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Posted by: Roy E 24.Feb.2006, 10:10 PM

Uh-oh. If cartoons are any indication, you might want to steer clear of any embassies...

QUOTE
'Muslim Madonna' - Brace for another muslims' riot, bloodshed
Feb 24, 2006

Muslim pop singer Deeyah has irked the Muslim world with her provocative new music video that shows her stripping off a burka to reveal her bikini-clad body.

--snip--

The singer, who was born in Norway but moved to the UK after her act alienated her from the Muslim community,...

http://www.iranian.ws/iran_news/publish/article_13540.shtml

Posted by: Ezpen The Caveman 24.Feb.2006, 10:15 PM

QUOTE (RoyE)
Uh-oh. If cartoons are any indication, you might want to steer clear of any embassies...

QUOTE
'Muslim Madonna' - Brace for another muslims' riot, bloodshed
Feb 24, 2006

Muslim pop singer Deeyah has irked the Muslim world with her provocative new music video that shows her stripping off a burka to reveal her bikini-clad body.

--snip--

The singer, who was born in Norway but moved to the UK after her act alienated her from the Muslim community,...

http://www.iranian.ws/iran_news/publish/article_13540.shtml

These Muslims are very jealous. The don't own this woman... I want to see her naked, and in Norway it's a human right to be naked... Why should these Muslims suppress Europe...??

Posted by: Cyberfluff 24.Feb.2006, 10:20 PM

So Norwegian singers getting nekkid is going to cause riots?

I'm in favor of naked Norwegians, myself. (I wonder if this will work for or against Stebro's plans to conquer Norway?)

Posted by: Beth 24.Feb.2006, 10:21 PM

but clothed whales :wink:

Posted by: Roy E 24.Feb.2006, 10:23 PM

QUOTE (Melanie)
So Norwegian singers getting nekkid is going to cause riots?


I should have noted that I posted this for it's fun value.
Figured types like you would have a field day with it. laugh.gif

Posted by: Ezpen The Caveman 24.Feb.2006, 10:24 PM

QUOTE (Melanie)
So Norwegian singers getting nekkid is going to cause riots?

I'm in favor of naked Norwegians, myself. (I wonder if this will work for or against Stebro's plans to conquer Norway?)

She's not norwegian, she is a pakistani... Muslim... But naked would be lovly. N ot all pakistani girls have mustage... biggrin.gif

Posted by: Cyberfluff 24.Feb.2006, 10:27 PM

QUOTE (RoyE)
I should have noted that I posted this for it's fun value.
Figured types like you would have a field day with it. laugh.gif


I'm not wearing any underwear.

It's a show of solidarity with nekkid Norwegian/Pakistani chicks.

Posted by: Beth 24.Feb.2006, 10:31 PM

oh god melanie...go put on some underwear already...we all know you're crotchless for the time being

Posted by: Roy E 24.Feb.2006, 10:34 PM

QUOTE (Melanie)
I'm not wearing any underwear.

It's a show of solidarity with nekkid Norwegian/Pakistani chicks.


:shock:
Yikes! I'm at work. I could be busted (violation of internet policy!)

Gotta close this window fast...! laugh.gif

Posted by: Alice Is Back 24.Feb.2006, 10:35 PM

sorry royE she will not be stopping by in usa, in the states gettin' nekkid in public is banned by the constitution

Posted by: Ezpen The Caveman 24.Feb.2006, 10:36 PM

QUOTE (Melanie)
I'm not wearing any underwear.

It's a show of solidarity with nekkid Norwegian/Pakistani chicks.

Great... send over a picture then... ;-) wanna look... hi hi..
Espen needs to peek...

Posted by: Roy E 24.Feb.2006, 10:36 PM

QUOTE (Aaron_in_berlin)
sorry royE she will not be stopping by in usa, in the states gettin' nekkid in public is banned by the constitution


That's why we have a private sector, Aaron!

Posted by: Cyberfluff 24.Feb.2006, 10:37 PM

QUOTE (Beth)
oh god melanie...go put on some underwear already...we all know you're crotchless for the time being


American oppressor!

Posted by: Ezpen The Caveman 24.Feb.2006, 10:39 PM

QUOTE (Melanie)
American oppresser!

I don't mind looking at naked girls all day. I think I could get used to that... laugh.gif

Posted by: Beth 24.Feb.2006, 10:40 PM

QUOTE (Melanie)
American oppresser!


got me a swedish passport--american oppression would be more like...

and put on that chastity belt leviticus designed (with lovely whale motif)

Posted by: Cyberfluff 24.Feb.2006, 10:41 PM

QUOTE (Espen)
I don't mind looking at naked girls all day. I think I could get used to that... laugh.gif


:shock:

Sans panties != naked!

