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Ezpen The Caveman
Posted on: 15.Dec.2008, 11:23 PM





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I'm still waiting for that poem... where is it?
Give it a try. smile.gif
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Ezpen The Caveman
Posted on: 15.Dec.2008, 11:15 PM





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QUOTE (Bra_Billie)
wow wow, things are really getting Lucia-tic over here. Some one is getting their candle waxed and some one else has melted their wax. I wonder what comes next wink.gif

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Some naughty boyz around here...
ANY GOSSIP FOR ME? biggrin.gif
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Ezpen The Caveman
Posted on: 15.Dec.2008, 11:12 PM





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We uses Times New Roman or Arial and the size is 12 points. smile.gif Sometimes we also use Wingdings... biggrin.gif
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Ezpen The Caveman
Posted on: 25.Oct.2008, 01:47 PM





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I am too busy this evening... getting laid and stuff. :twisted: biggrin.gif So I won't be able to meet up for a drink.

Sorry... smile.gif
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Ezpen The Caveman
Posted on: 8.Apr.2008, 12:58 PM





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Thanks for all those birthday greeetings. Been a bit busy doing my cowboy stretches, but I am hopefully back.

Puss och kramar to you all. :wink:
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Ezpen The Caveman
Posted on: 24.Mar.2008, 10:31 PM





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QUOTE (Mary @ With The Shaved Head!)
where is the lovely Espen!

lingering around the girls changing rooms...

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I'm still hanging around sweetie. ;o)
Still not hanging around but not so often. Been busy in Opdalen in Siljan lately... biggrin.gif

* Big Hugs *
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Ezpen The Caveman
Posted on: 21.Feb.2008, 09:26 PM





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QUOTE (Mzungu In Za)
Espen..It's welcome sight to read the proficiency and finesse of the English language once again on TL! smile.gif
ha ha.. Too many beers now..
Heading to the pub any minute.. Would you like to join us?
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Ezpen The Caveman
Posted on: 21.Feb.2008, 09:09 PM





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QUOTE (Streja)
Ok, it's time for another hypthetical question:

Would you rather have your right hand cut off (left hand for those who are left handed) in a meat cutting accident when you're 35, or accidentally putting your willy in the blender (the blender is on with the sharp knives inside it spinning round) when you're 80?

Right hand at age 35, because w@anking with the left hand is very unusual and still has the effekt of a young unexperience swedish woman from Gothenburg. biggrin.gif :twisted:
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Ezpen The Caveman
Posted on: 21.Feb.2008, 08:48 PM





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All these ladies are old sacks hold up by plastic surgery, so they have planted the twins... all because of the lack of time they got left. :twisted:
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Ezpen The Caveman
Posted on: 21.Feb.2008, 08:40 PM





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QUOTE (Mzungu In Za)
Arrrr... Rearing hens are we!

Can be very profitable,nice to see you are returning to the land,free range one hopes!

Really sorry about that, but I happen to have an accident... fall in love with someone and forgot who I was for 6 months.. ;o)
But I am back... :wink:
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Ezpen The Caveman
Posted on: 21.Feb.2008, 08:32 PM





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QUOTE (007)
on facebook tongue.gif

ha ha.. smile.gif Nahh.. not much there either...
Just been busy with the chicks I've been ignoring for years.
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Ezpen The Caveman
Posted on: 21.Feb.2008, 08:27 PM





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QUOTE (FishTank)
Where is Ezpen, the Cave Man!

Skåål..følks..!!
Still hang around somewhere...
..but I finally got a life. ;o)
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Ezpen The Caveman
Posted on: 15.Feb.2008, 12:50 AM





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QUOTE (Mzungu In Za)
What the pluck you laughing at,you,you delinquent Norwegian!

