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Slow Sunday Joke Off!Spread a smile or two! |
 19.Mar.2018, 10:55 AM
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Mum and dad have 4 daughters, each have a brother so how many in the family.
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19.Mar.2018, 10:56 AM
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QUOTE (Gamla H?lsingebock @ 19.Mar.2018, 10:54 AM)  Yes!!! And to show my resourcefulness I googled it too.... More people should google before they ask here... That's cheating. |
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19.Mar.2018, 11:00 AM
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Penny has 5 children, 1st is January, 2nd kid February, 3rd is called March, 4th is April. What is the name of the 5th?
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21.Mar.2018, 11:46 PM
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What did the Redneck say to a girl on their first date as a compliment???
Nice tooth!!! |
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15.May.2018, 11:09 PM
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Yo' mama is so fat...
When she walked by the TV I missed 3 episodes!!! |
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15.May.2018, 11:15 PM
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Joined: 25.Jun.2009 |
Yo' mama is so fat...
When she wears high heels, she strikes oil. |
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16.May.2018, 12:32 AM
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Yo mama is so stupid...
She climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side... |
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16.May.2018, 11:09 AM
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Yo mamma's so ugly:
when she was born, the hospital put her in an incubator with tinted windows. |
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16.May.2018, 12:37 PM
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Yo mama's so ugly...
She has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink... |
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17.May.2018, 03:29 PM
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Yo mamma's so fat...
that on her driver's license it says, "Picture continued on other side." |
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17.May.2018, 09:00 PM
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Word definition:
Illegal... Sick bird... |
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19.May.2018, 12:42 PM
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Yo mamma's so fat...
Her belly button gets home 5 minutes before the rest of her. |
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19.May.2018, 05:12 PM
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Yo mamas so fat...
When I pictured her in my head... I sprained my neck... |
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20.May.2018, 01:48 PM
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Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. They then call me ugly and poor.
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20.May.2018, 04:32 PM
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QUOTE (Bsmith @ 20.May.2018, 02:48 PM) Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. They then call me ugly and poor. Lol! That's s great one! Yo mamma so fat that when she sat on an iPhone she made an iPad |
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