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Streja
post 21.Feb.2008, 06:36 PM
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Ok, it's time for another hypthetical question:

Would you rather have your right hand cut off (left hand for those who are left handed) in a meat cutting accident when you're 35, or accidentally putting your willy in the blender (the blender is on with the sharp knives inside it spinning round) when you're 80?
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Fjällräv
post 21.Feb.2008, 06:41 PM
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Location: Stockholm
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Accidently?????? :shock: put your willy in the blender???? Could that possibly happen?

Could it be reattached like the poor old lion's?
http://www.thelocal.se/10064/20080221/ :wink:
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Streja
post 21.Feb.2008, 06:42 PM
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You're not allowed to change the hypothetical question! What are you? A WOMAN?????!!!!!
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Fjällräv
post 21.Feb.2008, 06:44 PM
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Location: Stockholm
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laugh.gif


Ok... so answer first or second option...

Gotta go for the 2nd! Can't imagine I'll be getting up to too much with it at that age and I'll probably be using a piss bag as well! laugh.gif
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Mzungu
post 21.Feb.2008, 06:49 PM
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Location: Jönköping county
Joined: 29.Aug.2004

Ow!...Made my eyes water either way!

For what it's worth prefer the former,with todays technology the hand may well be possible to be returned to it's rightful place!

However it's only just one hand,nothing compared with what people can achieve with multiple limb loss!

There are many young 80's around,the action man kit could still function.LOL
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Streja
post 21.Feb.2008, 06:49 PM
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QUOTE (Fjällräv)
laugh.gif


Ok... so answer first or second option...

Gotta go for the 2nd! Can't imagine I'll be getting up to too much with it at that age and I'll probably be using a piss bag as well! laugh.gif


So you reckon it's long enough to be able to get close to the sharp knives inside the blender?
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shaqattac
post 21.Feb.2008, 06:50 PM
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I'll go for the second option any time. I need my right hand at 35 more than i need my willy at 80!
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Fjällräv
post 21.Feb.2008, 06:52 PM
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:roll:

schhyeah! loike of course and it'd have to be one of those industrial type ones used in the big "MEAT" processing plants! :wink:
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Mzungu
post 21.Feb.2008, 06:52 PM
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QUOTE (shaqattac)
I'll go for the second option any time. I need my right hand at 35 more than i need my willy at 80!


You don't know that,could be a late developer! smile.gif
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Mzungu
post 21.Feb.2008, 06:55 PM
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QUOTE (Fjällräv)
:roll:

schhyeah! loike of course and it'd have to be one of those industrial type ones used in the big "MEAT" processing plants! :wink:


Doesn't that make your eyes water too??

http://www.bicountyscale.com/images/grinder.jpg
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Fishtank
post 21.Feb.2008, 06:57 PM
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Location: Västra Götaland
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Streja, are you ok?

Having special time of the month and as topping seems boys in school seems to have brought crap out of you??

Venting it out here it seems!!!!!
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Fjällräv
post 21.Feb.2008, 06:59 PM
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Location: Stockholm
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QUOTE (Mzungu In Za)
Doesn't that make your eyes water too??

http://www.bicountyscale.com/images/grinder.jpg


:shock: Can I change my mind??????? laugh.gif
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shaqattac
post 21.Feb.2008, 06:59 PM
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QUOTE
You don't know that,could be a late developer!


With the rate of it's use right now I doubt that it will be able to answer the call at 80! But I sure hope it does..
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Streja
post 21.Feb.2008, 07:01 PM
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QUOTE (FishTank)
Streja, are you ok?

Having special time of the month and as topping seems boys in school seems to have brought crap out of you??

Venting it out here it seems!!!!!


Hmm?? I don't follow...boys in school did what?
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Mzungu
post 21.Feb.2008, 07:01 PM
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Location: Jönköping county
Joined: 29.Aug.2004

One wonders what Streja wouldn't wish to lose,that is, what is not already lost!. :wink:
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