Posted by: Beth 24.Feb.2006, 10:45 PM

QUOTE (Melanie)
Sans panties != naked!


avec BH not equal to toute nue

Posted by: Ezpen The Caveman 24.Feb.2006, 10:47 PM

QUOTE (Beth)
avec BH not equal to toute nue

BH is a swedish invention too opress women.

Posted by: Beth 24.Feb.2006, 10:50 PM

QUOTE (Espen)
BH is a swedish invention too opress women.


are you sure it's not the man on the street who is oppressed?

Posted by: Cyberfluff 24.Feb.2006, 10:51 PM

QUOTE (Espen)
BH is a swedish invention too opress women.


Commie oppressors!

Posted by: Cyberfluff 24.Feb.2006, 10:53 PM

Espen are you ICQing me disguised as a pervy German?

Posted by: Ezpen The Caveman 24.Feb.2006, 10:55 PM

Both Melanie and Beth are welcome to stay naked all day at my place here in Norway.
:wink: I will never opress nudity...

Posted by: Ezpen The Caveman 24.Feb.2006, 10:56 PM

QUOTE (Melanie)
Espen are you ICQing me disguised as a pervy German?

No... Im Norwegian.
Nei... Jeg er norsk. Synes du er søt og kjempe deilig. Vi skulle kosa oss ordentlig godt tenker jeg...

Posted by: Cyberfluff 24.Feb.2006, 10:58 PM

QUOTE (Espen)
No... Im Norwegian.
Nei... Jeg er norsk. Synes du er søt og kjempe deilig. Vi skulle kosa oss ordentlig godt tenker jeg...


Oh, I thought maybe it was you messing with me after the Paris Hilton thread...

I guess it really is a pervy german. :shock:

Posted by: Cyberfluff 24.Feb.2006, 10:59 PM

QUOTE (Espen)
:wink: I will never opress nudity...


You shouldn't make promises like that until you've seen me nekkid!

Posted by: Ezpen The Caveman 24.Feb.2006, 11:05 PM

QUOTE (Melanie)
You shouldn't make promises like that until you've seen me nekkid!

I would not lay down on my stomach and refuse anything... ;-) You got
great measurments, so I think your body would be nice in my bed... biggrin.gif

Posted by: Cyberfluff 24.Feb.2006, 11:06 PM

:?: What is:

QUOTE
Synes du er søt og kjempe deilig. Vi skulle kosa oss ordentlig godt tenker jeg...


Are you oppressing me???

Posted by: Beth 24.Feb.2006, 11:07 PM

QUOTE (Melanie)
What is:
Synes du er søt og kjempe deilig. Vi skulle kosa oss ordentlig godt tenker jeg...
?

Are you oppressing me???


native norwegian oppression

Posted by: Ezpen The Caveman 24.Feb.2006, 11:09 PM

QUOTE (Melanie)
What is:
Synes du er søt og kjempe deilig. Vi skulle kosa oss ordentlig godt tenker jeg...
?

Are you oppressing me???

Not oppressing you... Many nice words about you in norwegian. Saying:
Think you are cute and great deliciuos. We would have cuddle us really great, I think..

Posted by: Cyberfluff 24.Feb.2006, 11:10 PM

QUOTE (Beth)
native norwegian oppression

Yeah... I think it's the man trying to keep the panty-free down!

Posted by: Cyberfluff 24.Feb.2006, 11:11 PM

QUOTE (Espen)
Not oppressing you... Many nice words about you in norwegian. Saying:
Think you are cute and great deliciuos. We would have cuddle us really great, I think..


OK, the Norwegians can join the Sans Panty Alliance.

Posted by: Ezpen The Caveman 24.Feb.2006, 11:11 PM

QUOTE (Melanie)
OK, the Norwegians can join the Sans Panty Alliance.

I would love too... biggrin.gif

Posted by: Cyberfluff 24.Feb.2006, 11:14 PM

QUOTE (Espen)
I would love too... biggrin.gif


You aren't allowed to sell the other SPA members, remember.

Posted by: Ezpen The Caveman 24.Feb.2006, 11:17 PM

QUOTE (Melanie)
You aren't allowed to sell the other SPA members, remember.

I Promise not to sell any SPA members. I will keep all SPA members myself...

Posted by: Cyberfluff 24.Feb.2006, 11:19 PM

QUOTE (Espen)
I Promise not to sell any SPA members. I will keep all SPA members myself...



Muahahahah! Today... Norway! Tomorrow... the world!

Posted by: Cyberfluff 24.Feb.2006, 11:20 PM

Would you all believe that I'm totally sober still at this point?

And still talking to that pervy German. I think I might have broken him though... or else he's w4nking to the picture I just sent him.

