Why does the Swedish media love killjoy festive news?

SVT his week ran a story warning of the most unhealthy foods at a standard Christmas buffet in Sweden, telling you to avoid ultraprocessed foods like sausages, julmust Christmas soda and sweets.

"Even if it's for a limited time, it's worth bearing in mind," researcher Emily Sonestedt warned. Too much ultraprocessed food could lead to illness or even early death, the article reads.

While I'm sure the news story is accurate, it is also part of a grand Swedish media tradition: running miserable, killjoy news stories whenever there's a sign that people might be planning to have a bit of festive fun. 

The two public service broadcasters, Swedish Radio (SR) and Swedish Television (SVT) are by far the worst offenders, their reporters unusually skilled at finding a downbeat, depressing angle for every public celebration. 

To give readers a sense of the genre, we've spent half an hour or so searching through the archives. 

'This is how dangerous your Christmas tree is' (and other yuletide cheer)

Source: Screenshot/SR

Christmas is a time for good food, drinking a little too much, and cheery decorations to ward away the winter darkness. But have you considered the risks?

SR has.

In "This is how dangerous your Christmas tree is", a local reporter in Kronoberg looked into the possibility that your tree might have been sprayed with pesticide, or if not, might be covered in pests you will then bring into your house. 

By far the most common recurring Christmas story reflects Sweden's guilt-loaded relationship with alcohol. 

You might enjoy a few drinks at Christmas, but what about the trauma you are inflicting on your children?

In this typically festive report from SVT in Uppsala, a doctor asks, 'why wait for the New Year to give up alcohol? Why not start before Christmas?', while the reporter notes that according to the children's rights charity BRIS, one in five children in Sweden has a parent with an alcohol problem, with many finding drunk adults both "alarming and unpleasant". 

God Jul! 

This isn't the first year the Swedish media has found ways to make you feel guilty about the food you eat at Christmas.

You might enjoy a slap-up Christmas dinner, but what about those who suffer from an eating disorder, asked SVT in this important, but less than cheery, story published in the run-up to the big day. "This is the worst time of the year," one interviewee who suffered from an eating disorder for ten years told the reporter. 

I doubt this year's warnings from a researcher to "bear in mind" the unhealthy foods on a Christmas buffet are exactly helping the situation.

Don't you just love a cosy Christmas fire? Well, perhaps you shouldn't. A seasonal favourite in Sweden's media is to run warnings from the local fire services on the risk of Christmas house fires.

Here's some advice from SVT in Blekinge on how to avoid burning your house down.

Those Christmas lights. So mysigt. But have you ever added up how much those decorations might be adding to your electricity bill? SVT has. Read about it all here. 

Finally, isn't it wonderful that people in Sweden get the chance to go and visit their relatives and loved ones over Christmas.

Well, it's wonderful if you're a burglar! Here's SVT Jämtland on the risk of house break-ins over the Christmas period. 

Eat cheese to protect your teeth! and other Easter advice 

"Eat cheese after soda". Good advice from Swedish Radio. Photo: Screenshot/Richard Orange

For the Swedish media, Easter is a fantastic opportunity to roll out all the same stories about the risks of open fires and alcohol abuse, and that they do. But the Easter celebration has an additional thing to be worried about: excess consumption of chocolate and sweets. 

Here's Swedish Radio, with a helpful piece of advice to protect your teeth from all that sugary 'påskmust', Sweden's Easter soft drink. "Eat cheese!". 

Yes, you and your children might enjoy eating all those pick-and-mix sweets packed into a decorated cardboard egg, but have you thought who else has had their grubby hands on them? SVT has. In this less than joyous Easter article  a reporter gives viewers the lowdown on "how hygienic are pick-and-mix sweets?" (According to the doctor they interview, sugar acts as an antibacterial agent, so they are in fact less dangerous than the newsroom probably hoped). 

Perhaps though, it's better to avoid those unhealthy sweets altogether, and instead cram your mouth with healthy raw food alternatives, as SVT advises in this Easter report. 

Aren't daffodils lovely? Well they're not if you're a dog. They're deadly, according to this Easter report from Swedish Radio on all the "dangers lurking for pets over Easter".

Glad Påsk!

Midsummer drowning  

Midsummer, again, has all the same possibilities for worried articles about excess drinking etc, but in the summer there's the added risk of drowning. 

From Midsummer until the start of August, the temp reporters who take over Sweden's newsrooms as everyone else goes on their summer holidays churn out a steady stream of drowning stories, all of them with a slightly censorious tone. After all, most of these accidents are really about excess drinking.

Here's SVT Västmanland tallying up the Midsummer weekend's death toll in a typical story of Midsummer misery. 

So, what is the reason for the Swedish media's taste for removing as much mirth from festivities as possible?

It's partly because Sweden's media, unlike that of many other countries, sees its public information role as at least as important as entertaining or interesting readers, so an editor is likely to choose a potentially useful story over a heart-warming one. 

This is the aspect of the Swedish media beautifully captured by the singer Lou Reed when talking about how he's more scared in Sweden than in New York in the film Blue in the Face. 

"You turn on the TV, there's an ear operation. These things scare me. New York, no." 

But it is also reflects the puritanical streak that runs straight through Swedish society, leading to a powerful temperance movement, which meant that by 1908, a staggering 85 percent of Socialist parliamentarians in Sweden were teetotallers.

Sweden is now a liberal country where you can get good food and drink, and enjoy a decent nightlife, but sometimes that old puritanism bubbles up.