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Todays Joke for you |
 30.Jan.2009, 10:45 PM
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Location: Kronoberg Joined: 20.Aug.2007 |
Barbecue burns???? Hahaha. Yep, he was toasted all right. Trying to get that situation under control was like pouring gasoline on a fire, quite literally.
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24.Mar.2018, 02:41 PM
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#32
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Joined: 16.Apr.2008 |
gsurya was talking to the village idiot, gsurya told the village idiot that he had a new girlfriend.
The village idiot said "that's nice", gsurya said "Yea, she's teaching me how to write". The village idiot said "have you written anything then", gsurya said "Oh yes, I wrote her this letter". gsurya showed the village idiot the letter, the village idiot then said "what does it say then", gsurya replied "I don't know, I haven't learnt how to read yet" |
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24.Mar.2018, 05:02 PM
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#33
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Joined: 21.Dec.2006 |
There are two weevils sitting on a fence...One is large and the other is small...
What is the difference between them??? One of them is the lesser of two weevils!!!  Hiding now!!! 
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24.Mar.2018, 05:37 PM
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#34
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Joined: 16.Apr.2008 |
QUOTE (Gamla Hälsingebock @ 24.Mar.2018, 05:02 PM) 
There are two weevils sitting on a fence...One is large and the other is small...What is the difference between them???One of them is the lesser of two weevils!!!
... (show full quote)
Says "GOD" and slaps forehead! |
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24.Mar.2018, 06:00 PM
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#35
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Joined: 21.Dec.2006 |
I know, pretty bad!!!
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27.Mar.2018, 08:08 PM
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#36
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Joined: 21.Dec.2006 |
Another gem...
The worried wife asks her husband...Honey do I need a facelift??? He most assuringly replies...No sweetie, I can still see your neck!!! |
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28.Mar.2018, 12:54 PM
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#37
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Joined: 16.Apr.2008 |
QUOTE (Gamla Hälsingebock @ 27.Mar.2018, 09:08 PM) Another gem.... The worried wife asks her husband...Honey do I need a facelift???. He most assuringly replies...No sweetie, I can still see your neck!!! I got up at 6am this morning and read this, thought no it must be too early me. 9am came, I had had breakfast and looked at it a gain. Thought no it's still too early I will wait till after lunch. Just had lunch and WHAT THE HELL IS FUNNY? Come on. |
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28.Mar.2018, 01:19 PM
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#38
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Joined: 21.Dec.2006 |
If it has to be explained then it will never be understood...a la "blonde" jokes...
Another gem...from the way distant past...3rd grade or so... What time is it when two Fords crash into each other??? Tin to tin!!! 
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28.Mar.2018, 02:47 PM
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#39
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Joined: 25.Jun.2009 |
What did the mermaid wear to her math class?
An algae bra. |
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28.Mar.2018, 03:14 PM
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#40
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Joined: 21.Dec.2006 |
God help me for this one!!!
How do you know if an elephant was in your refrigerator??? You see his footprints in the cream cheese!!!  ...
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29.Mar.2018, 01:37 AM
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#41
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Joined: 21.Dec.2006 |
Here's a real one!!!
Donald Trump, a Hindu and a Rabbi. While traveling, their vehicle breaks down in a storm and the nearest shelter is an isolated farm house... Needing a place to stay they are told by the farm owner that he can only provide house accommodations for two of them and the third person must sleep in the barn... The Hindu agrees to sleep in the barn, after about 10 minutes there is a knock at the door and he tells the farmer, there is a cow in there and it is against my religion to sleep in the same place with a Holy and revered creature... The Rabbi then agrees to sleep in the barn, again after 10 minutes or so, there is a knock on the door and he tells the farmer that due to his religious kosher beliefs, he too cannot sleep in the barn... Donald Trump says it's all right I will sleep in the barn, and again after 10 minutes there is a noise at the door, when the farmer opens it, it's the cow and the pig!!! |
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30.Mar.2018, 04:42 PM
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#42
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Joined: 25.Jun.2009 |
I'm combining Easter and April fools day this year.
I'm sending the kids out to look for Easter Eggs I haven't hidden. |
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2.Apr.2018, 02:20 PM
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#43
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Joined: 16.Apr.2008 |
QUOTE (Bsmith @ 30.Mar.2018, 05:42 PM) I'm combining Easter and April fools day this year.. I'm sending the kids out to look for Easter Eggs I haven't hidden. Mean |
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2.Apr.2018, 04:04 PM
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#44
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Joined: 21.Dec.2006 |
Atheistic...
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5.Apr.2018, 02:17 PM
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#45
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Location: Malmö Joined: 8.Jan.2010 |
Today, the Swedish customs/police bring their own brand of dark humor to you.
https://www.thelocal.se/20180405/terror-ala...ghurt-and-honey |
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