Posted by: Ezpen The Caveman 24.Feb.2006, 11:41 PM

What picture?? I'm still not wænking... biggrin.gif

Posted by: Cyberfluff 24.Feb.2006, 11:47 PM

That's because it really was a pervy German in ICQ, not you.

Um, not that I send people that ICQ me wænkable pictures... :oops:

Posted by: Ezpen The Caveman 24.Feb.2006, 11:52 PM

Ohhh... I see... I had a little hope there... :oops:

Posted by: Cyberfluff 24.Feb.2006, 11:57 PM

I suppose it depends on what is wænkable? :oops:

Posted by: Ezpen The Caveman 24.Feb.2006, 11:59 PM

Melanie with clothes on is still wænkable for some... ;-) he he..

Posted by: Cyberfluff 25.Feb.2006, 12:05 AM

Then I guess maybe I did send him a wænkable pic! :oops:

Posted by: Ezpen The Caveman 25.Feb.2006, 12:07 AM

QUOTE (Melanie)
I guess maybe I did send him a wænkable pic! :oops:

You maid him a happy man then... ;-) You're so adorable so I can understand him... biggrin.gif

Posted by: Ezpen The Caveman 25.Feb.2006, 12:09 AM

Melanie: Your voice is very sexy. Why don't you get a job as a sex phone operator?? ;-)

Posted by: Cyberfluff 25.Feb.2006, 12:10 AM

QUOTE (Espen)
You maid him a happy man then... ;-) You're so adorable so I can understand him... biggrin.gif


Even when I say bad words in Norwegian??? :shock:

Posted by: Ezpen The Caveman 25.Feb.2006, 12:11 AM

QUOTE (Melanie)
Even when I say bad words in Norwegian??? :shock:

Your dirty words in norwegian makes me even more hårny... biggrin.gif :twisted:

Posted by: Cyberfluff 25.Feb.2006, 12:11 AM

QUOTE (Espen)
Melanie: Your voice is very sexy. Why don't you get a job as a sex phone operator?? ;-)


:?:

When did we talk? Are you on skype? And was I that drunk?

Posted by: Ezpen The Caveman 25.Feb.2006, 12:12 AM

QUOTE (Melanie)
:?:

When did we talk? Are you on skype? And was I that drunk?

Your poem... remember!!?

Posted by: Cyberfluff 25.Feb.2006, 12:13 AM

QUOTE (Espen)
Your dirty words in norwegian makes me even more hårny... biggrin.gif :twisted:


Those aren't sexy words! Those are bad words, min favorite Norwegian. :shock:

Posted by: Cyberfluff 25.Feb.2006, 12:14 AM

QUOTE (Espen)
Your poem... remember!!?


Oh ja. I'd forgotten all about that. :oops:

Posted by: Ezpen The Caveman 25.Feb.2006, 12:16 AM

Bad words makes you a sexy and naughty at the same time... biggrin.gif
I would like you to hear you say: Jævla kødd...

Posted by: Cyberfluff 25.Feb.2006, 12:18 AM

OK, but you are going to have to teach me to pronounce it right.

Posted by: Cyberfluff 25.Feb.2006, 01:05 AM

:sets up the SPA command nexus in Espen's living room:

Posted by: Toronto 1 25.Feb.2006, 01:26 AM

Who needs tv? biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

Posted by: Cyberfluff 25.Feb.2006, 10:44 PM

What does Jævla mean, anyway?

Posted by: Crusader 25.Feb.2006, 10:51 PM

how the devil should they know?

Posted by: Cyberfluff 26.Feb.2006, 12:13 AM

ah, tack.

Posted by: Andrew Robertson 26.Feb.2006, 01:04 PM

QUOTE (Melanie)
So Norwegian singers getting nekkid is going to cause riots?

I'm in favor of naked Norwegians, myself. (I wonder if this will work for or against Stebro's plans to conquer Norway?)



Indeed...good point!!! And surely they'll be too busy standing in line for access to bread, water and bar coded personntatoos to get naked.

Long live Sweden- preserver of state control ad maximus,

Andrew xxx.

Posted by: The Teenage Diplomat 26.Feb.2006, 01:13 PM

QUOTE (Andrew Robertson)
Indeed...good point!!! And surely they'll be too busy standing in line for access to bread, water and bar coded personntatoos to get naked.

Long live Sweden- preserver of state control ad maximus,

Andrew xxx.

LMAO, you know crap about what I want or how I want to do it, besides who are you to talk about control and big brother? Stockholm is not the place with cameras everywhere, that are watching you, where everyone is a crimnal in those "eyes". You can do better than that Andrew :wink:

Posted by: Cyberfluff 26.Feb.2006, 03:50 PM

This looks like a job for the...

Sans Panty Alliance!

(Promoting peace and harmony through the lack of undergarments since 2006.)

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