*hi Espen, how's it hanging?* laugh.gif

Same old thing...
Fiddling around. ;o) It's still me and casanova... just having a break at the moment. Getting my strength back. ;o)
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Ezpen The Caveman
Posted on: 14.Feb.2008, 07:05 PM





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laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
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Ezpen The Caveman
Posted on: 11.Feb.2008, 11:12 AM





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Yepp... but I am currently doing my "business"... laugh.gif
I am still sweet and honest with the girls, but not putting much into it. I am picky, and running after the girls is just a waste of time. As single, I am in a win - win situation and I am keeping my options open.
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Ezpen The Caveman
Posted on: 10.Feb.2008, 07:03 PM





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Get a girlfriend!?!? I could make a huge list of tips, but some tips are here:

* FOR MEN ONLY *
1. Never run after them.
2. Flirt around a little bit. Have female friends you can talk with * No screwing partners *.
3. Don't ever give them too much attention.
4. Stop give her anything when they do something you can't live with.
5. Never get angry...just walk away. Let them do their "playing", while you're actually doing your "business". ohmy.gif)
6. Flirt with 4-5 girls incl. the one you want.
7. Get naughty in the begining. Call when you've say so, but call every 2 day tops. Once in a week is good too.
8. Don't screw her too good. At least don't be satisfied with what she does to you...even if you are.
9. Withdraw and pay attention to the other women. Give compliments to her female friends. Never give GF too much compliments. Only a little in the begining.
10. Have a headache when she wants sex. Stop sending text messages and call her. Only respond.
11. Don't come to her even if you want, but play a little hard to get. Give her a only a "maybe" when you're invited.
12. Let the women come to you, and select the one you can live with.

From experince these tips are very useful, but use them with sense...since women are different in the way that their demands are. Some women might call you 3 times a day...or wants you to call them 3 times a day. But remember... only every second day tops. If she wants you.. she'll contact you. Otherwise there's always other women that deserve a chance.
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Ezpen The Caveman
Posted on: 9.Feb.2008, 06:23 PM





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When's the next meetup in Stockholm?
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Ezpen The Caveman
Posted on: 9.Feb.2008, 06:20 PM





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QUOTE (Mzungu In Za)
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You tell us,expert!

*what was the definition of 'expert' again?*

I'm here... biggrin.gif Missed me...
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Ezpen The Caveman
Posted on: 7.Feb.2008, 06:51 PM





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QUOTE (007)
i would love an extendo penis for public peeing purposes. otherwise it's more of a liability (physically-wise) than an asset.

You can buy those devices... ohmy.gif)
But I think most women manage well when they pee in public. Even noticed that British women can manage this without peeing on their pants. biggrin.gif
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Ezpen The Caveman
Posted on: 7.Feb.2008, 05:31 PM





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QUOTE (High Priest Bang)
There are no happy alcoholics...

laugh.gif Didn't know VHW was an alcoholic, but then I really don't know her. You know her maybe??
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Ezpen The Caveman
Posted on: 7.Feb.2008, 12:32 PM





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QUOTE (Harry Potterling)
If you lived in a part of Sweden, where the ratio of girls to guys is 4:1 and you were a guy; would you dare divulge this location to anyone?

laugh.gif Bet the women there are fighting over "their" men.
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Ezpen The Caveman
Posted on: 7.Feb.2008, 12:23 PM





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QUOTE (Sofia_stockholm)
We posted ads for translation and proof reading/editing work a few days ago and have ended up needing to turn down work due to lack of time. Is there anyone who could help us out if this situation arises again?

Ask seventeensdreamer... she's located in Stockholm. ohmy.gif)
...and she's really good.
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Ezpen The Caveman
Posted on: 6.Feb.2008, 09:01 PM





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QUOTE (FishTank)
Don't you have warm winter there caveman... I mean come on... here in south no freakin snow... temp is +5...

It's a very warm winter. We got +1 degree in the lower areas on the south-east coast, and have to climb 300meters to get some real snow. Somedays we got 20-30 cm snow, and the next day most of it rains away. Mostly ice in the lower areas today. ohmy.gif)
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Ezpen The Caveman
Posted on: 6.Feb.2008, 08:50 PM





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QUOTE (VikingHumpingWitch)
Arrrrrrrgh what utter toss! Where do they find these penny writers? She's far too good to end up having kids with Mr Only OK but Mr Not Really Up For It With Her is considered a man-boy for his opinions and expected to fall in line with her desire to settle down and spawn..

laugh.gif Yepp... I was thinking the same...
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Ezpen The Caveman
Posted on: 6.Feb.2008, 08:40 PM





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QUOTE (Mzungu In Za)
The warmest,driest he could find!

*probably named, The Red Lion or Pig and Whistle*

Still hanging around somewhere near my cave... hoping for spring and happier women. ;o) Currently trying to avoid them a bit, but I'll be back. ohmy.gif) ha ha...
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