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Todays Joke for you

Mzungu
post 29.Jan.2009, 08:16 PM
Post #16
Location: Jönköping county
Joined: 29.Aug.2004

QUOTE (Gamla Hälsingebock)
OK???????? laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


That's not fair...
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Gamla Hälsingebock
post 29.Jan.2009, 08:19 PM
Post #17
Joined: 21.Dec.2006

QUOTE (Mzungu In Za.)
That's not fair...


I know , I know, the Devil made me do it...He's blonde too laugh.gif
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Mbix
post 29.Jan.2009, 08:22 PM
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Joined: 24.Nov.2008

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.

The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.

So he proceeded: 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the 9th berry he burst out in laughter and was killed immediately.

Weeks later, the first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"

"I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
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Mzungu
post 29.Jan.2009, 08:24 PM
Post #19
Location: Jönköping county
Joined: 29.Aug.2004

QUOTE (Gamla Hälsingebock)
I know , I know, the Devil made me do it...He's blonde too laugh.gif


Another false statement...
http://chinhuatw.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/devil.gif

*you Noorlanders...*
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Gamla Hälsingebock
post 29.Jan.2009, 08:28 PM
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Joined: 21.Dec.2006

QUOTE (Mzungu In Za.)
Another false statement...
http://chinhuatw.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/devil.gif

*you Noorlanders...*


We Norrlanders are special people and have been given the right to choose our own Devil. Naturally we could not use yours...He's ugly!

You Southerners have no understanding of the reality of Northern life...Poor chaps!
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Mzungu
post 29.Jan.2009, 08:35 PM
Post #21
Location: Jönköping county
Joined: 29.Aug.2004

Does this suit your Noorland taste?

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u83/jst8761/dv/devil4.gif

*by the way, she's a Southerner actually from Småland*
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Gamla Hälsingebock
post 29.Jan.2009, 08:42 PM
Post #22
Joined: 21.Dec.2006

Not really.

We Norrlanders prefer blondes...After all blondes have more fun!

You poor Southerners will fall for anything.

Well maybe after after a few HB's laugh.gif
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marino23
post 30.Jan.2009, 10:01 AM
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Joined: 22.Aug.2006

...ok people.

how do you call a blonde girl whith one working brain?

...PREGNANT !!! laugh.gif
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marino23
post 30.Jan.2009, 10:06 AM
Post #24
Joined: 22.Aug.2006

ANOTHER ONE.

HOW DO YOU CALL A BLONDE GIRL WHO DYES HER HAIR, BLACK OR BROWN?

A. I. (ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE)
laugh.gif
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Paulo +fab muscular than ...
post 30.Jan.2009, 10:22 AM
Post #25
Location: Not in Sweden
Joined: 27.Aug.2008

Love me hate me, say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If U SeeK Amy.
Love me hate, can't you see what I see?
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If U SeeK Amy.


laugh.gif It's a joke there's nothing filthy in the lyrics.
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Mzungu
post 30.Jan.2009, 10:44 AM
Post #26
Location: Jönköping county
Joined: 29.Aug.2004

Clean as a whistle...

One summer day a man came home early from work and was greeted by his wife dressed in very sexy lingerie and heels.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So,he tied her up and went golfing.

*reformed*
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FuzzyWuzzy
post 30.Jan.2009, 10:48 AM
Post #27
Joined: 16.Oct.2008

Since it was my anniversary yesterday, I decided to leave work early and surprise my wife. On the way home I saw this guy jogging naked down the street. I pulled up to him and asked him why he was jogging naked. He replied "I'm not, you're home early"!
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Fishtank
post 30.Jan.2009, 10:58 AM
Post #28
Location: Västra Götaland
Joined: 25.May.2007

A 8 year old asks a preist in Church "Father, what is that which amuses you most in the whole world??"

The father pats him on the shoulder with affection and says"Nun my child nun!"
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Mzungu
post 30.Jan.2009, 12:47 PM
Post #29
Location: Jönköping county
Joined: 29.Aug.2004

What a complete R.Sole...

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2009/ar...-footage-p1.php

*has to be the joker of the day*
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Markbase with an Invisibl...
post 30.Jan.2009, 01:31 PM
Post #30
Location: Malmö
Joined: 8.Jan.2006

He must have been toasted when he did that.

Mark Base
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