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Gamla Hälsingebock
post 20.Aug.2019, 12:55 AM
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Joined: 21.Dec.2006

What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup?





A Referee.!!!
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Bsmith
post 20.Aug.2019, 11:36 AM
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Joined: 25.Jun.2009

An Indian cab driver picked up a Japanese man from a hotel.

Along the way, they saw a Honda motorcycle overtake the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, "Motorcycle very fast, made in Japan."

Then a Toyota car overtook the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, "Car very fast, made in Japan."

When they reached the destination the fare was 1500 rupees.

The Japanese man thought the ride was would only cost 500 rupees. He asked the driver why the ride was so expensive.

The driver said, "Meter very fast, made in India."
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Gamla Hälsingebock
post 20.Aug.2019, 11:08 PM
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Joined: 21.Dec.2006

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"
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