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Slow Sunday Joke Off!

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Uncle Fred
post 19.Mar.2018, 10:55 AM
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Mum and dad have 4 daughters, each have a brother so how many in the family.
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Uncle Fred
post 19.Mar.2018, 10:56 AM
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QUOTE (Gamla H?lsingebock @ 19.Mar.2018, 10:54 AM) *
Yes!!! And to show my resourcefulness I googled it too.... More people should google before they ask here...

That's cheating.
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Uncle Fred
post 19.Mar.2018, 11:00 AM
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Penny has 5 children, 1st is January, 2nd kid February, 3rd is called March, 4th is April. What is the name of the 5th?
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Gamla Hälsingebock
post 21.Mar.2018, 11:46 PM
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What did the Redneck say to a girl on their first date as a compliment???






Nice tooth!!!
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Gamla Hälsingebock
post 15.May.2018, 11:09 PM
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Yo' mama is so fat...




When she walked by the TV I missed 3 episodes!!!
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Bsmith
post 15.May.2018, 11:15 PM
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Yo' mama is so fat...


When she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
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Gamla Hälsingebock
post 16.May.2018, 12:32 AM
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Yo mama is so stupid...




She climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side...
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Bsmith
post 16.May.2018, 11:09 AM
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Yo mamma's so ugly:

when she was born, the hospital put her in an incubator with tinted windows.
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Gamla Hälsingebock
post 16.May.2018, 12:37 PM
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Yo mama's so ugly...

She has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink...
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Bsmith
post 17.May.2018, 03:29 PM
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Yo mamma's so fat...

that on her driver's license it says, "Picture continued on other side."
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Gamla Hälsingebock
post 17.May.2018, 09:00 PM
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Word definition:

Illegal...






Sick bird...
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Bsmith
post 19.May.2018, 12:42 PM
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Yo mamma's so fat...

Her belly button gets home 5 minutes before the rest of her.
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Gamla Hälsingebock
post 19.May.2018, 05:12 PM
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Yo mamas so fat...

When I pictured her in my head...



I sprained my neck...
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Bsmith
post 20.May.2018, 01:48 PM
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Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. They then call me ugly and poor.
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Saywhatwhat
post 20.May.2018, 04:32 PM
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QUOTE (Bsmith @ 20.May.2018, 02:48 PM) *
Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. They then call me ugly and poor.



Lol! That's s great one!



Yo mamma so fat that when she sat on an iPhone she made an iPad
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