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Bsmith
post 20.Aug.2019, 11:36 AM
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Joined: 25.Jun.2009

An Indian cab driver picked up a Japanese man from a hotel.

Along the way, they saw a Honda motorcycle overtake the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, "Motorcycle very fast, made in Japan."

Then a Toyota car overtook the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, "Car very fast, made in Japan."

When they reached the destination the fare was 1500 rupees.

The Japanese man thought the ride was would only cost 500 rupees. He asked the driver why the ride was so expensive.

The driver said, "Meter very fast, made in India."
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Gamla Hälsingebock
post 20.Aug.2019, 11:08 PM
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Joined: 21.Dec.2006

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"
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Gamla Hälsingebock
post 9.Oct.2019, 04:56 PM
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Joined: 21.Dec.2006

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
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