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Why Men are happier?

Tulip
post 5.Feb.2008, 02:48 PM
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 Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last namestays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is justanother snack. You can bePresident. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NOshirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. Younever have to drive to another gasstation restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of whic h way toturn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress  $5000.00.Tux rental-  $ 190.People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, ormangle your feet. One mood all the time.  Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about planes. A five-day vacationrequires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for theslightest act of thoughtfulness. If>someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.Your underwear is £  8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoesare more than enough.You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.Everything on your face stays its>original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face andneck.  You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom ofchoice concerninggrowing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.  No wonder men are happier.
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Jamie_plymouth
post 5.Feb.2008, 02:52 PM
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Its because we dont care as much as women?
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Alfredo
post 5.Feb.2008, 03:11 PM
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You don't have to stop and think of whic h way toturn a nut on a bolt.


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Jamie_plymouth
post 5.Feb.2008, 03:13 PM
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QUOTE (Alfredo)
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.


That ones easy... lefty loosey, righty tighty :wink:
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Alfredo
post 5.Feb.2008, 03:30 PM
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Yes, quite so, quite so, unless, of course, you find yourself in Australia ...
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post 5.Feb.2008, 04:10 PM
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QUOTE (Jamie_plymouth)
That ones easy... lefty loosey, righty tighty :wink:


I learned that one on CSI! biggrin.gif I think Catherine said it. Or was it Sarah...?

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Dick Swinger
post 5.Feb.2008, 04:12 PM
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Ignorance is bliss.
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Gamla Hälsingebock
post 5.Feb.2008, 04:15 PM
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All right.

We read it.

There must be a reason for your post.

C'mon, you can tell us what it is.

We won't be mean when we reply.

We promise. :wink:
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post 5.Feb.2008, 04:19 PM
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QUOTE (Gamla Hälsingebock)
We won't be mean when we reply.

We promise. :wink:


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Yeah, right.

Don't make promises you can't keep. biggrin.gif

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Jamie_plymouth
post 5.Feb.2008, 04:19 PM
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QUOTE (Markbase With An Invisible Silent Q)
I learned that one on CSI! biggrin.gif I think Catherine said it. Or was it Sarah...?

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It was neither of those for me but my Jewish friend Baski, the leading expert in useless knowledge.

(Why I felt the need to let you know he's Jewish? I dont know)
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snotzthedog
post 5.Feb.2008, 04:26 PM
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>> We fart as loud as we can because we think it is incredibly funny.

>> If some poor guy farts loudly at an inappropriate time (e.g. while the preacher is talking at a wedding or something) it is even funnier.

>> We ALL find the Three Stooges to be hilarious...well, the episodes with Curly in them, anyways.

>> When the wife or GF asks, "What are you thinking about?" during a moment of silence and we reply, "Uhhh...nothing" WE - ARE - TELLING - YOU - THE - TRUTH!
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Alfredo
post 5.Feb.2008, 04:27 PM
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Happiness is a man and his tools
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Fjällräv
post 5.Feb.2008, 04:29 PM
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Happyiness is a man and his TOOL??? :wink: :twisted:
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post 5.Feb.2008, 04:32 PM
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You mean Hap-penis, no?

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Madamlucylulu
post 5.Feb.2008, 04:36 PM
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Men and their tools. Sadly very few of their tools can deliver happiness to a woman.
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