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Swedish man sliced in sex play snafu

The Local/dl · 7 Dec 2010, 14:03

Published: 07 Dec 2010 14:03 GMT+01:00

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After having a few drinks together, the couple started to get intimate in the wee hours of Tuesday morning, the Expressen newspaper reports.

Not satisfied with traditional approaches to disrobing, the couple decided that it might be more fun to remove one another's underwear using a knife.

After the 47-year-old man successfully sliced the stockings off his girlfriend, she gingerly gripped the handle of the knife and took a shot at cutting her boyfriend's boxers right off his body.

Unfortunately for the man, the 36-year-old woman apparently lacked the same level of skill as her boyfriend when it came to handling sharp objects.

Rather than slashing through his underwear, the woman instead stabbed her boyfriend in the thigh.

"From what we understand, it was a sex act that went a bit wrong," Maud Johansson of the Västerås police told the newspaper.

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On Tuesday morning, the man's girlfriend was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault while he recovered in hospital.

Johansson said the woman is "really sad and regretful" about the incident, but that her boyfriend hasn't filed formal charges for the sex-play cock-up.

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14:29 December 7, 2010 by UScitizen
She should have caught an early morning flight to London and hid out until Interpol came looking.........................
14:46 December 7, 2010 by stillwatersrd
'Gingerly'? How many people were in the room?
14:54 December 7, 2010 by Jenta
How is this newsworthy? Just because the trashy Expressen reports it, doesn't mean The Local should stoop to this level. Disappointing...
15:19 December 7, 2010 by Nemesis
Why do Swedes have to have a drink before having sex?
15:45 December 7, 2010 by joeyt
Hmm, because it was a Tuesday morning?
15:49 December 7, 2010 by Rishonim
Nemesis, because they have to be able to communicate and also I think that's the only time they can have sex..
16:00 December 7, 2010 by Rizwan Rahim
the man must be lucky that she didnt cut his B--ls by the influence of liquor
16:05 December 7, 2010 by Nemesis
@ Rishonim

Thanks. I forgot a lot of Swedes can't communicate unless blind drunk.

Kinky sex is one thing. A knife is another:)
16:20 December 7, 2010 by Rishonim

Indeed. Why would someone bring a knife to screw is anyones guess. :) .. We should name them beavis and buthead
16:24 December 7, 2010 by calebian22
Can you imagine what this guy can guilt his girlfriend into doing now? "No, not that...Honey, you stabbed me! .....okay."
16:29 December 7, 2010 by Swedesmith
Never once have I had a sexual fantasy involving a knife. Must be old fashioned, I guess.
16:44 December 7, 2010 by Nemesis
@ Rishonim,

Beavis and Butthead would have more sense:)

@ Swedesmith,

Must admit when talking to friends who are a bit adventurous, that one never comes up.

I think this maybe a one of by two idiots.

Just realising, one of these idiots came close to getting a Darwin Award:)
16:57 December 7, 2010 by thinkright24
i think the girl tried to cut bottom up, thats how she ended up stabbing in the thigh.

luckily she didnt try cutting middle up
16:58 December 7, 2010 by spidernik84
Taking the word "penetration" by literal meaning.
17:11 December 7, 2010 by Gletta
Oh God - the wife's just asked where the chainsaw is
17:12 December 7, 2010 by coot
This article must be missing something. If the POLIS think it was an accident, why did they arrest her?
17:26 December 7, 2010 by Shibumi
@Jenta who thinks this in not a legitimate news story... your argument is a bit weakened by the fact that you clicked on it. And judging from the number of comments... you and I weren't the only ones ;-)
17:28 December 7, 2010 by eZee.se
No matter how drunk I am, nobody is bringing a knife so close to my junkyard ;) (least not voluntarily)
19:58 December 7, 2010 by stillwatersrd

Rape fantasies involve knives. Nothing wrong with 'old-fashioned'.
20:37 December 7, 2010 by wxman
Lucky it sliced his thigh rather than something a few inches north! This is on a truly idiotic scale. What's wrong with good old fashioned screwing?
21:14 December 7, 2010 by truthworthy
There you go. the mother of all evils at work again. ban alcohol.
22:10 December 7, 2010 by rohermoker
Does the Swedish health insurance cover this? In the US a person would have to go to court to have the hospital bill covered
23:28 December 7, 2010 by Nora
Are you sue they are Swedish? it was Tuesday ...
11:58 December 8, 2010 by Marc the Texan
Well it could have been worse.
00:10 December 9, 2010 by BigBilly
"sex-play cock-up" nearly sex-play cock-off
09:02 December 10, 2010 by HowSwedeitis
@ Coot: Most likely as an investigatory measure. I am sure there will be no charges filed.

15:05 December 10, 2010 by tadchem
Had they been British, they would have used a pen knife.
16:41 December 10, 2010 by amor
So the only person that the Malmö sniper seems to have killed was a Swede, despite his hatred for foreigners. In a recent story a Swedish hunter accidentally killed a skier while shooting elk and now it seems that this woman is not so good at prepping. Something tells me that Swedish people should be kept away from offensive weapons. ;-)
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