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Startin' to get a bit.....depressed.

snotzthedog
post 14.Feb.2008, 06:03 PM
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It seems every time I look at my e-mail lately, I have been getting a lot of messages from people I don't even know telling me new ways to increase the size of my weenie. All kinds of new "herbal remedies", and "new breakthroughs in penis development research" and such.

WHO THE HELL HAS MY WIFE BEEN TALKING TO, DAMMIT!



It's gettin' kinda depressing.
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High Priestess Kang - Slu...
post 14.Feb.2008, 06:14 PM
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Location: Not in Sweden
Joined: 14.Jul.2006

:sniffs:

I get the same emails. How depressed should I be, considering I'm a girl?
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007
post 14.Feb.2008, 06:31 PM
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Location: Stockholm
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silly kang...they're offering a replacement for dock
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snotzthedog
post 14.Feb.2008, 06:40 PM
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QUOTE (High Priestess Kang - Gorgon)
:sniffs:

I get the same emails. How depressed should I be, considering I'm a girl?



*Whew* Thank God I ain't the only one gettin' them thar' e-mails. Reckon I should go cancel that appointment with the doctor, now. I mean, it was'nt an appointment about THAT or anything. It was about...uhh...somethin' else. Yeah,...uhh...yeah. Somethin' else. That's the ticket.
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High Priestess Kang - Slu...
post 14.Feb.2008, 06:59 PM
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QUOTE (007)
silly kang...they're offering a replacement for dock


But the substitutes are already in the drawer of the nightstand. :?:
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High Priestess Kang - Slu...
post 14.Feb.2008, 06:59 PM
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QUOTE (snotzthedog)
*Whew* Thank God I ain't the only one gettin' them thar' e-mails. Reckon I should go cancel that appointment with the doctor, now. I mean, it was'nt an appointment about THAT or anything. It was about...uhh...somethin' else. Yeah,...uhh...yeah. Somethin' else. That's the ticket.


Heavens no! Don't cancel the appointment.

Come up with some mysterious pain and get the good drugs.
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Ezpen The Caveman
post 14.Feb.2008, 07:05 PM
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laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
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Stebro
post 14.Feb.2008, 07:11 PM
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have you given it some consideration? jk
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Holecutter > The Howl ...
post 14.Feb.2008, 07:46 PM
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Joined: 12.Aug.2007

Yeah, I get similar kind of emails, mainly scumbags who want a photo of my "humping machine" so as they have an example of what to aim for.

:twisted:
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High Priestess Kang - Slu...
post 14.Feb.2008, 07:48 PM
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Why aren't they sending you, "Clone-a-Willy" kits? Much easier.
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Mzungu
post 14.Feb.2008, 07:59 PM
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Location: Jönköping county
Joined: 29.Aug.2004

QUOTE (Ezpen The Caveman)
laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


What the pluck you laughing at,you,you delinquent Norwegian!

*hi Espen, how's it hanging?* laugh.gif
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Ezpen The Caveman
post 15.Feb.2008, 12:50 AM
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QUOTE (Mzungu In Za)
What the pluck you laughing at,you,you delinquent Norwegian!

*hi Espen, how's it hanging?* laugh.gif

Same old thing...
Fiddling around. ;o) It's still me and casanova... just having a break at the moment. Getting my strength back. ;o)
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Fishtank
post 15.Feb.2008, 08:20 AM
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Location: Västra Götaland
Joined: 25.May.2007

Ezpen, you take care mate... biggrin.gif

Don't fiddle around too much... Tools are imp parts of life wink.gif

Getting strength back is a good thing!!! Tell us howwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! Just taking a chill pill?? laugh.gif
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VikingHumpingWitch
post 15.Feb.2008, 10:13 AM
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Location: Gothenburg
Joined: 21.Dec.2005

Lately the emails I've been getting are becoming more aggressive. "Don't just sit around at home with your tiny c0ck," they say. How have they got such a deep insight into my life?
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High Priestess Kang - Slu...
post 15.Feb.2008, 02:24 PM
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Location: Not in Sweden
Joined: 14.Jul.2006

Is one supposed to take their tiny c0ck to the pub? Out for a walk in the park? To work?
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