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Posted by: Sofia 5.Nov.2017, 07:16 PM

Good evening,
My name is Sofia. I am Lund University Master's student studying Tax Law. Now, I am looking for a part-time job as a teacher of Russian language for both children and adults. I have had teaching experience back home with foreign exchange students and middle school pupils in Moscow. I am free for any offers in Lund, Malmo (and closest areas).
Ready to dispel all myths about Russian culture and share the beauty of one of the hardest language in the world with you and your children.

Posted by: flaneur 6.Nov.2017, 10:09 AM

It's not that hard. biggrin.gif

Posted by: Gjeebes 6.Nov.2017, 05:43 PM

I agree. But I stopped studying the language due to our instructor's bent on using language teaching as a front to revealing the wonders of Stalin.

Of course, it was up to us savvy students to fill in the other parts ourselves, about him starting out as a petty yet murderous bank bandit, followed by him becoming a mass murdering tyrant.

Posted by: flaneur 7.Nov.2017, 10:07 AM

QUOTE (Gjeebes @ 6.Nov.2017, 05:43 PM) *
I agree. But I stopped studying the language due to our instructor's bent on using language teaching as a front to revealing the wonders of Stalin.

Of course, it was up to us savvy students to fill in the other parts ourselves, about him starting out as a petty yet murderous bank bandit, followed by him becoming a mass murdering tyrant.


Don't you worry bae, I'll teach you. biggrin.gif

Posted by: Gjeebes 7.Nov.2017, 12:25 PM

OP, I do wish you luck, but if you really want to draw in the crowds, you must work on your English.

Here is suggest re-write, using proper Russian-English grammar:

Comrads,

My name Sofia. I am Lund University Master student study Tax Law. Now, I look part-time job teach of Russian language both children and adult. I teaching experience back home foreign exchange student and middle school pupil Moscow.

I free for offer Lund, Malmo (and closet areas, if you get drift).

Ready dispel all myths Russian culture share beauty hardest language of world in you your children.

Posted by: flaneur 7.Nov.2017, 12:50 PM

Aren’t you something, daddy? biggrin.gif

Posted by: Gjeebes 7.Nov.2017, 01:07 PM

What?

I not gj-et Russian accjent right?

Actually, how do you guys do it? It's incredibly difficult to do just by typing!

Posted by: flaneur 7.Nov.2017, 01:09 PM

QUOTE (Gjeebes @ 7.Nov.2017, 01:07 PM) *
What?

I not gj-et Russian accjent right?

Actually, how do you guys do it? It's incredibly difficult to do just by typing!


I lived in USA for quite some time, trust me, you'll be surprised by my oral skills. biggrin.gif

Posted by: Gjeebes 7.Nov.2017, 01:25 PM

Haha! I bet they are quite surprising.

Posted by: Cheeseroller 7.Nov.2017, 04:38 PM

Well Sofia, I will wish you luck. Good for you that you look to earn some money while studying. However, finding Swedes who want their kids to learn Russian may not be so easy. So I will send you a suggestion by PM.

Posted by: flaneur 7.Nov.2017, 04:56 PM

QUOTE (Cheeseroller @ 7.Nov.2017, 04:38 PM) *
Well Sofia


Who?

Posted by: Gjeebes 8.Nov.2017, 01:11 PM

Russian myth or fact(?): a time capsule unearthed in Novosibirsk after 50 years revealed the Commy regime believed in aliens.

Survey says?

Posted by: flaneur 8.Nov.2017, 01:23 PM

Well, honey, I don't know what they believed in but I can't help but believe that you're mind-blowingly hot! biggrin.gif

Posted by: Gjeebes 8.Nov.2017, 02:35 PM

Well, I am exceedingly hot, in fact. And I have had many a Gah try to court me, which is actually flattering, but I'm just not wired that way.

Once you get your beard sorted out, I am sure you will be able to find a nice Meatballian Gah to settle down with, in the villawge.

Posted by: flaneur 8.Nov.2017, 02:37 PM

QUOTE (Gjeebes @ 8.Nov.2017, 02:35 PM) *
Well, I am exceedingly hot, in fact. And I have had many a Gah try to court me, which is actually flattering, but I'm just not wired that way.

Once you get your beard sorted out, I am sure you will be able to find a nice Meatballian Gah to settle down with, in the villawge.


Honey, I've had one since 2013, but you got my attention now. biggrin.gif

Posted by: flaneur 8.Nov.2017, 03:33 PM

QUOTE (Gjeebes @ 8.Nov.2017, 02:35 PM) *
Well, I am exceedingly hot


Now, honey, you won't believe how well I'm handling the kind of honesty you're unleashing here. biggrin.gif

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