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Holecutter to sell his body to the highest bidder

Holecutter > The Howl ...
post 14.Jan.2009, 02:29 PM
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I'm all yours, real cheap, reserved price 50 quid.

:twisted:
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*Trowbridge H. Ford*
post 14.Jan.2009, 02:33 PM
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How about 50 ore?

Sounds about right, and don't forget, they are soon going to be collectors' items - just your speed, sonny.
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High Priestess Kang - Slu...
post 14.Jan.2009, 03:21 PM
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Location: Not in Sweden
Joined: 14.Jul.2006

QUOTE (Holecutter > The Howl From Hell)
I'm all yours, real cheap, reserved price 50 quid.

:twisted:


:opens hem of skirt and produces gold coins:

Are you sure you want to make a deal with the devil, my friend?
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Holecutter > The Howl ...
post 14.Jan.2009, 04:34 PM
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Yes, if your sweaty gold coins add up to usd 3.7 mil

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Princess P
post 14.Jan.2009, 04:45 PM
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This thread has the potential to be the scariest ever. Please stop now and spare the Locallers from PTSD. Think of the children. :shock:
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Kind Man
post 14.Jan.2009, 04:48 PM
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Location: Stockholm
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QUOTE (Holecutter > The Howl From Hell)
I'm all yours, real cheap, reserved price 50 quid.

:twisted:


How much Lady? biggrin.gif biggrin.gif It is nice, I like it "Borat"
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High Priestess Kang - Slu...
post 14.Jan.2009, 04:54 PM
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QUOTE (Holecutter > The Howl From Hell)
Yes, if your sweaty gold coins add up to usd 3.7 mil

:twisted:


You cannot seriously expect me to believe that you're a virgin.
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High Priestess Kang - Slu...
post 14.Jan.2009, 04:55 PM
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QUOTE (Kind Man)
How much Lady? biggrin.gif biggrin.gif It is nice, I like it "Borat"


Dumbass. You realize that Holecutter is a man, right?
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Rubbi
post 14.Jan.2009, 04:57 PM
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If he is paying holey will be whatever he wants him to be
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VikingHumpingWitch
post 14.Jan.2009, 04:58 PM
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Location: Gothenburg
Joined: 21.Dec.2005

Hold on, I need more info on the item and subsequent owner's rights before I'm even thinking of handing over the equivalent of 20 stor starks in Chez Amis.

Once purchased, are there any limits on usage - are we expected to sit it in a corner for guests to admire, or can I get it doing useful stuff like sorting out my admin and cleaning etc?

Can we please have a description of the item and its condition.

Does it have any particular functionality?

Does it come with a warranty? Will it be possible to ensure the item after purchase? Do you have any recent i.e. still valid documentation, e.g. a health check or similar MOT-style evidence of fitness for use?
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Kind Man
post 14.Jan.2009, 05:01 PM
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[quote="High Priestess Kang - Slut"][quote=Kind Man][quote=Holecutter > The Howl From Hell]I'm all yours, real cheap, reserved price 50 quid.

:twisted:[/quote]

How much Lady? biggrin.gif biggrin.gif It is nice, I like it "Borat"[/quote]

Dumbass. You realize that Holecutter is a man, right?[/quote

If He/woman I said the Borat saying "How much Lady? it is nice, i like it"

You Kang -Slut you should watch the "Borat" movie.
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Princess P
post 14.Jan.2009, 05:03 PM
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You could sit it on your front porch to scare aware kids at Halloween.
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Fishtank
post 14.Jan.2009, 05:05 PM
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Location: Västra Götaland
Joined: 25.May.2007

QUOTE (VikingHumpingWitch)
Hold on, I need more info on the item and subsequent owner's rights before I'm even thinking of handing over the equivalent of 20 stor starks in Chez Amis.

Once purchased, are there any limits on usage - are we expected to sit it in a corner for guests to admire, or can I get it doing useful stuff like sorting out my admin and cleaning etc?

Can we please have a description of the item and its condition.

Does it have any particular functionality?

Does it come with a warranty? Will it be possible to ensure the item after purchase? Do you have any recent i.e. still valid documentation, e.g. a health check or similar MOT-style evidence of fitness for use?


Öppet köp 30 dagarna...
Buy one get one free won't be the case...
All normal swedish consumers rights shall be applicable me thinks.
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Princess P
post 14.Jan.2009, 05:07 PM
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Don't forget, it's been round the block a few times and is well past it's peak of performance. I would also imagine that bits are beginning to drop off by now too. All of this should be reflected in the price.
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Alfredo
post 14.Jan.2009, 05:08 PM
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Kind Man - waddup yo, that was funny.

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