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Differences between men and women

Alfredo
post 23.Jan.2009, 02:48 PM
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Some Friday afternoon dogs and cats philosophy for you:

What is a Cat?

1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They're moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.

CONCLUSION:
They're tiny women in little fur coats.

What is a Dog?

1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in
the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear
you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a
kiss.
9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.

CONCLUSION:
They're tiny men in little fur coats.

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Madamlucylulu
post 23.Jan.2009, 03:05 PM
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Location: Stockholm
Joined: 1.Jul.2006

QUOTE (Alfredo)
Some Friday afternoon dogs and cats philosophy for you:

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And here are some upside-down dogs for you:

http://upsidedowndogs.com/

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*Trowbridge H. Ford*
post 23.Jan.2009, 03:42 PM
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Thank God, Alfredo, that you didn't really revive this thread or I would have been after you with an axe.

Have some differences with you, though, especially about cats.

My last two, R.I.P., convinced me that they really wanted to please me, and were much more homebodies than I thought.

I was amazed to discover when I went on a few short trips without them, though giving them the full run of the house, and providing everything for them to eat, they still avoided the place like th plague until I returned. They preferred the woods, even at night, to the empty house.
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Shark99 - The Great Catsb...
post 23.Jan.2009, 03:50 PM
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Joined: 11.Aug.2005

LOL, I looked at the thread and told myself, "that looks familiar." When I scrolled to the beginning I realized I had started it hahaha. My memory is shot.
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High Priestess Kang - Slu...
post 23.Jan.2009, 04:07 PM
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Location: Not in Sweden
Joined: 14.Jul.2006

QUOTE (Alfredo)
Some Friday afternoon dogs and cats philosophy for you:

What is a Cat?

1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They're moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.

CONCLUSION:
They're tiny women in little fur coats.

What is a Dog?

1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in
the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear
you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a
kiss.
9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.

CONCLUSION:
They're tiny men in little fur coats.

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Awesome!

Mind if I copy that????
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Shark99 - The Great Catsb...
post 23.Jan.2009, 04:40 PM
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Joined: 11.Aug.2005

QUOTE
Awesome!

Mind if I copy that????


Don't you know, the Mossad doesn't have to ask? tongue.gif
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High Priestess Kang - Slu...
post 23.Jan.2009, 04:48 PM
Post #97
Location: Not in Sweden
Joined: 14.Jul.2006

QUOTE (Shark99 - The Great Catsby)
QUOTE
Awesome!

Mind if I copy that????


Don't you know, the Mossad doesn't have to ask? tongue.gif


Consideration for others is merely part of the ruse.
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Eric Cantona
post 23.Jan.2009, 05:16 PM
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Joined: 7.Oct.2007

Excuse my interloping, but please explain No. 8 under the Dog List and how exactly it correlates to men's behaviour...
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Miss Kitten
post 23.Jan.2009, 05:19 PM
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Location: Kronoberg
Joined: 20.Aug.2007

Speaking from personal experience, an ex-boyfriend of mine used to put a big wad of loose snus/snuff/chewing tobacco (whatever you want to call it) under his lip and then want to kiss me.

How about that? laugh.gif
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Eric Cantona
post 23.Jan.2009, 05:25 PM
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But do dogs do snus?!

Or, maybe it ties in somehow with No.9 on the list??
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Miss Kitten
post 23.Jan.2009, 05:33 PM
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Location: Kronoberg
Joined: 20.Aug.2007

I think that doing snus (for humans) and licking one's balls (for dogs) can both be considered "disgusting things" done with the mouth. Dogs will also drink from the toilet and then want to kiss you.

However, I agree that #8 is a bit of a stretch. Men don't drink from the toilet. Also, women don't "shed" the way cats do. And let's not forget that dogs also shed a great deal.
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Eric Cantona
post 23.Jan.2009, 05:37 PM
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Although the age old question is, would men lick thier balls (etc) if they could..

:?
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Miss Kitten
post 23.Jan.2009, 05:41 PM
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Location: Kronoberg
Joined: 20.Aug.2007

The late great George Carlin said, "If I could, I'd never leave the house!"
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Paddy
post 23.Jan.2009, 06:21 PM
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Joined: 12.Apr.2005

I'm an extremely flexible recluse.
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Mzungu
post 23.Jan.2009, 06:33 PM
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Location: Jönköping county
Joined: 29.Aug.2004

Hijack...Spuds are once again in the final,extremely fortunate though...

*won't look to good after sliding down into the Championship*

:sorry folks,just had to cheer Paddy up:
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