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Todays Joke for you

Uncle Fred
post 24.Jan.2019, 07:36 PM
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QUOTE (Gamla Hälsingebock @ 24.Jan.2019, 05:14 PM) *
Ugh!!!

Two forty. laugh.gif
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Bsmith
post 25.Jan.2019, 02:50 PM
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Today, a man came to my house and asked for a donation toward a community pool.

So I gave him a glass of water.
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Gamla Hälsingebock
post 25.Jan.2019, 03:19 PM
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Was it chlorinated???
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Bsmith
post 25.Jan.2019, 04:08 PM
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and fluoridated.
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Gamla Hälsingebock
post 29.Jan.2019, 08:09 PM
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The problem with political jokes is...

They sometimes get elected!!!
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Bsmith
post 30.Jan.2019, 12:21 AM
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What do they call the hippie's wife?


Mississippi
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Bsmith
post 1.Feb.2019, 08:34 PM
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Have you heard about the new McDonald's Socialist Value Meal? You order your food and the guy behind you pays for it.
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Gamla Hälsingebock
post 1.Feb.2019, 09:19 PM
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Good one!!! laugh.gif

Going to mail that around...
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Saywhatwhat
post 2.Feb.2019, 11:10 AM
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QUOTE (Bsmith @ 1.Feb.2019, 08:34 PM) *
Have you heard about the new McDonald's Socialist Value Meal? You order your food and the guy behind you pays for it.



Sounds like Medicare.

Worthless old people that can’t pay their own way and have to steal from the pockets of youth.
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Bsmith
post 2.Feb.2019, 12:45 PM
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Not only are you racist, but you hate old people. What a hypocrite!
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Saywhatwhat
post 2.Feb.2019, 02:00 PM
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QUOTE (Bsmith @ 2.Feb.2019, 12:45 PM) *
Not only are you racist, but you hate old people. What a hypocrite!


Nope. Quite the opposite... I’m pointing out your hypocrisy because it only matters to you when you and “your kind” are being attacked.

That, sir, is hypocrisy.
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Bsmith
post 2.Feb.2019, 02:38 PM
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My neighbor told me she doesn't care what people think about her. So I told her I think about her naked. Turns out she's a hypocrite
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Uncle Fred
post 2.Feb.2019, 07:25 PM
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QUOTE (Saywhatwhat @ 2.Feb.2019, 11:10 AM) *
Sounds like Medicare.. Worthless old people that can’t pay their own way and have to steal from the pockets of youth.



Yes, as the thread is called "Todays Joke for you"
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Saywhatwhat
post 2.Feb.2019, 07:54 PM
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QUOTE (Uncle Fred @ 2.Feb.2019, 07:25 PM) *
Yes, as the thread is called "Todays Joke for you"


Precis. wink.gif
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Gamla Hälsingebock
post 4.Feb.2019, 11:42 PM
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The 80 year old sailor at his birthday celebration said...

Wait for it...

Are you ready???

Aye matey!!!

Ugh laugh.gif
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