoting some serious time towards studying astronomy and astrology.

In any case, the coming Sunday morning (just after 5am local time) will be the Full Moon. This means that you have to be extra careful about your partners the night before (Saturday night). Choose someone you have genuine fun time with - if they agree, you will meet at another occasion. Sex is obviously out of question since the lunar energies are focused on mind/spirit interaction and your physical performance will be far from optimal.

~~~PDX~~~
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johnjohn
post 27.Sep.2012, 09:24 PM
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Neither astronomy nor astrology but rather asstrollogy.
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ttrs_d
post 27.Sep.2012, 10:22 PM
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Please stop using the word "like" alot. You sound like one of them saggy pants wearing people.
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Gamla Hälsingebock
post 28.Sep.2012, 04:31 AM
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Obviously you are not familiar with the Nordic need to hibernate...in a few weeks there won't be any around to womanize...perhaps a trip back to OZ would be welcome then.
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skogsbo
post 28.Sep.2012, 06:19 AM
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QUOTE (scumbag steve @ 27.Sep.2012, 08:49 PM) *
Seems like in the summer all i was doing was fucking and now i'm getting girls like, once a week if im lucky,

Skill fade, you're clearly past your peak.
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Rick Methven
post 28.Sep.2012, 09:09 AM
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Location: Linköping
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Brewers droop perhaps?
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Snood
post 28.Sep.2012, 09:57 AM
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Location: Gothenburg
Joined: 20.Sep.2011
QUOTE (ttrs_d @ 27.Sep.2012, 10:22 PM) *
Please stop using the word "like" alot. You sound like one of them saggy pants wearing people.

Please stop using the "word" "alot". You sound like one of those illiterate people.

Alot comic at Hyperbole and a Half
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byke
post 28.Sep.2012, 10:13 AM
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Location: Europe
Joined: 28.Oct.2008
I do believe there is a very strong correlation between the weather in Sweden and the natives attitude.

Did you know many libraries in Sweden wont lend books out on suicide.
As they fear the books wont be returned - So who will pay the late fee?
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Swedish Cat
post 28.Sep.2012, 10:41 AM
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QUOTE (johnjohn @ 27.Sep.2012, 08:24 PM) *
Neither astronomy nor astrology but rather asstrollogy.

hahahaah good one.
This is a very funny forum for a Swedish woman to read. I would just say that most people are on holidays in the summer or when going to Australia etc etc. Working a 65h week paying shit loads of tax doesn't really perk you in that way.
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Migga
post 28.Sep.2012, 10:53 AM
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Please people, don`t entertain this troll.
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Johno
post 28.Sep.2012, 10:57 AM
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A clear sign that this forum is going down the tubes. That against all recent trends it has taken 10 posts for someone to label this guy a Troll. I have been counting.

ps I see he is on line and posting. Can't wait ! Oh no, not worth waiting for !
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scumbag steve
post 28.Sep.2012, 11:00 AM
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QUOTE (ttrs_d @ 27.Sep.2012, 10:22 PM) *
Please stop using the word "like" alot. You sound like one of them saggy pants wearing people.

Nah, it's more like, since gender roles seem to be like, nonexistant here, i'm like, totally accepting my role as braindead bimbo slutmuffin. Tee-hee!

QUOTE (Gamla Hälsingebock @ 28.Sep.2012, 04:31 AM) *
Obviously you are not familiar with the Nordic need to hibernate...in a few weeks there won't be any around to womanize...perhaps a trip back to OZ would be welcome then.

It's worse than that, im canadian.

Edit: if you think talking about hooking up is trolling, i weep for your sex life
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ttrs_d
post 28.Sep.2012, 11:03 AM
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Location: Stockholm
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@ scumbag, you're not just a troll...you're a funny troll laugh.gif
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Shibumi
post 28.Sep.2012, 11:24 AM
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Location: Stockholm
Joined: 30.Sep.2010
QUOTE (Johno @ 28.Sep.2012, 11:57 AM) *
A clear sign that this forum is going down the tubes. That against all recent trends it has taken 10 posts for someone to label this guy a Troll. I have been counting.ps I see ... (show full quote)

Actually, johnjohn called it on the second response with his witty "asstrollogy". Perhaps you missed it? Perhaps there's hope for us yet?
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