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 22.Jan.2014, 10:00 PM
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#106
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QUOTE (Lanza572 @ 22.Jan.2014, 09:55 PM)  +1 I've seen the same thing in other threads as well  Seems that The Local has sold 'advertising space' to Epson, since that is the company that appears each time. There are certain words picked out just about everywhere you look, not only in the Forum texts but in The Local's own texts as well. |
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22.Jan.2014, 10:43 PM
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#107
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Joined: 21.Dec.2006 |
When I could not log on for a month or so...I guess I had an epiphany...I missed being here!!!
So, if TheLocal, can make a few bucks and keep this sorry excuse for a "playground" open:lol: ...Then I'm OK with what they do to keep us "inmates in protective custody" happy with each other and biting the hand that allows us to be...us!!!  
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23.Jan.2014, 12:03 AM
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#108
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Joined: 21.Dec.2006 |
A bit like Tarzan!!!
You have to think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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23.Jan.2014, 10:42 AM
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#109
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Joined: 4.Mar.2009 |
QUOTE Seems that The Local has sold 'advertising space' to Epson, since that is the company that appears each time. No, its more sophisticated targetted advertising. When I hover over that word, it comes up with an advt for tyres headed with my nearest town, saying that it 6 degrees and raining. Why do you think The Local leaves so many cookies ? Edit Actually, the same advt on the word "raining" and its now 4 degrees 
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23.Jan.2014, 11:42 AM
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#110
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Joined: 4.Oct.2009 |
QUOTE (Hallander @ 23.Jan.2014, 10:42 AM)
No, its more sophisticated targetted advertising. When I hover over that word, it comes up with an advt for tyres headed with my nearest town, saying that it 6 degrees and ra
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Still not funny...or maybe I just didn |
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23.Jan.2014, 12:05 PM
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Joined: 4.Mar.2009 |
[quote]Still not funny...or maybe I just didn
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23.Jan.2014, 01:44 PM
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#112
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Joined: 4.Oct.2009 |
QUOTE (Hallander @ 23.Jan.2014, 12:05 PM) Just stick to being the sites troll identifier. When you start getting that right... I |
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23.Jan.2014, 03:20 PM
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#113
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Joined: 28.Jul.2011 |
QUOTE (Ivor steph? @ 22.Jan.2014, 10:54 PM) 2 nuns are cycling down the road together, when one nun says "We never come this way before", to which her friend replied "it must be the cobble stones". Q: Why do you always see two nuns together? A: One nun is making sure the other nun ain't getting none. |
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23.Jan.2014, 04:59 PM
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Joined: 4.Oct.2009 |
What do you call a sleep walking nun?
A roaming catholic.
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23.Jan.2014, 07:16 PM
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#115
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Joined: 21.Dec.2006 |
What's black white, black white, black white???
A Nun rolling down a hill!!! |
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24.Jan.2014, 05:09 PM
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#116
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Joined: 5.Jul.2012 |
There was a young lady from Nod
Who wanted a baby from God. But t'weren't the Almighty That lifted her nightie T'was Roger the Lodger the sod. |
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24.Jan.2014, 05:59 PM
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#117
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Joined: 28.Jul.2011 |
A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do? Said the flea, "Let us fly." Said the fly, "Let us flea." So they flew through a flaw in the flue. Try that after a few beers... |
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24.Jan.2014, 06:12 PM
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Or this one.
Are you copper-bottoming, my man? No, I'm aluminiuming m'am.
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24.Jan.2014, 11:07 PM
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Joined: 21.Dec.2006 |
Mary had a little lamb!!!
The delivery room staff were astounded. And an old favorite..."Deck the halls with parts of Molly". And then...Whats black, white and red???...A Nun after an accident... Leaving now to hide in a dark corner of the barn... 
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26.Jan.2014, 11:35 AM
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Joined: 4.Oct.2009 |
I ran into two old mates yesterday, Paddy Power and William Hill...what
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